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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:49:08 GMT -5
The camera opens up on Sausage and Bean inside a locker room backstage. Sausage is playing a game of solitaire on a chair as Bean sits against the locker picking his nose. Suddenly the door can be heard swinging open and Oswald Brodd enters in a huff. Bean jumps up and Brodd shoves him against the lockers. Sausage continues playing cards until Brodd flips the chair he was playing on over.
SAUSAGE: That was quite rude of you mate. You bollixed up my game. Where are your manners?
BRODD: YOU STOLE MY AXE!
SAUSAGE: Ah, touché.
BRODD: Before I send you off to Hel I will allow you one chance to explain yourself.
SAUSAGE: Ah well that's simple mate. You see that King of Kings chap he's been talking a lot of sense. He made us an offer and well we're British so we're suckers for monarchs.
BRODD: Now I shall wring your necks.
SAUSAGE: We knew you'd be angry. That's why we called on some old friends. Kings whole British pride message made sense to them too.
Marcus Brody Sr., Jack "the Steel" Woody, Chuft Guy, Destroyer, Top Dog, and Oz Van Damn in his wheelchair with a baseball bat come out from behind a row of lockers and surround Brodd. Sausage taps Brodd on the shoulder.
SAUSAGE: Now if you excuse me, we've got a match to win.
Sausage and Bean exit. The UCW warriors advance on Brodd as the camera cuts to ringside.
STRACHON: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Live-Wire. I'm Sam Strachon here with my broadcast partner Ernest "the Beast" Bethea.
BETHEA: The road to Jealousy continues as "The" Ross Walker takes on Zelean White in a Jealousy Tournament match.
STRACHON: And don't forget tonight is tag team night live here in Blackpool, England.
BETHEA: That's right. We are live from the ballroom at the top of Blackpool Tower we've got a standing room only crowd.
STRACHON: In our MAAAAAAAIN EVENT Oswald Brodd will team with Sah'ta Thor and as both men go looking for revenge against the King of Kings and Christian Lee.
BETHEA: Brodd will be putting his Universal Championship on the line at Jealousy in a match against the man who stole his axe, King of Kings Joe Page.
STRACHON: And Sah'ta Thor looks to take Christian Lee's World Championship away from him.
BETHEA: But getting back to tonight, we will also be seeing the team of James Stall and Marcus Thomas Brody will join James Bohne and Camisado to take on the wWo and the Twins.
STRACHON: But right now we've got the Medz versus the Breakfast Table, in a food fight!
Tables are setup at ringside. On these tables are various cakes, pies, pudding, as well as ketchup, mustard, whipped cream and various sandwiches. Two tables at opposite sides of the ring are stacked high with large fish. The Medz are standing in the ring.
CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the tag team of Robert Prozac and Bert Ritalin, the Medz.
The Theme from the Naked Gun and Sausage and Bean walk out. Sausage is wearing a white tuxedo and Bean is in a black evening gown.
STRACHON: Is Bean wearing a dress?
BETHEA: I believe so Sam.
CHARLES: And introducing their opponents, Inspector James Sausage and Inspector Avnish Bean, the Breakfast Tabe.
As the Breakfast Table stand at the entrance ramp the music stops. Bean snaps his finger and a red rose comes flying toward him. He grabs it and puts in his mouth. He grabs Sausage's hand. "Habanera" from Carmen begins to play and Sausage and Bean begin to tango toward the ring.
BETHEA: What are they doing?
STRACHON: We are live at the Blackpool Tower Ballroom, home to the hit BBC show Strictly Come Dancing. The Breakfast Table are just paying tribute.
Not to be outdone Prozac extends his hand. Ritalin grabs it and Prozac spinds Ritalin. The Medz begin a sultry tango as well as the Breakfast Table Dance into the ring. Suddenly the music changes to the Macarena and all four men begin dancing the Macarena in the center of the ring.
BETHEA: This is too much.
As the four FWF warriors shake their behinds and jump in time with the music, the music changes again. This time the music changes to the Overture from Carmen and the four warriors pair off and begin dancing around the ring. They do leaps and flip off the ring ropes. Sausage and Bean quickstep toward one of the tables and Sausage grabs a cream pie. The dance toward the Medz and Sausage goes to hit Prozac with the pie. However, The Medz are in the middle of an athletic dip and spin move and Sausage misses. His arm spins around and he hits Bean in the face with the pie.
BETHEA: And the match is on.
The Medz quickly realize what is going on. Ritalin runs and hits Bean with a clothesline. Prozac hits Sausage with a spear that sends both warriors through the ropes and through a table full of food. Bean runs to the other side of the ring and grabs a large striped bass. Bean gets to his feet and Ritalin throws the bass at him. He then blinded grabs another fish, a mackeral.
STRACHON: Holy Mackeral! We're about to see this food fight turn into a fish fight.
Bean lifts the bass over his head and runs at Ritalin. Ritalin throws the tiny mackeral at Bean's face and grabs a striped bass of his own. The two exchange blows with the fish in the middle of the ring, getting fish guts all over each other and the ring mat. Meanwhile, Sausage and Prozac exchange blows outside the ring as they roll around in the mess of food. Sausage manages to grab a large bowl of pudding and slams it over Prozac's head. He tosses Prozac off of him.
BETHEA: This match is full of action. Outside the ring Sausage and Prozac are hitting each other with whatever they can find.
STRACHON: Inside the ring Ritalin and Bean are bashing their brains in with bass. It's a big beautiful bombastic brawl.
Sausage runs at Prozac, but Prozac quickly grabs a bottle of mustard and a bottle of ketchup and squirts them right into Sausage's face. The blinded Sausage runs into the steel ring steps. Prozac capitalizes by tossing him into the barricade and then into the steel ring post. He then grabs a BLT and slams it in Sausage's face before tossing him into the ring where Ritalin has finally managed to fell Bean with a brutal blow to the head with the bass. Ritalin tosses what is left of the bass out of the ring and goes to grab a large chocolate cake.
BETHEA: The Medz seem to have taken control of this out of control match.
STRACHON: It's coordinated chaos at it's finest.
Sausage and Bean struggle to get to their feet, but they keep slipping on the fish guts. They eventually manage to stand together, but the Medz hit them with a double clothesline, utilizing the large chocolate sheet cake. Prozac then lifts Bean and hits him with the Med Plant. He covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.
BETHEA: There you have it. In a food fight rematch, the Medz take the victory.
STRACHON: We'll be back right after this.
BETHEA: And hopefully we'll have the ring cleaned up.
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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:50:16 GMT -5
BETHEA: Welcome back to Live-Wire. We go now to our Chairman in the ring with the legendary Joe Stall.
PAIN: Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen. I hope you are enjoying tag team night.
The crowd applauds.
PAIN: Now as promised I have several big announcements for Jealousy. First, as we all know there is a rich tradition of inducting someone into the FWF Hall of Fame at Jealousy. I was inducted into the Hall of Fame at Jealousy. Now, last year we skipped that tradition, but that won't be the case this year. This year it is my pleasure to introduce you to this year's Hall of Fame Inductee. He is a ten time UCW Intercontinental Champion, a six time UCW Champion, an eight time UCW Tag Team Champion, and a UCW Television Champion. He has won the FWF World Heavyweight Championship. He's also won the FWF Tag team Championships twice, and he's a former FWF United Kingdom Champion. He's been the FWF Commissioner and he is the current headmaster of FWF Academy. He is my friend, my mentor, my tag team partner, and my father-in-law. At Jealousy "Captain" Joe Stall goes into the Hall of Fame.
The crowd applauds loudly and Joe raises his hand in appreciation.
PAIN: Now, I'm sure you can see we're dressed to compete tonight. Well I want to make sure I'm ready to compete at Jealousy against the Predator. Therefore I've asked Mark to pick some opponents for me to wrestle. So tonight the Real Deal reunites to take on former UCW Tag Team Champions Chuft Guy and the Destroyer.
The UCW Theme plays, but suddenly it is cut off as Chris Knite and Mike Power step out.
BETHEA: It's the Army, Christ Knite and Mike Power. They're the Real Deal's oldest enemies.
KNITE: There's been a change of plans. WBL has hired us to be your opponents tonight. He'd like to remind you that the Predator doesn't book matches.
PAIN: So WBL wants to flex his muscles? Very well let's get this started.
Knite and Power climb into the ring. Joe and Pain talk for a moment before Joe steps outside of the ropes. Knite order Power out of the ring. Pain and Chris glare at each other.
BETHEA: We're about to witness a match between two of the greatest tag teams in FWF history.
STRACHON: But we just saw the Breakfast Table take on the Medz.
The bell rings and Pain hits Knite with a hard right hand. Knite stumbles backward and Pain quickly hits him with a clothesline. Without stopping he runs and hits Mike Power with a dropkick. As Knite is getting up, Pain turns and hits him with a roundhouse kicks before running and catching him with a bulldog. Pain then quickly picks Knite up and nails him with a reverse DDT. He then walks over and tags Joe Stall in.
BETHEA: Pain has taken it to Chris Knite.
STRACHON: And now he's giving Joe Stall a turn with his former tag team partner.
Joe lifts Knite up and nails him with a chokeslam before lifting him up and placing him in a bearhug. Joe applies pressure, and Knite appears close to tapping, but Joe releases him and instead nails Knite with a brutal clothesline.
STRACHON: That was a brutal clothesline!
Joe lifts Knite up and nails him with a bodyslam. He then picks him up and tosses him into the turnbuckle in the Army's corner. Mike Power tages himself in and runs toward Joe, but Joe is quick to nail him with a big boot. Joe lifts Mike up and sets him on his shoulder before nailing Power with a Samoan Drop. He lifts Mike and nails him with bodyslam as Pain ascends the turnbuckle. Joe lifts Power again and sets him in the middle of the ring with another bodyslam. He then casually walks over and tags in Pain.
BETHEA: Joe Stall tags out.
STRACHON: And here comes the Pain.
Pain looks up at the sky and jumps off, hitting Power with a diving headbutt. He gets up and quickly runs and bounces off the ropes with a moonsault onto Power. He covers ...1 ...2. Knite runs and breaks up the pin. Pain stands and he and Knite exchange blows. Pain Irish Whips Knite into the ropes. Knite bounces backward and Pain quickly nails him with THE Superkick. Knite collapses to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Pain focuses his attention on Mike Power, lifting him up and nailing him with a neckbreaker.
BETHEA: The Real Deal have been absolutely dominant in this match against the Army.
Pain lifts Mike Power up and tosses him into the turnbuckle. He the runs and hits him with a high knee before climbing the turnbuckle. Pain lifts Mike Power up with him and then nails the Bringin' the Pain. He covers. ...1 ...2. This time Pain breaks the pin himself. He instead chooses to rolls Power over. He locks him into a sharpshooter and then makes the bridge to grab Mike's head and put him in the crossface.
BETHEA: It's Endless Pain
STRACHON: We rarely get to see this move from the Chairman. Will we see him try and use it on the Predator at Jealousy?
Mike Power tries to avoid tapping as Pain increases pressure. Chris Knite runs into the ring to try and break the hold, but Joe Stall catches him with a bearhug. Pain tightens his hold, and Power frantically taps out. The bell rings and after a moment Pain releases Power. Stall finishes off Chris Knite with a double handed chokeslam.
BETHEA: And so ends another dominating performance by the team of the Real Deal.
STRACHON: They absolutely demolished their longtime enemies, the Army.
Pain and Joe walk down the entrace ramp with their arms raised in victory as some roadies come out to assist Chris Knite and Mike Power.
BETHEA: Tag team night has gone quite well so far.
STRACHON: And right now we've got a special interlude as "The" Ross Walker takes on Zelean White.
BETHEA: And it's in a round one Jealousy tournament match.
STRACHON: Zelean White is a relative new comer to FWF, and Ross Walker is arguably the greatest FWF Warrior never to win a World Title.
BETHEA: Who've you got in this one Sam?
STRACHON: Zelean White.
BETHEA: Really?
STRACHON: Of course not. She's a woman.
BETHEA: That's not much of an argument.
STRACHON: And he's "The" Ross Walker.
BETHEA: That's more like it.
The lights flash as "Angel On My Shoulder" by Dale Oliver takes up and erupts over the speakers as the fans go wild as Zelean come thought the curtain and makes her way to the top of the ramp. She stands there for a moment and looks out over the crowd and the opponent in the ring and then makes her way down to the ring waving at the fans and smiles and toughing there end before entering the ring.
CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is a round one Jealousy Tournament match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing 130 pounds, from Chelsea England, Zelean White.
The lights dim, and a single white spotlight shines on the entrance way as Four Year Strong's "Enemy Of The World" kicks into life. As the first line is sung, an array of fireworks are set off and "The" Ross Walker walks out. He raises his arms to a huge reaction from the fans, before withdrawing them to form an "X" shape below his chin. He stares at the ring for a moment before walking down towards it, ignoring the fans, fully focused on the match ahead.
CHARLES: And her opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds, from Newcastle, England, "The" Ross Walker.
The bell rings and Zelean and Ross grapple. Ross quickly slips Zelean into a headlock. Zelean tries to break Ross's hold, but Ross pulls her forward and tranistions into a half nelson. Zelean again sturggles, but Ross soon places her a full nelson. Zelean refuses to tap, but Ross tightens his hold. Zelean struggles further. She kicks at Ross' shin, but Ross fails to break his hold. He adds more pressure, but Zelean is still resilient and Ross lifts her into a Full Nelson Slam.
BETHEA: Zelean is in trouble as she faces the submission specialist Ross Walker.
Ross quickly places Zelean into a Boston Crab. She manages to make it to the ropes, and Ross releases his hold. Zelean climbs to her feet and Ross goes for a roundhouse kick. Zelean ducks it. She catches Ross' leg and lifts him up before slamming him into the mat. She manages to turn him over into a Sharpshooter. Ross reaches for the ropes, but they are nowhere near him. Instead he uses all his strength to gain some leverage and manages to flip Zelean over and place her in a figure four leg lock. Zelean struggles, but again manages to make it to the ropes. Ross relinquishes his hold again.
STRACHON: Zelean is making a bad move if she thinks she can match the technical skills of Ross Walker.
BETHEA: That's right. Ross is an expert, trained in both British Mat Wrestling and the Japanese puroresu style.
Both warriors get up and charge at each other. Ross hits Zelean with a European uppercut. She bounces off the ropes and comes back at Ross with a dropkick. She then quickly runs at the ropes again. As Ross gets up Zelean jumps off the ropes and hits him with a crossbody. She hits him with a knee drop and then runs toward the ropes again and jumps off with a springboard moonsault. Zelean lets Ross climb to his feet before hitting him with a springboard hurracanranna. She covers. ...1 ...2. Ross kicks out.
BETHEA: And now Zelean tries to match Ross' mat based style with her own aerial style.
STRACHON: It's not going to help.
Zelean picks Ross up and hits him with a DDT. She picks him up again and goes for a suplex, but Ross pushes her away. He hits her with an armdrag and then locks in a fujiwara armbar. Zelean tries to roll out of it, but Ross holds her in place. She struggles and makes some progress toward the ropes. Ross tightens his hold, but Zelean manages to make it to the ropes. She gets her foot on the bottom rope. ...1 ...2 ...3. Ross let's go of his hold.
BETHEA: Zelean is doing her best not to give in to the punishing submission holds of Ross Walker.
Ross picks Zelean up and hits her with a snap suplex. He then nails her with a leg drop before lifting her up and nailing her with tigerbomb. He then lifts her into a sitout powerbomb. He then picks her up from behind and nails her with a pair of German Suplexes. He goes for a third, but Zelean hits him with and elbow and breaks his hold. She turns around and nails Ross with a DDT. She lifts Ross for a suplex, but Ross nails her with a suplex of his own.
STRACHON: Zelean White is simply out matched by "The" Ross Walker.
BETHEA: She's putting up a fine fight Sam.
STRACHON: But Ross always swings the momentum back his way.
Ross picks Zelean up and hits her with Double Arm DDT before lifting her into a brainbuster. He picks Zelean up again and this time hits a swinging neckbreaker. He quickly locks in the Anaconda Vice. Zelean struggles, but Ross tightens his hold. She tries to reach the ropes and can't. As Ross increases his pressure, Zelean has no choice but to tap out. Ross releases the hold and the referee raises his hand.
BETHEA: He's done it. Ross Walker advances in the Jealousy Tournament.
STRACHON: That Anaconda Vice is brutal.
Ross stands in the ring when suddenly "Rule Britannia" begins to play as King of Kings steps out. He is accompanied by badday, Dynamite D, Sean Saviour, Tim E. Vortex, and Evie Jones.
KING OF KINGS: Well done both of you. That was a fine exhibition of British Wrestling. Now I'd like to challenge you to do even better, Join me. Join us. We Britons should stand united. Together we will be unstoppable and we will see this place returned to its proper glory.
Ross is handed a microphone.
WALKER: What could possibly make you believe I would entertain the idea of joining your team?
KING OF KINGS: I had hoped your pride in Queen and Country would compell you to join, but I see that your recent friendship with Pain has made you soft. Go ahead and be a lap dog like Brodd would like to believe we all are.
WALKER: Now you hold it right there. I am not here for myself. I am here for this company. And Pain? He's just like a little kid who's found his dick for the first time. He's having his fun, but he hasn't caused any real trouble yet. Rest assured though that the moment he steps out of line I will be there to stop him, and I won't need your help. And where do you get off thinking that you're the authority on all things British? It takes more than playing "Rule Britannia" to be British. I know. I was in British Uprising with the great Dan Taylor.
The crowd erupts at the mention of Dan's name.
KING OF KINGS: I tire of this. This is your last chance Ross. You are either with the Empire or you're a traitor, and treason will not be tolerated.
WALKER: Traitor? Fuck off. I'm not joining your team of scrubs. And I don't need your help because I'm "The" Ross Walker and I'm Bet-
Suddenly Ross is attacked from behind by Zelean White. King of Kings then signals his accomplices and they head into the ring. Ross turns and faces Zelean. They exchange blows, and he hits her with a DDT, but he is soon surrounded by the rest of The Empire.
BETHEA: This is not good.
STRACHON: Ross turned down the King of King's very reasonable offer. And now he's going to pay the price.
badday, Dynamite D, Sean Saviour, and Tim E. Vortex, and Evie Jones wait for Zelean to stand up and then all six charge at Ross. Ross tries to fight them off, but he succumbs to the numbers and The Empire begins to kick away at him. Suddenly "In Pursuit of Vikings" plays.
BETHEA: Oh my.
STRACHON: Here comes the Mad Viking.
All six warriors let Ross fall to the mat and head at the ring ropes. King of Kings turns around as well. All the warriors have their attention set on the entrance ramp, but Oswald Brodd does not emerge. As they are distracted, Ross rolls out of the ring. He grabs a chair and rolls back in. He then smashes it against badday's back.
STRACHON: Oswald Brodd was just messing with King of King's head.
BETHEA: And now Ross Walker is fighting back.
Ross nails Dynamite D with the chair as the others turn toward him. He throws the chair at Zelean and runs out of the other side of the ring as King of Kings slides into the ring. Ross jumps the barricade and runs through the crowd.
BETHEA: The distraction by Oswald Brodd allows "The" Ross Walker to make his escape.
STRACHON: For now Beast... for now.
BETHEA: We'll be back with an eight man tag team match after this.
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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:51:12 GMT -5
Sausage and Bean enter the locker room still covered in food. They are laughing, but freeze in their tracks as they see the massive damage to the locker room and the unconscious UCW warriors sprawled out on the floor. Sausage steps forward to check on Top Dog who is face down on the ground, his face bloodied.. Several lockers are missing their doors. Destroyer's head is in one of this lockers with the door laying next to him. Chuft Guy has been put through on of the benches. Oz Van Dam has been thrown from his wheelchair which is on the opposite side from the from. It is missing a wheel which has found its new home around Jack Woody's head.
SAUSGE: Shit.
Bean is seen flying into the lockers. He staggers forward. Brodd bursts into frame and immediately hits Bean with a Clothesline from Valhalla. Sausage runs at Brodd, but Brodd catches him and tosses him against the lockers. Sausage staggers forward and Brodd nails him with a big boot that sends Sausage's head into the lockers. Another door falls off as Brodd catches a falling Sausage and nails him with a bodyslam before picking him up and hitting him with a chokeslam. He then lifts Sausage up and nails him with the Twilight of the Gods. He leans down and gets close to the unconscious Sausage's face.
BRODD: Now if you excuse me, I have a match to win.
BETHEA: And we’re back. Tag team match coming up, so let’s get to it.
Camisado starts the match off with a quick run at Sujir. He nails him with a right hand before hitting an Asai DDT. He the runs at his other opponents. He jumps on the bottom rope and grabs Couch's head. He jumps off the rope and drives Couch's neck into the top rope. Couch falls off the apron and Cam quickly jumps back and hits Sujir with a spin kick. He follows with a bulldog.
BETHEA: There's the dangerous speed of Camisado at work, he's been working hard to get back those steps he lost with his time away from FWF.
STRACHON: He certainly is in good form today.
Cam lifts Sujir up and nails him with a Cravate suplex. He then quickly lifts him into a Saito suplex before nailing him with a arm bar. He locks in a Koji clutch. Sujir tries to get to the ropes, but Cam pulls him back and tighten his hold. Astryd soon runs in to break up the hold. Cam gets up and charges at her with a bulldog. He then tags in James Bohne. He then runs at the wWo and spears Devil clear off the apron.
BETHEA: Camisado is being incredibly aggressive tonight. And now that he's tagged in his partner James Bohne he's free to take on the wWo.
Couch jumps off the apron to attack Camisado, but Cam catches him and tosses him into the barricade he then hits a quick Cravate suplex on Devil before heading back to his side of the ring. Meanwhile, in the ring Bohne picks up Astyrd and hits her with a DDT. He then picks her up and tosses her out of the ring and onto Couch Potato. He turns to face Sujir, but is hit square in the face with a dropkick. He falls to the mat and Sujir is quick to hit him with a legdrop. He goes for a second one, but James rolls out of the way. He quickly gets up and notices that his nose is bleeding slightly. He walks over and tags in Stall.
STRACHON: James tags in James.
BETHEA: While Bohne tends to his nosebleed, Stall will square off against Sujir.
Sujir gets to his feet and Stall hits him with a clothesline. He then pick Sujir up and tosses him in the corner. He runs at Sujir with a splash, but Thorn moves out of the way. He quickly makes his way to the ropes and tags in the Devil. As Stall staggers backward Devil hits him with a backbreaker which he follows up with a reverse suplex. He picks Stall up and nails him with a DDT before walking to his corner and tagging in Couch Potato.
BETHEA: Devil is keeping himself fresh and tagging in his partner Couch Potato.
Couch immediately climbs the ropes and goes for a moonsault, but Stall moves out of the way and Couch collides with the mat. Stall quickly picks Couch Potato up and nails him with a facebuster. He drops back and hits Devil off the apron with an elbow and then runs toward Couch with a knee drop. He pick Couch up and hits him with a double arm DDT before walking over and tagging in Marcus Thomas Brody.
STRACHON: And now here comes the son of the Human Suplex Machine.
Brody runs and hits a legdrop on Couch Potato. He then lifts Couch up and nails him with three German suplex. He then lifts Couch up straight into the air and holds him there before hitting a stalled suplex. He follows this up with a snap suplex before nailing Couch with a slingshot suplex. He struts over toward Devil and gets in his face. Devil swiftly pokes him in the eye.
BETHEA: A little cockiness by Marcus Thomas Brody might have cost him as the aggravated Devil pokes him in the eye.
STRACHON: MTB will be just fine Beast.
BETHEA: MTB, I like that.
STRACHON: I heard James Stall call him that once. It rolls off the tongue better than Marcus Thomas Brody.
Anger, Marcus nails Devil with a right hand. He then quickly exchanges blows with Sujir and Astryd aswell before turning back toward Couch Potato. Couch runs at him and tries to make it to Astryd for the tag, but Marcus catches him from behind. Couch almost tags in Astyrd, but Brody hits him with a German suplex. He then hits Astyrd with a baseball slide that knocks her off the apron and quickly jumps up to hit Sujir with a diamond cutter that takes him off the apron as well. He hits Devil with a right hand and then lifts him into the ring with a suplex. He tosses him out of the ring with a second suplex before running over and tagging in Camisado.
BETHEA: Brody is showing some impressive athleticism.
STRACHON: That's why MTB is one of the most impressive warriors in FWF today.
Cam ascends the turnbuckle and waits for Couch to get to his feet before hitting him with a missle dropkick. Marcus taps James Stall and the two run across the ring. They jump out of the ring with twin crossbodies. Stall nails the Devil and Brody takes out both Twins.
BETHEA: Brody and Stall have taken out the competition, leaving just Camisado and Couch Potato.
Cam lifts Couch Potato and hits him with a Cravate suplex before picking him up and nailing an Asai DDT. Cam then lifts Couch and nails the STPR. Rather then covering Cam locks Couch Potato into the White Flag. Couch struggles, but Cam is relentless. Couch cannot reach the ropes and none of his partners can make it to the ring to break the hold. He tries not to submit, but Cam tightens his hold and Couch taps out.
BETHEA: Cam has been incredibly impressive tonight. He picks up the win for his team.
Brody and Stall slide into the ring as Couch rolls out. James Bohne enters the ring as well. "Welcome to the Jungle" begins to play and Pain steps out.
STRACHON: Here comes the Chairman, and I bet he has another big announcement regarding Jealousy.
PAIN: Well done all of you. I have to admit, I've been very impressed by the resurgence that the tag team division has had lately. That's why I had tag team night. I wanted to showcase your talent. And now I'm going to give you all a reward for your hard work. At Jealousy I'm bringing back the tag team titles.
At these news the crowd erupts in cheers.
STRACHON: Alright! The tag titles are coming back.
BETHEA: It's been a long time coming.
PAIN: There will be a gauntlet match for the FWF Unified Tag Team Championships at Jealousy Seven. It will have James Stall and Marcus Thomas Brody versus James Bohne and Camisado versus The Twins versus the wWo versus the Medz versus the Breakfast Table.
STRACHON: That matchup is absolutly insane.
BETHEA: And that's the real f'n deal.
"Welcome to the Jungle" plays and Pain exits. Bohne, Cam, Stall and Brody continue to celebrate in the ring when the lights suddenly go out. The opening riff of Phantom of the Opera plays and the lights come back on. Camisado and James Bohne are laid out in the middle of the ring leaving a confuses Brody and Stall standing there.
STRACHON: What was that?
BETHEA: That was the music of FWF and UCW legend Dark Mark Lloyd. Could the longtime enemy of the Stall family have paid a visit tonight?
STRACHON: I'm not sure what this all means, but when we come back it's time for our MAAAAAAIN EVENT.
BETHEA: So stay tuned.
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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:52:13 GMT -5
STRACHON: Welcome back. It's time for our MAAAAAAAAAAINN EVENT.
BETHEA: At Jealousy Christian Lee will defend his title against Sah'ta Thor and Oswald Brodd will defend his Universal Championship against King of Kings.
STRACHON: Right now all four warriors will get a chance to get their hands on their respective opponents in this tag team match.
King of Kings and Brodd start off the match. They immediately trade blows with each other. KoK nails Brodd with ahard right and Brodd responds with a thunderous left. KoK comes forward with another right, but Brodd still does not move. Brodd connects with a right of his own and KoK takes a step backward. Brodd goes to lift him into a bodyslam, but KoK stops him by driving both his fists between Brodd's shoulders. He goes for a DDT, but Brodd pushes him away.
BETHEA: Both these powerhouses are refusing to give the other any leeway.
KoK comes back and kicks Brodd in the stomach. He goes for an early Pedigree, but Brodd counters by flipping KoK over his back. He goes for a kneedrop, but KoK rolls out of the way. As Brodd gets up KoK hits him with a hard kick to the back of the knee. He tries to lift Brodd into a suplex, but Brodd counters with several punches to KoK's ribs and then lifts him into a suplex of his own.
STRACHON: The Mad Viking is the first to clearly swing momentum in his favor.
As KoK tries to get to his feet Brodd kicks him in the stomach. He then lifts KoK into the Danish Drop, but King of Kings slides off of Brodd's back and counters with a reverse DDT. He then picks Brodd up and nails him with a spinebuster before hitting a legdrop. KoK picks Brodd up and goes for another suplex, but Brodd again pushes KoK away. He runs at KoK with a Clothesline form Valhalla, but KoK ducks it. Brodd turns around and KoK hits him with a chop. Brodd glares at him and then responds with a chop in kind. KoK staggers backward. Brodd chops him again. He chops KoK until KoK backs up into the corner where Sah'ta Thor is waiting with an extended hand. Brodd tags in Thor and the two men nails KoK with a double DDT.
BETHEA: Now the number one contender to the World Title is in the match.
STRACHON: And King of Kings is in trouble. He's trapped in the wrong corner. He might as well be miles away from his partner, Christian Lee.
Brodd and Thor stomp away at KoK for a few moments before Brodd exits the ring. Thor lifts KoK up and nails him with a suplex. He then lifts KoK and nails him with a piledriver before hitting him with an elbowdrop. He then picks KoK up and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker which he then follows up with a legdrop. He lifts KoK up again and points at Christian Lee before hitting KoK with a tornado DDT.
BETHEA: Sah'ta Thor is looking to send a message to Christian Lee.
STRACHON: He's saying, this is going to be you at Jealousy.
BETHEA: He certainly is in control of this match right now.
Thor points at Lee again and motions that the World Title will soon be around his waist. He picks KoK up and goes for a suplex, but KoK counters with a European uppercut. He drops back and hits Oswald Brodd with a quick elbow to the face before running and connecting with a clothesline on Sah'ta Thor. He then quickly lifts Sah'ta Thor into a spinebuster followed by a belly to belly suplex. He then runs over and tags in an eager Christian Lee.
BETHEA: Here comes the World Champion.
Thor climbs to his feet, but Lee quickly nails him with a clothesline. He follows with a snap suplex and then a hip toss. Thor manages to scramble to his feet. Christian comes at him with another clothesline, but Thor ducks it and catches Christian with a neckbreaker. He picks Christian up for a piledrive,r but Christian counters with a roll up. ...1 ...2. Thor kicks out. Both men get to their feet and charge at each other. They grapple in the middle of the ring. Thor gains the advantage and begins to push Lee toward the corner with Oswald Brodd. Christian manages to slip the hold and his momentum brings him toward KoK. Christian tags in KoK as Thor tags in Brodd.
STRACHON: And now we're right back where we started.
Brodd and KoK run at each other and knock each other down with clotheslines. Both men slowly climb to their feet and charge at each other again. They grapple in the middle of the ring. Neither men budges. Eventually KoK takes half a step back. Brodd raises one hand hand nails KoK with a brutal chop across the neck. He then hits KoK with a headbutt. KoK staggers backward and Brodd lifts him into a bodyslam. He follows up with a legdrop. He lifts KoK and goes for a chokeslam. KoK manages to stay grounded and kicks Brodd in the shin. He hits Brodd with a DDT.
BETHEA: This back and forth match continues. Just when you think Oswald Brodd has gained an advantage, King of Kings comes right back at him.
STRACHON: I don't know who to root for. King of Kings is British, but Oswald Brodd is an awesome Viking.
King of Kings raises his arms and the British crowd cheers in admiration. Brodd begins to climb to his feet and KoK gives him a kick to the head. Brodd crawls over to the ropes and uses them to get to his feet. He makes a move toward Thor, but KoK catches him from behind. Brodd simple shoves him off and nails him with an elbow. He turns around and begins to chop at KoK. He chops KoK into the corner where Christian Lee tags himself in.
BETHEA: And now the champ wants back into this match.
Christian runs at Brodd. Brodd goes to hit him with a big boot, but Christian ducks it catches Brodd from behind with a German suplex. Brodd climbs to his feet. He goes to tag Thor in, but he instead turns back toward Christian Lee. He nails Christian with a right hand sending Christian reeling backward. Brodd then connects with a big boot. He lifts Christian into a bodyslam. He glares at KoK and then picks Christian up into a second bodyslam. Next he lifts Christian by the neck. He goes to lift him into Loke's Misery, but Christian manages to get out of the hold and nail Brodd with the Star Struck. He covers. ...1 ...2. Thor runs in and breaks up the pin.
BETHEA: I thought Christian Lee might have had the win there.
STRACHON: Nonsense. The Mad Viking was going to kick out anyway.
Christian jumps to his feet. He and Sah'ta Thor begin exchanging blows as the referee tries to get Thor back to his corner. Brodd slowly climbs to his feet. KoK seizes the opportunity provided by the distraction and climbs into the ring. He runs and nails Brodd with a low blow. Brodd grabs himself and turns around. KoK then nails him with the Pedigree as Thor finally climbs out of the ring. KoK runs out of the ring as Christian and the referee turn around.
BETHEA: King of Kings might just have stolen this match by utilizing that distraction caused by Christian and Thor.
Christian lifts the downed viking and nails him with the Glamour Slam. King of Kings extends his hand and yells toward Christian. Christian looks at Brodd and then at KoK. He reluctantly tags KoK in. KoK enters and picks up Brodd before nailing him with another Pedigree. He covers. ...1 ...2. Thor runs in to break the pin, but this time Christian catches him and nails him with the Star Struck. ...3. Christian tosses Thor out of the ring.
BETHEA: King of Kings manages to take out Oswald Brodd for his team.
STRACHON: It sure did take a lot to bring the Mad Viking down. Will he be able to pull it off at Jealousy?
King of Kings slides out of the ring and returns with two microphones. He tosses one to Christian and kicks Brodd in the head before leaning down over him.
KING OF KINGS: Well well smelly Viking, it looks like the axe stays with me for now, and come Jealousy I'll gladly add that Universal Championship to my collection of things I've taken from you.
King of Kings looks at Christian Lee.
KING OF KINGS: Now you see what we can accomplish together Christian? Join me. Join the Empire and together we will restore this place to its former British glory.
CHRISTIAN: I'm not going to follow you.
KING OF KINGS: Then need I remind you that there are consequences for committing treason.
CHRISTIAN: Don't you dare threaten me. I said I wouldn't follow you, but I didn't say I wouldn't join you. I love my country, and the British people are the greatest people in the world.
The Blackpool crowd roars with approval.
CHRISTIAN: If I join you I do it on my terms. I will accept nothing less than co-leadership. I answer to no one but myself.
King of Kings thinks about it for a moment before nodding his head an smiling.
KINGS OF KINGS: Sounds fair to me mate.
King of Kings extends his hand and Christian Lee shakes it. The British crowd applauds and suddenly "Welcome to the Jungle" begins to play. Pain steps out from backstage again.
PAIN: Well you certainly seem to have yourself together Joe. Now allow me to throw you a curveball. Last week I promised I would tell you what the stipulation for your match against Oswald Brodd would be. So here it is. At Jealousy you will face Oswald Brodd for the Universal Championship in.... a Mjod match.
STRACHON: Yes!
BETHEA: The Chairman makes another huge announcement.
STRACHON: What a way to end the night here in Blackpool. I can't wait till Jealousy.
BETHEA: We'll see you next week when we see more Jealousy Tournament matches.
STRACHON: Goodnight.
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