25th July 2005

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome to Monday Night Rampage. I'm Johnny Legend, here with TB, Tom Briggs.

BRIGGS: Thanks Legend, we are hot off Code Red. The night where UCW stood victorious over a team of three FWF Warriors.

LEGEND: And tonight, UCW tries to make their mark again in a handicap match against the former Hardcore Champion, Pain.

BRIGGS: Speaking of UCW..

CHARLES: The following round one Jealousy tournament match scheduled is for on fall! Introducing first...

”I’ll Whip Yo’ Head” by 50 Cent begins to play and the crowd boo. Dynamite D makes his way out. He walk down the ramp and slides into the ring.

CHARLES: ...from Ashton, England ...Dynamite D!

”Some Kind of Monster” blares across the arena. Through a cloud of smoke and a shower of sparks steps Rage as the arena lights go dim. Rage walks toward the ring and gets in.

CHARLES: ...and his opponent ...from Burley, Idaho ...weighing in at 300 pounds ...Rage!

The bell rings. They grapple and Rage throws D back into the corner. D runs at him, but Rage lifts him up and slam him to the mat with a Spinebuster. ...1 ...2. D kicks out.

BRIGGS: Look at the size of that man. UCW has no chance.

D kicks out. Rage picks D up and Irish-whips him. D ducks the clothesline. He goes for a hurricanrana but gets caught on the shoulders of Rage. Rage then hits the Fire Within and covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.

LEGEND: The Fire With In

BRIGGS: It's all over

CHARLES: Here is your winner ...and advancing into round two of the Jealousy tournament ...Rage!

BRIGGS: Well that was a squash match.

LEGEND: Let u remind you about the Jealousy tournament. Sixteen men will take part in the first round in two-on-two randomly selected matches.

BRIGGS: Sixteen will become eight, eight will become four, four will become two and two will become one.

LEGEND: And that one will be named the new number one contender to Alan Foulds’ World Heavyweight Championship.

BRIGGS: So far, four have gone through to the second round; Marcus Brody, Chris Knite, Mike Power... and now Rage. I like FWF’s chances.

LEGEND: And FWF has another chance at championship gold next as Pain takes on both the Predator and Marcus Brody for the Hardcore title.

BRIGGS: I don’t like FWF’s chances...

LEGEND: Don’t go anywhere.

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back to Monday Night Rampage.

BRIGGS: Main event time. Here we go...

CHARLES: The following hardcore two-on-one Handicap match scheduled is for one fall and is for the Fantasy Wrestling Federation Hardcore Championship. Introducing first...

UCW’s theme music plays. The Predator makes his way out and stands on stage to a booing audience. He gestures towards the titantron and Marcus Brody enters. With cocky grins, the two of them walk down the ramp and get into the ring.

CHARLES: the team of the UCW Champion, The Predator ...and the FWF Hardcore champion, Marcus Brody!

“Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns N’ Roses begins to play. Pain rushes to the ring with his lead pipe, hitting Predator in the gut with it.

LEGEND: Pain is wasting no time here.

Pain then snapmares him into a sitting position. Marcus runs at Pain, but gets drop-toe-held, forcing Marcus to land head first onto Predator's "bits".

BRIGGS: That's gotta hurt.

Predator rolls out of the ring in agony. Pain picks Marcus up. Marcus then knees Pain in the stomach before nailing a suplex. Pain gets up. Marcus Irish whips him. Pain ducks the clothesline and goes for one himself. Marcus ducks and spins round Pain, then hits a German suplex.

BRIGGS: And that’s why they call him the Human Suplex Machine.

Predator enters and the 2 UCW stars stomp away at Pain. Marcus picks Pain up and locks in a full nelson. Predator runs against the ropes and hits a clothesline, as Marcus falls back with a dragon suplex for the cover. ...1 ...2 ...Pain kicks out.

LEGEND: A lesser man would’ve fallen to that.

Pain kicks out. Predator and Marcus pick Pain up. They go for a double suplex, lifting Pain high above their heads. Pain rolls back, hitting a double DDT

BRIGGS: What a counter.

Oz Van Dam runs to the ring. Pain goes for a clothesline on OVD but OVD ducks, and then locks in an anklelock.

LEGEND: The referee can do nothing about it, there is no DQ.

“Bodies” by Drowning Pool plays as Danny Diablo and Knuckles run to the ring. OVD runs at Knuckles, but Diablo raises him up for a flapjack a Knuckles connects with the Chopper.

BRIGGS: The Twin Towers!

Diablo runs to the outside and grabs a table. He pushes it in the ring. Knuckles sets it up, as Predator crawls to his feet. Knuckles picks Predator up in the flapjack position. Diablo rushes to the ring, hitting a diamond cutter on Predator, who comes crashing down through the table.

LEGEND: A Twin Towers through the table!

As Predator crawls up, Pain hits THE Superkick. Diablo takes Brody out with a double-arm-tornado-DDT as Knuckles throws OVD out. Pain pins Predator. ...1 ...2 ...3. The bell sounds.

CHARLES: Here is your winner ...and new FWF Hardcore champion ...Pain!

BRIGGS: Yes!

LEGEND: The Hardcore Championship is back where it belongs.

BRIGGS: And UCW have none.

LEGEND: I don’t think things are over, folks. Tune in next week to find out. Goodnight!