9th January 2006

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome to Monday Night Rampage. I’m Johnny Legend.

BRIGGS: And I’m Tom Briggs.

LEGEND: Tonight we have a rematch for the FWF World Heavyweight Championship as “Commissioner” Mike Farrell defends against The Predator.

BRIGGS: I still can’t believe he won the belt last week.

LEGEND: The winner will not only be the champion, but he will also be the Commissioner of FWF.

BRIGGS: But the champion and the challenger won’t be alone.

LEGEND: That’s right. There will be a number of Warriors on the outside as this match is a lumberjack match.

BRIGGS: But that’s not all.

LEGEND: Dan Taylor will be here to host his new show, The Dragon’s Dungeon. His special guest will be the winner of Blizzard, Pain as he signs his contract to challenge for the World Heavyweight Championship at FWF Genesis III.

CHARLES: The following Dark Invitation is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...

Andrew Lloyd Weber’s “Phantom of the Opera” plays as a green light surrounds the arena. Mark Lloyd enters, slowly walking through the fog until he reaches the bottom of the ramp. He walks up the steps and steps into the ring.

CHARLES: ...from the Sewers of London ...”Dark” Mark Lloyd!

”I’ll Whoop Yo’ Head” by 50 Cent plays. With the crowd booing, Dynamite D enters. He charges down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope.

CHARLES: And his opponent ...from Ashton, England ...Dynamite D!

BRIGGS: I don’t think I like his chances.

LEGEND: Can Dynamite D prove to the world that he has what it takes to be in this business?

The bell sounds. D charges at Mark with a clothesline, but fails to move him an inch. He takes a few steps back before doing the same thing, with Mark staying on his feet. D bounces off the ropes. He comes back, but is cut off with a big boot.

BRIGGS: No.

Mark picks D up and raises him into the Tombstone position. The crowd cheer as he nails the Tombstone before covering. ...1 ...2 ...3. The bell sounds.

CHARLES: The winner of the match ...”Dark” Mark Lloyd!

BRIGGS: I don’t think anyone was expecting to hear anything else coming from Phil Charles at the end of this match.

LEGEND: He was our first ever FWF World Heavyweight Champion, TB.

BRIGGS: And speaking of which...

LEGEND: We have our main event to come.

BRIGGS: But before all that, Pain will sign his contract.

LEGEND: It’s the Dragon’s Dungeon... when we return...

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back to MNR.

A dark, red light surrounds the arena as “All My Life” by Foo Fighters plays. Dan Taylor makes his way out to a cheering crowd. He drops to his knees as fireworks explode from the titantron. They finish and Dan stands before making his way to the ring where he is handed a microphone.

CHARLES: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of the show ...Dan “Dragon” Taylor!

DRAGON: Welcome to The Dragon’s Dungeon!

BRIGGS: Chris Knite, eat your heart out.

DRAGON: Last month, FWF was host to the Blizzard match where the winner will challenge for the FWF World Heavyweight Championship at FWF Genesis III!

LEGEND: The biggest event of the year.

DRAGON: And unfortunately... I didn’t get my shot. But somebody did, so let’s bring him out to make it official. Ladies and gentlemen ...Pain!

BRIGGS: Here comes the Pain.

”Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns N’ Roses plays. On a motorcycle, Pain rides out to a cheering crowd with the contract in his hand. He parks at the bottom of the ramp and gets into the ring where he shakes hands with Dan.

DRAGON: Welcome to the show, Pain.

PAIN: Thanks for having me.

DRAGON: Now, you will challenge either The Predator or Mike Farrell at Genesis. You lost your Cruiserweight title... you lost your Hardcore title... what makes you think you can win the World Heavyweight title?

BRIGGS: I don’t think he can.

PAIN: Because I did something that no other Warrior here did. I did something that you couldn’t do. I won Blizzard.

LEGEND: Dan doesn’t look too happy.

BRIGGS: That Dragon can breathe fire, Legend... Pain shouldn’t provoke him.

DRAGON: Hold on there, Skippy. I’ve been one of FWF’s greatest Warriors since we first opened the doors. I am Mr. Wrestling!

PAIN: But... you’re not going to be in the main event of Genesis are you?

DRAGON: Actually... I am.

BRIGGS: Huh?

Suddenly, Dan hits Pain over the head with the microphone, knocking him down. As Pain is getting up, Dan kicks him in the stomach and hooks his head before nailing the Impaler DDT.

LEGEND: What’s he doing?

Dan smiles as he picks the contract up. He then signs his name before throwing the clipboard onto Pain.

LEGEND: I can’t believe it.

BRIGGS: Haha... The DDT Kid is going to Genesis!

LEGEND: Fans, we’ll get an update on this. Don’t go anywhere... our main event is next.

[FWF]

LEGEND: And we are back, ready for this.

”Numb” by Linkin Park plays as Alan Foulds, Marcus Brody, Ernest Bethea, Oz Van Dam, Sean Saviour, Rage, Sausage and Bean walk down the ramp and surround the ring.

CHARLES: The following Lumberjack match scheduled is for one fall and is for the Fantasy Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first...

”Highway to the Danger Zone” plays. With sparks falling, The Predator makes his way out. He twirls and makes his way down the ramp with the crowd booing before he gets into the ring.

CHARLES: ...from the Eyrie, England ...weighing in at 267 pounds ...The Predator!

”Last Resort” by Papa Roach plays as Mike Farrell enters to a cheering crowd. He walks down the ramp, holding his belt above his head before climbing into the ring.

CHARLES: ...and his opponent, from Kent, England ...he is the FWF World Heavyweight Champion ...Mike Farrell!

LEGEND: Don’t forget, the winner of this match will also be the Commissioner.

The bell sounds. The two men lock up and Farrell immediately takes Predator into a wristlock. From here, he grabs onto Predator’s shoulder and hits a Russion Legsweep. He then bounces off the ropes and comes back with a fist drop.

LEGEND: And the unlikely champion is in control.

BRIGGS: Don’t forget, Mike Farrell held numerous championships in UCW before he retired and created FWF.

He goes for the cover. ...1. Predator kicks out. Farrell bounces off the ropes, but from the outside, OVD trips him, causing Mike to stumble. He turns around the focus on OVD.

LEGEND: Hey. The lumberjacks aren’t here to interfere.

With the distraction, Predator rolls Farrell up. ...1 ...2. Farrell kicks out. As he is getting up, Predator grabs his head and slams it against the turnbuckle. He then Irish-whips him into the opposite corner. Mike stumbles out and Predator kicks him in the stomach before hitting a suplex.

LEGEND: Nice suplex by the Predator.

Predator bounces off the ropes and comes back with a legdrop into the cover. ...1 ...2. Farrell kicks out. Predator bounces off the ropes again, but Saviour trips him.

BRIGGS: Two can play at that game.

As Farrell is getting up, Predator stomps him back down. He then lifts him up and executes a bodyslam. He picks him up again and hooks his head. Predator lifts Mike for a suplex, but Farrell counters, hitting one of his own. He bounces off the ropes, but Brody leaps onto the apron and holds him there.

LEGEND: Oh come on. He can’t do that.

Predator charges at Mike for the Wing Attack, but Farrell moves and Predator hits Marcus. The referee begins to shout at Predator, who hits him with a right hand.

BRIGGS: He took out the ref!

Sausage and Bean get in the ring and run at Farrell, but Bethea and Rage quickly get in, cutting The Breakfast Table off with Spinebusters. Brody gets in and hits Bethea with a German Suplex. Rage goes for a clothesline, but Brody ducks and hits another German Suplex.

LEGEND: All hell is breaking lose!

Foulds gets into the ring. He kicks Brody in the Stomach and hits the Stunner and Predator quickly charges at him with the Wing Attack. Farrell kicks Predator in the stomach and goes for the Stunner, but Predator drops to his knees and low blows Farrell.

LEGEND: No!

As the referee is regaining consciousness, Predator hooks Farrell’s arm and then his head before executing the Armbreaker-Stunner. He goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: The winner of the match ...and new FWF World Heavyweight Champion ...The Predator!

BRIGGS: And he’s the Commissioner!

LEGEND: And what will his first act be? We’ll find out next week.