Post by FWF on Mar 14, 2011 5:51:44 GMT -5
LEGEND: Welcome to Monday Night Rampage, we are live from the ECW Arena in Philadelphia, Pensylvannia.
BRIGGS: And what a night we have, Legend.
LEGEND: Absolutely. The main event will be Ernest Bethea defending the FWF World Heavyweight Championship against "The Saviour" Chris Knite. And we also have the debut of the Nightstalker taking on one half of the Tag Team Champions, and the UCW Champion, The Predator!!
BRIGGS: And it's not just a normal match. It will be a Casket Match!
LEGEND: Of course Predator does have some back-up. A fellow legend, "The Human Suplex Machine" Marcus Brody.
A dark, red light surrounds the arena as “All My Life” by Foo Fighters hits the arena. Dan Taylor walks out with a microphone in hand. The crowd boo as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.
DRAGON: Now, I know you were expecting to see “Commissioner” Mike Farrell. Well, I'm afraid he's not here tonight, so I have seized control of FWF during Farrell's absence.
LEGEND: Can he do that?
BRIGGS: Looks like he just did, Legend.
DRAGON: Now I know you were looking forward to seeing a casket match tonight but seeing as that could jeopardise my championship, I have decided that you people don't deserve to see a casket match.
LEGEND: I was looking forward to that match… and I’m sure everyone here was too…
“Highway to the Danger Zone” hits the arena and out walks The Predator with Tag Team and UCW titles on his shoulders. He walks down the ramp with a cheering audience before getting into the ring where he receives a microphone.
PREDATOR: Now listen, Dragon! This crowd paid their hard-earned money to watch the advertised Casket Match! What the hell are you doing?
DRAGON: Well, you are my tag team partner, and we are the Tag Team Champs. I cannot risk my partner being injured at all. Casket matches are not the way to go.
PREDATOR: But I've been in a Buried Alive Match and....
DRAGON: and you lost it, and that UCW title you carry now.
PREDATOR: If you don't want a casket match, how's about an ECW rules match!
LEGEND: This crowd sure would want to see that.
DRAGON: NO! I can't afford you to injure yourself. I know about your UCW career. Injured wrist, sprained knee, broken elbow, concrete to the head! You can't. My show! My rules!
BRIGGS: Yeah!
With the crowd booing, Dan drops the microphone and exits the arena. Shortly after, The Predator does the same. Aladdin’s music plays as Hardcore Champion Aladdin approaches the ring. There is a small cheer from the crowd.
CHARLES: The following triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring …from London, England …he is the FWF Hardcore Champion …Aladdin!
“Thuganomics” by John Cena plays as Street Thug walks out. He walks down the ramp, rapping, and steps into the ring.
CHARLES: And his opponent …weighing in at 300 pounds …from Canada …Street Thug!
“Just Lose It” by Eminem hits the arena and Psycho comes out with his belt. The crowd make cheer as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.
CHARLES: ...and their opponent …from Hamilton, England …he is the FWF United Kingdom Champion …Psycho!
The bell rings. Thug charges at Aladdin immediately and hits him with a powerful clothesline; sending him out of the ring onto the floor below. Psycho is waiting patiently for Thug to turn around. As soon as Thug does, Psycho struggles, but hits the F-U on Thug!
LEGEND: Oh my god! The 170 pound Psycho just lifted 300 pounds of Street Thug and did Thug's finisher!!
BRIGGS: That proves to us why Psycho is the UK Champion.
LEGEND: Erm, no it doesn't. It was Predator's tag partner DDT who caused Psycho to become UK Champion.
Psycho goes for the cover. …1 …2. Thug kicks out. As Psycho waits for Thug to get up, Aladdin quickly slides into the ring. Psycho turns around and Aladdin nails the Pounce.
LEGEND: Pounce!
Thug gets up and starts exchanging punches with Aladdin. Thug then powers Aladdin to the corner and starts delivering some painful chops to the Hardcore Champion.
LEGEND: Oh no. Look who's getting involved now.
BRIGGS: It's the Motor City Mauler.
Mauler makes his way to the ring and does an amazing Ghore on both Street Thug and Aladdin in the corner.
LEGEND: It seems that Mauler has killed 2 birds with 1 stone. He's been wanting Street Thug since his arrival and he's facing Aladdin next week on Rampage.
Mauler then clotheslines Aladdin and Thug over the ropes and the brawl spills to the outside. The referee begins to count. …1 …2 …3 …4. Psycho remains in the ring. He looks over the brawl and starts yawning. …5 …6 …7 …8 …9 …10.
CHARLES: Here is your winner via countout …Psycho!
BRIGGS: A win is a win, Legend.
LEGEND: We'll be back with Predator versus Nightstalker right after this.
BRIGGS: And what a night we have, Legend.
LEGEND: Absolutely. The main event will be Ernest Bethea defending the FWF World Heavyweight Championship against "The Saviour" Chris Knite. And we also have the debut of the Nightstalker taking on one half of the Tag Team Champions, and the UCW Champion, The Predator!!
BRIGGS: And it's not just a normal match. It will be a Casket Match!
LEGEND: Of course Predator does have some back-up. A fellow legend, "The Human Suplex Machine" Marcus Brody.
A dark, red light surrounds the arena as “All My Life” by Foo Fighters hits the arena. Dan Taylor walks out with a microphone in hand. The crowd boo as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.
DRAGON: Now, I know you were expecting to see “Commissioner” Mike Farrell. Well, I'm afraid he's not here tonight, so I have seized control of FWF during Farrell's absence.
LEGEND: Can he do that?
BRIGGS: Looks like he just did, Legend.
DRAGON: Now I know you were looking forward to seeing a casket match tonight but seeing as that could jeopardise my championship, I have decided that you people don't deserve to see a casket match.
LEGEND: I was looking forward to that match… and I’m sure everyone here was too…
“Highway to the Danger Zone” hits the arena and out walks The Predator with Tag Team and UCW titles on his shoulders. He walks down the ramp with a cheering audience before getting into the ring where he receives a microphone.
PREDATOR: Now listen, Dragon! This crowd paid their hard-earned money to watch the advertised Casket Match! What the hell are you doing?
DRAGON: Well, you are my tag team partner, and we are the Tag Team Champs. I cannot risk my partner being injured at all. Casket matches are not the way to go.
PREDATOR: But I've been in a Buried Alive Match and....
DRAGON: and you lost it, and that UCW title you carry now.
PREDATOR: If you don't want a casket match, how's about an ECW rules match!
LEGEND: This crowd sure would want to see that.
DRAGON: NO! I can't afford you to injure yourself. I know about your UCW career. Injured wrist, sprained knee, broken elbow, concrete to the head! You can't. My show! My rules!
BRIGGS: Yeah!
With the crowd booing, Dan drops the microphone and exits the arena. Shortly after, The Predator does the same. Aladdin’s music plays as Hardcore Champion Aladdin approaches the ring. There is a small cheer from the crowd.
CHARLES: The following triple threat contest is scheduled for one fall. Coming to the ring …from London, England …he is the FWF Hardcore Champion …Aladdin!
“Thuganomics” by John Cena plays as Street Thug walks out. He walks down the ramp, rapping, and steps into the ring.
CHARLES: And his opponent …weighing in at 300 pounds …from Canada …Street Thug!
“Just Lose It” by Eminem hits the arena and Psycho comes out with his belt. The crowd make cheer as he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.
CHARLES: ...and their opponent …from Hamilton, England …he is the FWF United Kingdom Champion …Psycho!
The bell rings. Thug charges at Aladdin immediately and hits him with a powerful clothesline; sending him out of the ring onto the floor below. Psycho is waiting patiently for Thug to turn around. As soon as Thug does, Psycho struggles, but hits the F-U on Thug!
LEGEND: Oh my god! The 170 pound Psycho just lifted 300 pounds of Street Thug and did Thug's finisher!!
BRIGGS: That proves to us why Psycho is the UK Champion.
LEGEND: Erm, no it doesn't. It was Predator's tag partner DDT who caused Psycho to become UK Champion.
Psycho goes for the cover. …1 …2. Thug kicks out. As Psycho waits for Thug to get up, Aladdin quickly slides into the ring. Psycho turns around and Aladdin nails the Pounce.
LEGEND: Pounce!
Thug gets up and starts exchanging punches with Aladdin. Thug then powers Aladdin to the corner and starts delivering some painful chops to the Hardcore Champion.
LEGEND: Oh no. Look who's getting involved now.
BRIGGS: It's the Motor City Mauler.
Mauler makes his way to the ring and does an amazing Ghore on both Street Thug and Aladdin in the corner.
LEGEND: It seems that Mauler has killed 2 birds with 1 stone. He's been wanting Street Thug since his arrival and he's facing Aladdin next week on Rampage.
Mauler then clotheslines Aladdin and Thug over the ropes and the brawl spills to the outside. The referee begins to count. …1 …2 …3 …4. Psycho remains in the ring. He looks over the brawl and starts yawning. …5 …6 …7 …8 …9 …10.
CHARLES: Here is your winner via countout …Psycho!
BRIGGS: A win is a win, Legend.
LEGEND: We'll be back with Predator versus Nightstalker right after this.