FWF April Fools

[FWF]

LEGEND: Hello, and welcome to FWF April Fools. I’m here with Tom Briggs!

BRIGGS: Thanks for that, we are live from Toronto, Canada, and tonight, our main event sees the DDT Kid defend the UK title against Chris Knite.

CHARLES: The following match is the open gauntlet to decide the number one contender for the FWF World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first ...from New York City ...weighing in at 252 pounds ...Knuckles!

“Enemy” by Fozzy plays and Knuckles runs to the ring to a cheering crowd.

CHARLES: And his opponent ...from Long Island, New York ...weighing in at 307 pounds ...“Captain” Joe Stall!

Knuckles runs at Joe, Joe grabs him by the neck. Knuckles elbows Joe’s head. Knuckles bounces off the ropes hits a clothesline. He picks Joe up, runs against the ropes. Goes for a crossbody. Joe catches him and gives him a body slam. Joe picks Knuckles up, but Knuckles elbows Joe’s stomach, runs against the rope, goes for a clothesline but gets Sergeant Spine Bustered for his trouble. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: Introducing next ...weighed in this morning at 245 pounds ...being accompanied to the ring by Alicia ...FaSho!

Sho runs around Joe and hits a german suplex. He then quickly makes his way to the top rope. Joe moves out of the way before Sho lands a moonsault. Joe goes for the pin. ...1 ...2. Sho kicks out. Joe picks him up, runs against the rope and hits a clothesline. Joe climbs the turn buckle.

BRIGGS: That’s a bad idea

LEGEND: Joe is not a high flyer

Sho gets up and pushes Joe, who then goes flying to the outside, hitting his head on the safety rail. Sho roles out of the ring. He picks Joe up into the powerbomb position.

LEGEND: Look at the strength of FaSho, lifting the 300 plus pound “Captain”

Sho walks over to the announcers table, struggling to keep Joe up, but somehow hits the powerbomb. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4. FaSho picks Joe up and rolls him into the ring, before climbing in himself. Joe crawls half way up. Sho walks over to him and Joe grabs him by the neck. He lifts Sho up, but Sho takes his arm as he goes down, trapping it between his legs executing the “grip of destiny”.

LEGEND: Oh my god, the grip of destiny, that crossface

BRIGGS: Will he tap?

LEGEND: Well the crowd love both these stars

BRIGGS: But it’s obvious who they like best

Joe rolls over with Sho’s shoulders touching the mat. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: Introducing next ...from Tampa, Florida ...”The Saviour” Chris Knite!

Knite runs to the ring, runs at Joe, but Joe grabs Knite and cobra clutches him. Knite taps right away.

BRIGGS: 4 seconds! Joe Stall has set a new record

Knite slowly makes his way out of the arena.

CHARLES: Introducing next ...from Hamilton, England ...weighing in at 170 pounds ...the superman ...Psycho!

Fireworks go off as Psycho appears on stage. Chris Knite kicks him in the stomach and Knite Drivers him onto the steal ramp. Dan “Dragon” Taylor comes in and him and Knite battle out of the arena. Joe walks up to Psycho and drags him into the ring and makes a cover. ...1 ...2. Psycho kicks out. Joe picks psycho up and bodyslams him. He then lifts him to his feet before running at the ropes. Psycho ducks the clothesline and drop toe holds Joe, who gets caught between the ropes. Psycho hits a 619. Joe gets up, Psycho spring boards but Joe catches him by the neck.

BRIGGS: Chokeslam

Joe then nails the Chokeslam before going for the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: Introducing next ...weighing in at 340 pounds ...Christ Metalal!

Christ walks down to the ring. The lights go off. Then a dark blue light surrounds the arena. A cold breeze blows throughout the whole building. The TV screen goes fuzzy.

LEGEND: What’s going on TB?

BRIGGS: I don’t know, but I just got a chill on the back of my neck.

The screen then goes blank. A half face mask is then shows as “Phantom of the Opera” plays.

BRIGGS: Was that who I thought it was Legend?

LEGEND: I think it might be TB.

The lights go off fully. When they relight, “Captain” Joe Stall is lay on the floor. Christ Metalal looks confused, but then goes for the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3. Joe rolls out of the ring just as Dan “Dragon” Taylor enters the arena.

CHARLES: Introducing next ...from Manchester, England ...weighing in at 245 pounds ...Dan “Dragon” Taylor!

Dan runs into the ring and picks Christ up into the fireman’s carry. Christ rolls off, runs against the ropes, goes for a clothesline, but Dan grabs the arm, goes under it, grabs hold of the other arm, spins under like a reverse unprettier picks Christ up and gives him a piledriver. ...1 ...2. Chris Knite hits the ring with a steal chair and hits Dan with it.

BRIGGS: That was a revenge shot!

Christ gets the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3. Christ gets up and tries to take the chair off Knite, but gets KniteDrivered onto it by “the saviour” Chris Knite. Knite drags Dan out of the ring. Thuganomics plays as Street Thug makes his way to the ring. He sees Knite on the way, and F-Us him. Christ is just getting up as Thug enters. After spotting that Christ Metalal is woozy, Thug takes advantage of it by giving him an F-U as well. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: Introducing next ...the K-I-D!

Kid runs down to the ring. Thug goes for a clothesline, Kid ducks. Kid leapfrogs. He goes for a clothesline of his own. Thug ducks. Kid goes for a back elbow. Thug ducks again. Kid sticks his foot out and Thug runs into it.

BRIGGS: The sweet revenge kick

LEGEND: One hell of a superkick by the Kid

Kid covers Thug. ...1 ...2. Thug gets his foot on the ropes. Fireworks go off as Alan Foulds makes his way to the ring. The Kid looks towards him wondering why he came out. Along with his belt, Alan sits with Johnny Legend and Tom Briggs and puts on a headset. With the Kid distracted, Thug roles him up. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: Introducing next ...from New York City, New York ...Ernest “The Beast” Bethea!

BRIGGS: I’ve just noticed something.

LEGEND: What’s that TB?

BRIGGS: Phil Charles didn’t announce Street Thug!

LEGEND: So?

BRIGGS: Just saying

LEGEND: He did mention Ernest Bethea, who’s heading towards the ring right now, with a focused look on his face.

BRIGGS: He’s my pick in this match; look at the size of him!

LEGEND: Size doesn’t always matter

BRIGGS: So champ, who’s your pick?

FOULDS: It doesn’t matter who wins. But I’d put my money on this guy coming out to the ring.

The Kid hits another “Sweet revenge kick” on Street Thug for getting a sneaky pin. He then leaves the ring just as Ernest Bethea makes a pin. ...1 ...2. Thug kicks out. Bethea picks Thug up, and body slams him. He then picks Thug up once more, but Thug wafts his arms away, gives him three open-hand shots to the head before lifting him into the fireman's carry.

LEGEND: Look at the strength in Street Thug, Ernest Bethea easily the heaviest guy on the FWF roster.

Bethea hooks Thug’s head with his legs, then slides off of Thug, still with the leg scissors hold applied, and then lifts Thug into the powerbomb position before nailing the Bethea Bomb. ...1 ...2 ...3.

FOULDS: Show off!

LEGEND: He wasn’t showing off, he was winning the match

FOULDS: Are you arguing with me

LEGEND: No, no, I was just… just

BRIGGS: Don’t argue with the champion.

CHARLES: Introducing the tenth and final participant ...from Gorton, England ...Sean Saviour!

”My Sacrifice” by Creed plays but Sean doesn’t come out. The song finishes and the referee begins to count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...5 ...6 ...7 ...8 ...9 ...10. The bell sounds.

BRIGGS: He didn’t show!

CHARLES: Sean Saviour failed to appear, therefore your winner by default ...Ernest “The Beast” Bethea!

BRIGGS: That was a weird match

FOULDS: And it’s not over yet!

LEGEND: What do you mean by that?

Alan runs into the ring with his belt. Ernest Bethea turns around and Alan hits him over the head with the title. Alan raises his belt as the crowd boo and the scene fades to a commercial break.

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back to April Fools.

BRIGGS: My favourite king of match.

LEGEND: I thought so. By special request of Kopy Cat... we have a... well, I’ll let Phil Charles announce it.

“Slow Chemical” by Finger Eleven beings to blare over the loud speakers. The crowd goes wild as Kitty appears on the ramp. Dressed in a strapless black leather shirt, matching black leather pants, and black leather wrestling boots, she slowly makes her way to the ring. She slides into the ring, and walks around, grinning seductively, and waving to the crowd.

Charles: The following match scheduled is a bra and panties match for the Fantasy Wrestling Federation Women's Championship! Introducing first ...from Canada, Kopy Cat!

Once again, the lights go black. Then Bodies, by Drowning Pool, begins to play, and blue and purple lights begin to flash. Standing ovation from the crowd as Raevyn, attired in black flair cotton pants, black stretch tank top, and black wrestling boots, makes her way to the ring. She comes to a halt just outside the ring, and stares at Kitty, who does the same. Rae slides into the ring, and the women stare down each other.

Charles: And her opponent ...from Winchester, Virginia ...she is the FWF Women's champion ...Raevyn Nocturne!

The bell rings, and the pacing begins. Rae goes in for an elbow tie up, which Cat counters by pushing Rae away. More staring, more pacing. Once again, the two divas lock up, but Rae, the stronger of the pair pushes Cat down to the floor. Cat gets up and shakes it off. She then runs at Rae, but gets an armdrag for her trouble. Rae looks down at Kopy Cat, before attempting to rip Cat’s bra off. Cat grabs hold of Rae’s leg, leaving her with no other choice but to collapse to the mat. Both women get up and rest in opposite corners. They slowly walk to the middle and Rae gives Kopy Cat a soft push, followed by a harder one, and then one that knocks Cat to the floor. Cat quickly gets up and walks up to Rae, and the stare down continues. Then, Raevyn slaps Kopy Cat, disrespecting her even more. Cat’s face turns red. She tackles Raevyn, taking here down keeping hold of her legs, and turns her around to execute a Boston crab.

BRIGGS: Wow, this cat has claws.

Rae taps out, but Cat keeps hold.

LEGEND: That won’t win this match, TB.

Being in the perfect position, Cat is able to pull of Raevyn’s pants. The crowd cheer as Cat swings Rae’s pants around in the air, before throwing them into the crowd. Raevyn rolls out of the ring and up the ramp. Cat follows. The referee trails behind. Raevyn walks out of the arena. As Cat is about to exit, Rae comes back in and throws Cat down onto the stage.

BRIGGS: I thought she went.

Rae grabs hold of Cat’s hair and drags her to the ring. Rae lifts Cat and gets her into a reverse DDT position, then spins round going for a Death Spiral, but Cat pushes Rae away, then body slams her.

BRIGGS: A body slam by Kopy Cat.

Street Thug makes his way to ringside.

LEGEND: What’s he doing here?

Rae slowly gets up, but gets knocked back down by Cats clothesline. Cat keeps running and baseball slides Thug.

LEGEND: Well he shouldn’t be out here.

Cat grabs hold of Rae’s shirt, pulls it off with ease, and tosses it into the waiting crowd. The bell rings.

Charles: Here is your winner ...and new FWF Women's champion ...Kopy Cat!

The crowd cheer. Raevyn storms out of the arena mumbling to herself. Thug walks after her trying to put his hand on her shoulder, but Rae keeps pushing it off.

LEGEND: Well we crowned a new women's champion here tonight in Kopy Cat’s home country, but who will be the UK champion when we return?

[FWF]

Coming back from the commercial break, a promo airs for Genesis on the titantron screen.

LEGEND: There you see it: FWF Genesis 2. It has now been confirmed that the main event will be the FWF world heavyweight champion Alan Foulds defending his title against the man who beat 9 other…

BRIGGS: 8

LEGEND: Beat 8 other people, Ernest Bethea.

BRIGGS: Well technically he only beat Street Thug.

LEGEND: That’s not the point.

Charles: The following match scheduled is a British Rules match for the Fantasy Wrestling Federation United Kingdom championship! It will be wrestled over a duration of five 3 minute rounds. Two falls, two submissions or a knockout will decide the winner.

A dark, red light surrounds the arena as “All My Life” by Foo Fighters plays. After a moment, Dan enters to a cheering crowd. He drops to his knees and fireworks explode at the titantron. They finish and Dan stands before making his way to the ring.

Charles: Introducing first ...from Manchester, England ...weighing in at 245 pounds ...he is the FWF United Kingdom champion ...Dan “Dragon” Taylor!

LEGEND: The DDT Kid himself.

Charles: And his opponent ...from Tampa, Florida…

Suddenly, Chris Knite runs to the ring via the back entrance gets him into a full nelson. He turns him round, and gives him an unprettier. The bell rings as he goes for the pin. ...1 ...2. Dan kicks out.

LEGEND: His plan didn’t work, TB.

BRIGGS: It will next time.

Knite gets him onto his feet. He Irish whips him, goes for a clothesline but Dan grabs his arm and takes him down to the mat, trying to get him arm in the right place for the crossface. Knite seems reluctant allow Dan to get the move done and tries to get to the ropes. He reaches out and grabs the bottom, red rope. Dan picks him up and Irish whips Knite. Knite reverses, goes for a clothesline, which Dan ducks and jumps feet first against the bottom rope and hits Knite with a flying springboard clothesline. Dan then heads to the turnbuckle and quickly climbs it. Knite gets up and throws DDT down in the middle of the ring. The bell rings.

Charles: Seconds away ...round 2!

The two men walk over to opposite corners. The bell rings for the second round. Both grapple. DDT pushes Knite into the corner and keeps hold. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4. Dan lets go. He then delivers three knife-edge chops to him before Irish whipping him into the other corner. He runs at Knite, clotheslines him whilst in the corner, then grabs the head and gives Knite a bulldog. He then climbs the turnbuckle and Diving Headbutts Knite.

LEGEND: Diving Headbutt!

Dan goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3. The bell sounds.

Charles: After one minute and fifty nine seconds of the second round, the first fall goes to Dan “Dragon” Taylor!

Both men seem a though they’re about to grapple, but Dan goes for Knite’s leg, tripping him onto his back. He twirls around Knite’s leg going for the Sharpshooter, but Knite uses his foot to push Dan off into the referee, knocking him down. Knite hits Dan with a low blow. Knite goes for the Unprettier but gets spun round and DDTed for his trouble. Both men crawl up. Knite quickly walks over to Dan, who is still in pain from the low blow, and Unprettiers him. He covers and the referee crawls over. ...1 ...2 ...3.

Charles: After two minutes and four seconds of the third round, the second fall goes to “The Saviour” Chris Knite.

LEGEND: I think that low blow took a lot outta him.

The bell rings to start the bout. Knite gets a small package pin on Dan. ...1 ...2. Dan kicks out. Knite argues with the referee. The referee responds. Knite pretends he’s turning round, but then delivers a hard blow to the referee, knocking him out. Dan jumps up and as Knite turns around, he gets a Dragon Slam. He goes for the cover, but the referee is unable to count.

LEGEND: He should’ve won it, TB!

The crowd cheer and stand as The Predator makes his way to the ring. Dan goes for a clothesline. Predator ducks and grabs Dan arm. He twists it, grabs his neck, and gives him an arm-breaker-stunner. He then rolls out of the ring and walks backwards up the steel ramp.

BRIGGS: These two have had problems before, but that’s no reason to do that!

LEGEND: It’s a valid reason.

The referee opens his eyes. Knite crawls on top of Dan for the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3. The bell sounds.

Charles: After two minutes and forty six seconds of the fourth round ...the winner of the match with the two required pinfalls ...and new FWF United Kingdom champion ...“The Saviour” Chris Knite!

LEGEND: I can’t believe it.

BRIGGS: Two new champions tonight.

LEGEND: Well, folks. That’s all we have time for tonight. We’ll see you next week for Monday Night Rampage.