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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:37:44 GMT -5
BETHEA: Welcome once again to another edition of Live-Wire.
STRACHON: I'm Sam Strachon here with my broadcast partner, Ernest "the Beast" Bethea.
BETHEA: Tonight we will deal with the absolutely massive fallout from WarZone. Wild Bill Legend now has complete control of FWF.
STRACHON: I for one welcome our benevolent American overlord.
BETHEA: And Pain eventually succumbed to the numbers game and now Christian Lee is the new World Champion.
STRACHON: After the Mad Viking Oswald Brodd crushed Danny T in a tables match to become Universal Champion, the King of Kings assaulted him.
BETHEA: Joe Page put Oswald Brodd through a table with a Pedigree as revenge for Brodd costing King of Kings his Jealousy Tournament match earlier in the night.
STRACHON: Tonight, Brodd has his own Jealousy Tournament match as he faces off against James "Tornado" Bohne.
BETHEA: Speaking of James Bohne, after Brodd cost King of Kings his match against Camisado, James Bohne came out and saved Cam from an assault by the Mad Viking.
STRACHON: And now Cam and Bohne are a team.
BETHEA: It was a night of tag teams at WarZone. Brody and Stall saw action against the wWo in a match that saw an appearance of the Twins afterward.
STRACHON: We saw the return of the Medz, and who could forget the detective work of crime fighting duo, the Breakfast Table.
BETHEA: The road to Jealousy started at WarZone.
STRACHON: But it continues tonight with five Jealousy Tournament matches.
BETHEA: But first, we continue our weekly tribute to the late great Dan Dragon Taylor.
"Last Resort" by Papa Roach plays and Mike Farrell enters.
CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, Mike Farrell.
STRACHON: Notice how he didn't say Chairman there Beast.
BETHEA: Shut up and show some respect Sam.
FARRELL: Dan Taylor was a great man. I may have created this company, but Dan Taylor built it. Without him FWF would have never gotten off the ground. His skill in the ring and his ability to work so well with other wrestlers brought in those crowds in the early days. He wasn't flashy, but he was consistent, and he was willing to work his way to the top. He was a man who understood you had to pay your dues in this business, and he paid with interest.
Tears begin to fill Mike Farrell's eyes and he wipes them.
FARRELL: He may not have talked much, but he was always there for support. He was there for this company through good times and bad. I remember when UCW invaded FWF. They had sidelined Dan with a terrible injury, but he was determined to come back. I remember talking to him about coming back. The doctors said there was no way he could come back as early as he wanted to, but he proved them all wrong. He worked hard and he came back to lead the winning team at Collision, the team that ended UCW. He saved this company.
"I am the Bullgod" plays and WBL steps out onto the entrance ramp and makes his way down to the ring.
BETHEA: What is he doing out here?
STRACHON: He's the boss.
BETHEA: This is incredibly disrespectful.
WBL: Alright. I've let you tell your sob story for long enough, but I have a show to run. You don't work here anymore so get the hell out of my ring.
FARRELL: Who do you think you are?
WBL: I'm the man who owns FWF. Now get out of my ring before I have security escort you out.
STRACHON: And by security he probably means the wWo and the Twins.
FARRELL: You don't understand.
WBL: No you don't understand Farrell. My team won at WarZone. I won control of FWF.
FARRELL: You didn't win control of FWF. You won my shares.
WBL: Exactly Farrell I won your fifty percent of FWF and put it with my own fifty percent. I now own one hundred percent of FWF. You were never very good at math were you?
FARRELL: You ignorant clod. You were so arrogant you never even thought to looking into what you were betting with. The agreement was winner gets the losers shares. What you never realized was I didn't have any shares of FWF.
WBL: What?
BETHEA: What?
STRACHON: Que?
FARRELL: I sold them all the day after Genesis. See, I'm a pragmatist. While I believed that my team would win WarZone I knew I needed a backup plan just in case. There was never anyway you were going to walk away from WarZone with full control of this company. You may have won WarZone, but you won exactly zero shares.
STRACHON: WBL doesn't look happy right now.
WBL: You son of a-
FARRELL: Now please, allow me to introduce you to your business partner. He's the new Chairman of the Board...
Frank Sinatra's My Way plays briefly. Fireworks go off and the music abruptly changes to "Welcome to the Jungle".
STRACHON: No!
FARRELL: Pain!
Pain steps onto the entrance ramp dressed in a fine business suit and sunglasses. He smiles as he walks down the ring with a microphone in hand. The crowd erupts in an enormous cheer.
STRACHON: I can't believe this.
BETHEA: Pain has secretly owned half of FWF since the day after Genesis VI.
Pain climbs into the ring as the crowd continues to cheer.
PAIN: Bill you look so surprised. You see, Mike here knew about your plan to take over FWF before Genesis. Remember hat day that I got into a physical altercation with Azmodai and December outside of Sharp's office? Well I paid Sharp a visit right after they left. After a little... persuasion he was more than willing to tell me all of his plans. I told them to Mike and he offered to sell me his half of FWF.
FARRELL: It helps that he was able to pay me twice what you were offering.
PAIN: Now I may have been pulling some strings behind the scenes, but right now I'd like to make my first official act as FWF Chairman.
Pain takes off his sunglasses and hands them to WBL.
PAIN: Hold those.
WBL snaps the glasses in half.
PAIN: Now as you all know Christian Lee pinned me to become the new FWF World Champion. I'm sure you're expecting me to cash in my rematch clause and face him at Jealousy.
The crowd cheer in approval.
PAIN: But I'm going to let that sword of Damocles hang for awhile. Instead at Jealousy it will be Christian Lee versus Sah'ta Thor.
STRACHON: What a blockbuster announcement!
BETHEA: I have a feeling that Thor can't wait to get his hands on Christian. After all Christian Lee cost Sah'ta Thor the title and got him eliminated at WarZone.
PAIN: Now don't worry. I will be in action at Jealousy. I've wanted this match for quite awhile. It will be two out of three falls. It will be a hardcore match, and it will be against... the Predator!
The crowd erupts in a roar.
PAIN: And it will be for the Lost Heroes Trophy.
BETHEA: That's another huge announcement by Pain.
STRACHON: Okay. I have to admit it. I like his style.
PAIN: Finally I'd like to announce where Jealousy will be held.
WBL: In beautiful Dal-
PAIN: Las Vegas, Nevada. Jealousy will take place at the luxurious Black Diamond Hotel and Casino. I signed the contract with myself yesterday. Now I hope you all have a great night tonight. Enjoy the action.
"Welcome to the Jungle" plays again and Pain and Mike Farrell exit the ring, leaving WBL to fume by himself.
BETHEA: What a night this has been.
STRACHON: And it's only just started.
BETHEA: We'll be back with Jealousy tournament action after this.
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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:39:19 GMT -5
The camera opens up backstage. Cam and James are shown in the locker room. The camera is on a tight shot on them.
BOHNE: We have a problem.
CAMISADO: A very serious problem.
BOHNE: Very serious.
CAMISADO: We were told you could help us.
The camera pulls out to reveal Sausage and Bean.
SAUSAGE: Of course we can mate. We're Inspectors Sausage and Bean at your service. Now what seems to be the problem?
BOHNE: I'm missing my wrestling boots.
CAMISADO: Someone stole them.
BOHNE: And I can't fight Oswald Brodd barefoot.
CAMISADO: So can you find them?
Sausage and Bean look at each other and nod before looking back at Cam and James.
SAUSAGE: After much deliberation my partner and I have decided to take your case. Our fee is one thousand-
BOHNE: I'll give you twenty bucks.
SAUSAGE: Deal.
Bohne and Sausage shakes hands. Cam and James leave. Bean then opens up one of the lockers. He pulls out James' boots. He shows them to Sausage.
SAUSAGE: Put those away now mate. We'll give them to him in about twenty minutes. Say we found them in Couch Potato's locker. Easiest twenty bucks we've ever made.
Bean nods lots and puts the boots back in the locker. The camera cuts back to the arena.
BETHEA: Welcome back to Live-Wire.
STRACHON: We've just realized that Pain has secretly controlled have of FWF since the day after Genesis.
BETHEA: And he's already made several blockbuster announcements with his first official acts as FWF Chairman.
STRACHON: Chairman Pain... I've got to admit I kind of like the sound of that.
BETHEA: It does have a way of rolling off the tongue. But enough about that. We have some Jealousy Tournament matches to get underway.
CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome, already in the ring, form the Time Vortex, weighing in at 252 pounds, Tim E. Vortex.
"All the Thing She Said" slowly starts up as the purple light start to flicker and the sounds of rain start as well as Evie come out with a determined look on her face. She stops at the top of the ramp and looks out at the fans not smiling not with a frown as she walks down slightly waving at the fans.
CHARLES: And his opponent, from Nottingham, England, weighing 129 pounds, Evie Jones
She walks up the step and climbs on to the turnbuckle and punches the air and jumps over the top rope and into the ring before standing in the middle of the ring and point a finger to the top rafts and turns. The turning to face her opponent.
STRACHON: Let's hope this week goes better for Tim E. Vortex.
Tim and Evie lock up. Tim then hits Evie with an uppercut. She staggers backward but quickly comes back at Tim with a spear. She quickly rolls him up 1....2.... Tim kicks out. Evie quickly runs and jumps off the middle rope to hit with Tim with a moonsault. She follows this with a leg drop and covers. 1...2... Tim kicks out again. Evie gets up and jumps off the bottom rope, hitting Tim with a knee drop.
BETHEA: Evie is trying to put Tim E. Vortex away early.
STRACHON: And good thing to. That first segment took up way too much time. We need to move this show along.
Evie lifts Tim up and sets him down with a DDT. She then lifts him and hits a suplex. She goes for a second suplex, but Tim manages to break her hold. He steps backward, but Evie is quick to jump on both of his thighs and nail him with the monkey flip. She quickly jumps off the ropes and lands on Tim with a moonsault.
STRACHON: I hate this woman.
BETHEA: Evie Jones was the runner up in last year's Jealousy. Can she do herself one better and win this year?
STRACHON: She still has to win this match first.
Evie picks Tim up and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle. She runs at him and jumps onto the ring ropes. She goes to hit Tim with another monkey flip, but Tim hits her with a punch to the face and she lands with her feet on the mat. Tim then hits her with a DDT. Tim then jumps onto the top turnbuckle. He goes for a legdrop, but Evie rolls out of the ring. Tim lands on the mat, and Evie grabs his leg. She spins him around and wrenches his leg around the turnbuckle.
BETHEA: Quick moves by Evie Jones and now Tim E. Vortex is in a lot of trouble.
Evie wrenches Tim's leg around the turnbuckle again and climbs the turnbuckle. She jumps off and hits Tim with a leg drop of her own. She then pulls Tim out into the middle of the ring. She quickly ascends the turnbuckle again and nails him with a 450 splash. She follows with a standing elbow drop. She then lifts Tim up and hits him with a German suplex.
BETHEA: Evie Jones has been dominant for this entire match.
STRACHON: This is embarrassing.
Evie hits Tim with a leg drop. She then climbs the turnbuckle and jumps off and nail Tim with a flying elbow drop. She drops her knee into his face before climbing the turnbuckle again. This time she hits Tim with the Princess Pain. She covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.
BETHEA: She's done it. Evie Jones advances to the second round.
STRACHON: God damn it.
BETHEA: Maybe you'll pick the winner of our next match Sam.
STRACHON: "Super" Benny Starr is going to steamroll Magix.
BETHEA: And we'll have that match when we come back.
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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:40:32 GMT -5
We see King of Kings standing in the ring dressed in a full suit as the crowd boo him as he stands there not looking at the crowd. King of Kings walks across to the ropes and starts signaling to the side and is passed a microphone and a chair. King of Kings takes the chair and sets it up in the middle of the ring and he sits down with the Microphone in his hand.
KING OF KINGS: Do you actually think I care what you people think of me? I don't care about you American inbred morons.
The boos just continue but the King of Kings still just sits there.
KING of KINGS: If you would just close your mouths as it must be time for you all to eat another burger and drink another beer as it must have been five minutes since your last. Let me speak some sense ,and if you lot listen you might learn something and also remember your place below the British Empire.
The boos continue.
KING OF KINGS: So lets talk about that joke of a match at the pay per view and your joke of a win Cam. You should be sat wherever you are cowering in a corner and knowing that you would not have beaten me if it had not been for Brodd. Cam you are a has been and if you were a man of honour you would come out here right now and drop on a bended knee and beg my forgiveness however that will not happen because you are just like these morons out here. You cannot see the greatness that is around here. However Cam you are not the reason I am out here. I have more important things that I need to address. What I need to address is to all of you British warriors in the back who do not stand up and remember that you are British. You should stand up to these American morons and show yourselves as the dominant force in this business and not their bitches. The day is coming my British brothers and sisters when you will stand up and we will stand side by side and show these Americans who are the true leaders in this world. This day will come and it will be here soon when the British empire stand up against these morons and take the FwF and the World to the new generation.
The chant of you suck from the crowd starts and the boos continue. As this happens King of Kings raises to his feet and folds the chair up and rests it on the top rope and King of Kings leans over it.
KING OF KINGS: Finally however there is something that needs to be addressed. Oswald Brodd you stupid Viking bastard if you want to screw me over and screw me over in my matches I suggest that you stop screwing yourself over. Did you want to get my attention? Well you got my attention. I challenge you to any time and in any match you want.
King of Kings flings the chair down the walkway.
KING OF KINGS: YOU HAVE SCREWED WITH ME FOR THE LAST TIME. Show me your true colours and prove that they are not yellow.
King of Kings stands in the ring as the boos ring out. There is no immediate response. KoK shakes his head. "Crucify the Dead" plays and KoK exits.
BETHEA: Will Oswald Brodd answer the challenge from the King of Kings?
STRACHON: He's got nothing to prove Beast. He's the Universal Champion. And he's my favorite to win Jealousy.
BETHEA: Making predictions already?
STRACHON: He's the Mad Viking Beast. He can't lose.
BETHEA: Well his match against James Bohne is later tonight, but right now we've got another Jealousy tournament match as Mr. Magix takes on "Super" Benny Starr.
A hot pink light surrounds the arena as "Simply the Best" begins to play. Benny Starr enters and the crowd begin to boo. He walks down the ramp, smiling heavily before leaping onto the apron. He grabs the top rope and springboards into the ring, landing on one knee before shooting his fist into the air.
CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome to the ring ...from Hollywood; the Capital of the World ...weighing in at 252 pounds ..."Super" Benny Starr!
"Dope Boys" by the Game plays. As the beat drops the crowd starts chanting "wassup!" for a while. Pyro goes off as Magix steps into the green light raising his arms to salute the crowd. He then takes a deep breath and starts heading towards the ring.
CHARLES: And his opponent from Coppenhagen Denmark, weighing 228 pounds, Mr. Magix.
Benny and Magix stare at each other. Benny quickly pokes Magix in the eyes before the bell rings. The bell signals the start of the match and Benny kicks Magix in the stomach. He quickly hits Magix with a DDT. He then locks Magix in a Full Nelson before nailing him with a Full Nelson slam. Benny jumps off the middle rope and hits Magix with a fist drop.
STRACHON: Benny is off to a fiery start.
BETHEA: Only because he temporarily blinded Magix. He cheated.
STRACHON: The bell had yet to ring Beast.
Benny lifts Magix up and hits him with a Belly to Back suplex. He covers. ...1 ...2. Magix kicks out. Benny argues with the referee. As he does so, Magix climbs to his feet. He rubs his eyes. Benny turns to attack Magix again, but he is met with a hard right to the face. He staggers backward and Magix kicks him in the stomach. He then lifts him into a pump-handle-slam.
BETHEA: Magix is back in this match.
STRACHON: Not for long.
Magix picks up Benny again and this time nails him with sidewalk slam. He then kicks Benny in the face before hitting him with a knee drop. Magix then proceeds to lift Benny into a belly to belly suplex before straddling him with mounted punches. Benny is unable to stop Magix, but Magix stands up to catch his breath. He then hits Benny with a legdrop.
BETHEA: Magix is in total control right now.
STRACHON: Benny is obviously just allowing himself to fall behind for a more dramatic comeback win.
Magix lifts Benny and drives him into the nearby turnbuckle. He then quickly hits another belly to belly suplex before lifts Benny from behind and nailing a German suplex. He lifts Benny again. Benny desperatly tries to grab at the ropes, but Magix hits him with a second German suplex. He follows with a third. This time he releases Benny. He the runs and kicks Benny in the face again before climbing the turnbuckle and nailing a split legged moonsault.
BETHEA: Mr. Magix is absolutly dominating this match.
STRACHON: Shut up.
Continuing his dominance, Magix again lifts Benny Starr into a pump handle slam. He then climbs the ropes and hits Benny with a flying elbow drop. He then lifts Benny into a Hard Scoop Slam. He climbs the turnbuckle again. This time he eyes Benny and then jumps off with the Ol' Mighty Magix. He covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.
BETHEA: And Mr. Magix moves to the second round of the Jealousy Tournament.
STRACHON: This one really screwed my bracket.
BETHEA: Well there's always next year Sam.
STRACHON: It's okay. I have two more.
BETHEA: We'll be back after this.
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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:43:41 GMT -5
The camera again opens in the locker room currently being occupied by Sausage and Bean. Sausage is sitting in a folding chair counting several bills. Bean is playing jacks on the floor. There is a knock on the door.
SAUSAGE: Go get that will ya mate? Might be another client.
Bean walks over to the door. Suddenly the door is busted open. It slams into Beans face and Oswald Brodd enters. Bean staggers forward and Brodd tosses him into the lockers before hitting him with a bodyslam. Sausage goes to attack Brodd, but Brodd hits him with a hard right hand. He then grabs Sausage by the throat and pins him against the lockers.
BRODD: Where is it?
SAUSAGE: I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about mate.
BRODD: Don't lie to me you filthy English swine. I'm no idiot like Bohne. I know exactly what you two are up to. Now where is it?
SAUSAGE: If you have a case we'd be more than happy to take it up, pro bono of course.
Bean tries to attack Brodd, but Oswald catches him by the neck and pins him against the lockers as well.
BRODD: WHERE'S MY AXE!?!
Brodd slams both Sausage and Bean against the lockers and holds them there again.
BRODD: Listen to me you English pig dogs. If I do not have my axe presented to me by the time I return from my victory in battle against James Bohne, I will find you and rend your heads from your necks. Do you understand me?
SAUSAGE: We'll see what we can do.
Brodd tosses Sausage and Bean aside and storms out of the locker room. Sausage runs over and picks up Bean.
SAUSAGE: Well mate, it looks like the game is up.
Beans nods and the camera cuts back to the arena.
BETHEA: What a night we've had so far Sam.
STRACHON: Indeed Beast. FWF is under new management, and it's not who you might think.
BETHEA: That's right. For people just joining us, it has been revealed that Pain actually owns half of FWF. And he's already made two blockbuster matches for Jealousy. Pain himself will face the Predator in a two out of three falls hardcore match against the Predator for the Lost Heroes trophy.
STRACHON: And Christian Lee defend his World Title against Sah'ta Thor.
BETHEA: But of course the main event of Jealousy will be the Jealousy Tournament final. The tournament started at WarZone with the returning Prozac beating Shawn Fuller and Camisado beating the King of Kings.
STRACHON: And so far tonight Evie Jones has defeated Tim E. Vortex and Mr. Magix beat out "Super" Benny Starr for advancement in the tournament.
BETHEA: Things haven't gone well for Sam's brackets.
STRACHON: No they have not Beast.
BETHEA: Who's your pick for this next match Sam?
STRACHON: This was a tough one, but I'm going to have to go with the breeding of the grandson of FWF legend Joe Stall over the experience of Couch Potato.
BETHEA: James Stall has been impressive in tag team matches against the wWo, but his lone lose since coming to FWF has been against the Devil in singles competition.
STRACHON: That's what made this a tough choice Beast, but he's my upset pick.
BETHEA: Well let's get to some more Jealousy Tournament action. James Stall is already in the ring.
CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome ...from New York City, New York, weighing 215 pounds ...James Stall!
During the commercial break a giant slip and slide has been set up down the entrance ramp. Watagatapitusberry by Blackpoint plays and Couch Potato enters wearing only a lime green speedoo. He runs and slides down the slip and slide to the ring.
CHARLES: And his opponent ...from New York City, Jamaica ...weighing 10000 fluid ounces ...Couch Potato!
The bell rings and Couch and James grapple. Stall manages to get behind Couchie and goes to hit him with a German suplex, but Couch easily slips out of the hold. They turn and face each other again. This time James goes to hit Couch with a belly to belly suplex, but Couch again slips the hold. Couchie hits James with a dropkick. Stall staggers backward. Couch goes to hit him with a right, but Stall catches his hand and puts Couchie in a half nelson. However, Couch is again able to slip out of the hold.
BETHEA: James Stall just can't seem to hold on to Couch Potato.
STRACHON: It's the water from the slip and slide. He's like a greased up deaf guy in there.
Couch hits James with a neckbreaker. He then goes to put James in a STF, but this time James uses Couch's slipperiness against him and gets out of the hold. Both men stand. James quickly hits Couch with a dropkick that sends Couchie against the ropes. Couchie bounces off of the ropes and James catches him with a bulldog. He then lifts Couch up and nails him with a DDT. James then bounces off of the ropes and comes at Couch with a legdrop.
BETHEA: James Stall seems to have been able to take control of this match.
STRACHON: Something might actually go right for me tonight.
James covers Couch. ...1 ...2. Couch kicks out. James lifts Couchie up and nails him with a suplex. He then climbs the nearby turnbuckle and hits Couch with a 450 splash. He covers again. ...1 ...2. Couch again kicks out. James picks Couch up and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle. He then jumps onto the middle rope and hits Couch with an elevated DDT. He follows this with a springboard moonsault. He runs and hits a second springboard moonsault. He covers again. ...1 ...2. Couch again kicks out.
STRACHON: James Stall is going for pin after pin, but Couch isn't ready to lose yet.
BETHEA: He needs to learn more patience in that ring.
Frustrated, James leans against the ropes and waits for Couch to get up. He then runs at him and goes for a spinning DDT, but Couch slips away. He runs at Coouch again, but Couch levels him with a dropkick. Couchie then jumps onto the turnbuckle and goes for a frog splash, but James gets his legs up and Couch lands sternum first on James' legs. James quickly hits Couch with a standing elbow drop before picking him up and hitting a spinebuster. He then runs up to the top of the turnbuckle and jumps off hitting Couch with another 450 splash.
BETHEA: Things looked like they were going Couch Potato's way for a bit there, but James once again has momentum on his side.
STRACHON: It's looking more and more like he might actually pull off the upset here.
James picks Couch up and nails him with a suplex. Keeping the hold locked in he lifts Couch into another suplex. He maintains the hold and hits Couch with a third. He then picks Couch up and hits him with a belly to belly suplex. He then runs at the ropes and jumps off with a moonsault. He goes to cover Couch, but instead he stands. He gives Couch a hard kick in the face and then waits for Couch to get up. He leans on the ropes as Couchie begins to stand. He then runs and jumps on one of Couchie's legs. He nails him with the Shining Wizard. He covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.
BETHEA: There you have it. James Stall picks up his first singles win and advances in the Jealousy Tournament over Couch Potato.
STRACHON: He used a lot of suplexes near the end there.
BETHEA: He's undoubtedly picked up a thing or two while working with his tag team partner Marcus Thomas Brody who is of course the son of UCW Legend and "the Human Suplex Machine" Marcus Brody.
STRACHON: Speaking of which Marcus Jr. will be in action next.
BETHEA: That's right. He's going to be taking on the Devil.
STRACHON: I can't wait.
The camera cuts backstage to Pain in his office. He is on the phone.
PAIN: Yeah Mark. We'll be in Blackpool next week. So I'll see you then. We'll talk more.
WBL walks into the office.
PAIN: I gotta go Mark. There's a roach here I've got to squash. I'll talk to you next week.
Pain hangs up the phone and looks up at WBL.
PAIN: What do you want?
WBL: Who the hell do you think you are?
PAIN: Haven't you heard? I'm your new business partner.
WBL: Do you think you can come into my ring and clown me like you did tonight and get away with it?
PAIN: Our ring at the very least. My ring if we're being honest. And please, I've been clowning you and getting away with it since you got here.
WBL: Listen to me you little-
PAIN: Look I don't know what your objective was for coming in here, but it's obvious you're upset. Why don't you take a nice vacation. I've got this covered.
WBL: Do you think this is over?
PAIN: No. It's far from over. Sadly you still own half of FWF, but rest assured. When this is over, I'll be the one standing over you, victorious.
WBL: I swear I will make you pay for this.
PAIN: Until then, get the hell out of my office.
WBL slams his fist on the desk and glares at Pain. Pain is unmoved. WBL turns and storms out of the office. The camera cuts back to the arena.
STRACHON: Welcome back to Live-Wire.
BETHEA: Who do you have in this next match Sam?
STRACHON: This was another tough one Beast, but I'm going to have to pick the son of "The Human Suplex Machine." Marcus Jr. has really impressed me as of late.
BETHEA: Well without any further adieu let's go to Phil Charles as he announces our competitors for the next Jealousy Tournament match.
The camera heads up to view the top of the entrance when all of a sudden "A Day To Remember - I'm Made Of Wax, Larry, What Are You Made Of" begins to play over the PA System. The crowd all goes silent as all of a sudden from the entrance way a man comes from behind the curtain. He flings his arms up in the air as to say I am here. The crowd begins to boo as he just stands there for a few seconds. He keeps his hands in the air as he spins around and then starts to walk down the ramp into the ring.
CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome from Lawrence Massachusetts, weighing 245 pounds, the Devil.
The UCW theme hits as Marcus Thomas Brody comes through the curtain. He walks down the ramp, slapping fans hands, and slides into the ring, raising his right fist in the air when he stands up.
CHARLES: And his opponent, from Ashton-under-Lynne, England, weighing 221 pounds, Marcus Thomas Brody.
Marcus and Devil grapple as the bell ring. Marcus quickly manages to slip behind Devil and get him in a German suplex position. He hits the move and wastes no time in hitting a second German Suplex. He then nails a third. He releases and bounces off the ropes coming down on Devil with a fist drop. He then lifts Devil and nails him with a fisherman suplex. Continuing his assault he lifts Devil into a belly to belly suplex. Marcus then hits Devil with a knee drop.
BETHEA: Marcus Thomas Brody is already off to a strong start against the former Heavyweight World Champion.
STRACHON: Of course he is. He's been trained by the best. He's been trained by the Predator.
Keeping his momentum going, Marcus picks Devil up and hits him with another German Suplex. Still rolling, Marcus picks Devil up and hits a slingshot suplex. Devil climbs to his feet, and Marcus nails him hard with a clothesline before hitting him with a standing elbow drop. Devil tries getting to his feet, but Marcus quickly hits him with a hard punt to the face. Devil collapses and rolls himself out of the ring. Marcus runs and glares at him from the ring ropes.
BETHEA: Marcus Thomas Brody is being absolutely brutal.
STRACHON: This is a wise move by Devil, taking time to catch is breath.
BETHEA: And collect his bearings. I'm not sure he knows where he is right now.
Devil shakes his head and rubs his temples as Marcus yells at him to get back in the ring. Devil holds up his hand and continues to breath heavily. Unhappy with this, Marcus climbs the turnbuckle. Devil rests his hands on his knees. As he straightens up, Marcus jumps off the turnbuckle and hits him with a double axe handle. Devil collapses again, and Marcus swiftly kicks him in the ribs.
BETHEA: It looks like Marcus isn't going to stand around and let Devil catch his breath.
STRACHON: Of course not. Predator's taught him better than that. He wants to fight. He's UCW born and raised. Fighting is in his blood. He's not going to wait to give Devil a beating.
Marcus picks Devil up and drives him into the ring apron. ...1. He then Irish Whips him into the barricade. ...2. As Devil stumbles backward, Marcus is there to catch him with a German Suplex. ...3. He then picks Devil up and drives him head first into the steel ring post before tossing him into the ring steps. ...4 ...5. Marcus lifts Devil into the air and holds him there. ...6 ...7 ...8. He nails the stalled suplex. ...9. Marcus slides Devil into the ring and quickly slides in after him.
BETHEA: And now the action moves back into the ring.
Marcus picks Devil up and hits him with a release German Suplex aimed at getting him closer to the center of the ring. Next, Marcus nails Devil with a knee drop followed by a legdrop. He then ascends the nearest turnbuckle. He pauses for a moment before jumping off and nailing Devil with a flying elbow drop. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle again and jumps off with another flying elbow drop.
BETHEA: The usually grounded Brody has taken to the air three times in one match.
STRACHON: And twice in a short span of time. He must have a lot of pent up aggression he's taking out on the Devil.
Marcus lifts Devil into another belly to belly suplex. He then hits him with another fisherman's suplex. He lifts Devil and tosses him into the turnbuckle before nailing him with another suplex. He follows with a second suplex. He repeats with a third. He then lifts Devil into another slingshot suplex.
BETHEA: Marcus has been absolutely dominant this entire match.
Marcus picks Devil up and hits him with a suplex. He then nails a German Suplex. He finishes with a Fisherman suplex pin. ...1 ...2 ...3.
BETHEA: What an impressive win by Marcus Thomas Brody.
STRACHON: He really needs to name that move.
BETHEA: Indeed.
STRACHON: I've got it. The Suplex Machine.
BETHEA: That's pretty good.
STRACHON: It's obvious really.
As Marcus celebrates in the ring, the Twins run in from the crowd. They slide into the ring and attack Marcus from behind.
BETHEA: Oh no. Here come the Twins again.
Marcus manages to toss Sujir into the turnbuckle, but he is clawed from behind by Astyrd. Sujir then hits him in the face with a hard right hand. As the two kick away at Marcus James Stall comes running down the entrance ramp carrying two steel chair.
STRACHON: And here comes James Stall.
BETHEA: And he's come prepared.
James slides the chairs into the ring and then slides in himself. He quickly hits Sujir with a spear. Marcus gets to his feet and hits Astyd with a snap suplex onto the two chair. He then picks the chairs up and tosses one to James. Sujir stands and Brody and Stall nail him with a Con-Chair-to. Astryd gets up and they nail her with a Con-Chair-to as well. James then sets his chair under Sujir's head. Marcus places his under Astyrd's head. The two warriors then nail syncronized legdrops on the Twins.
BETHEA: Brody and Stall are not putting up with the Twins and their sneak attack anymore.
STRACHON: That's how you do it UCW style.
BETHEA: Stay tuned folks because our main event is still to come.
STRACHON: When we come back The Tornado, James Bohne will take on the Mad Viking, Oswald Brodd.
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Post by FWF on May 24, 2011 10:44:38 GMT -5
Sausage and Bean are seen walking in the hallways backstage. Bean is carrying Brodd's axe. They are approached by King of Kings.
KING OF KINGS: So you stole the Mad Viking's axe aye?
SAUSAGE: I found it thank you very much, and we were just on our way to return it to him.
KING OF KINGS: Disgusting.
SAUSGE: Excuse me?
KING OF KINGS: And you call yourselves British?
SAUSAGE: Now you better take it easy there mate. I'm beginning to take offense.
KING OF KINGS: You two are from UCW. That was a fine British company. You were here for the glory days of FWF and now you're pandering to the smelly simpleton.
SAUSAGE: He does have an odor about him, but he's also got very strong hands.
SAUSAGE touches his sore neck.
KING OF KINGS: You fool, you're a Brit. You shouldn't be backing down from a fight.
SAUSAGE: Listen. I love my tea and crumpets as much as the next fellow, but even I know you can't beat the Mad Viking.
KINGS OF KINGS: That's a lie. I will beat him. And you can two. The British Empire once united cannot be defeated. Remember that.
SAUSAGE: See here what are you some kind of messiah or something?
KING OF KINGS: No. I'm just a man who remembers the glory days of this once powerful British Company, and I will see those days again.
Sausage and Bean exchange looks as the camera cuts back to the arena.
BETHEA: Welcome back to Live-Wire.
STRACHON: It's time for our MAAAAAAAAAIN EVENT.
BETHEA: With this match we rekindle and old feud between James Bohne and Oswald Brodd.
STRACHON: Look at that Beast you're a poet and you didn't even know it.
BETHEA: It's the Tornado versus the Mad Viking Sam. Who's your pick?
STRACHON: Vikings have a knack for weathering storms Beast, and Oswald Brodd is arguably the most dominant warrior in FWF today. My money is on the Mad Viking.
BETHEA: The winner of course will advance to the second round of the Jealousy Tournament.
STRACHON: And I'm picking Brodd to go all the way.
"Over the Mountain by Fozzy plays as blue lights flood the arena. James Bohne steps onto the entrance ramps. Camisado steps out with him. He walks down the ramp, nodding at a few fans as he climbs into the ring.
CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome from Salem New Hampshire, weighing in at 215 pounds, accompanied by Camisado, James Bohne.
The light fades and The Pursuit of Vikings starts. As Oswald appears on the stage the light comes back on and smoke starts to cover the stage. As he walks towards the ring, he drinks mjöd from an ox horn. He slowly steps into the ring, and takes his coat and helmet off after which he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and drinks some more mjöd. He then jumps down from the turnbuckle and glares at his opponent.
CHARLES: And his opponent from Denmark, weighing 140 kilograms, he is the FWF Universal Champion, the Mad Viking, Oswald Brodd.
BETHEA: These two men have had some storied battles in the past. And we're about to see one more.
The bell rings and James and Oswald lock up. Brodd quickly gains the advantage and tosses James into the turnbuckle. Brodd then lifts James into a bodyslam. He slams James onto the mat and then nails him with a knee drop to the face. He lifts James up into another bodyslam. He goes for a legdrop, but James rolls out of the way. He uses the ropes to climb to his feet. Brodd goes to attack James, but James quickly hits Brodd with a dropkick to the knees. James then hits Brodd with a DDT.
BETHEA: After an early show of dominance James Bohne has shifted momentum back his way.
As Brodd is climbing to his feet, James jumps off the middle rope and catches him in the head with a dropkick. Brodd falls backward and James goes to put him Brodd in a Boston Crab. Oswald kicks James away and into the ropes. As James bounces off the ropes, Brodd grabs him for a chokeslam. James kicks Brodd in the shin and then knees him in the stomach. Oswald's grip lessons and James jumps onto the middle rope. He jumps off hitting Brodd with a DDT.
BETHEA: That was an impressive move by James Bohne there. He's really taking it to the viking.
James climbs the turnbuckle as Brodd climbs to his feet. He jumps off with a crossbody, but Brodd catches him in mid-air and nails him with a brutal bodslam before lifting him up into a belly to belly suplex. He lifts him again and this time nails a double arm DDT. Camisado slams his hands on the mat and yells his support at James. Brodd lifts James again, but this time James manages to kick Brodd in the stomach and hit him with an elbow to the face. Brodd runs at him with a Clothesline From Valhalla, but James ducks it and kicks Brodd in the knee before hitting him with a reverse DDT.
BETHEA: This match is very back and forth.
STRACHON: James made a very costly mistake going for that crossbody on a big guy like Brodd.
BETHEA: But he's since battled back.
James hits Brodd with a legdrop. He goes for a second, but Brodd rolls out of the way. As James gets up Brodd catches him in a Boston Crab. James struggles and Brodd tightens his hold. Camisado cheers him on and James manages to make it to the ropes. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4. Brodd lets James go. James climbs to his feet and Brodd kicks him in the knee. He James nails Brodd with a right hand, but Brodd comes back with a right of his own followed by another kick to the knee. James goes to attack Brodd, but Brodd catches him by the neck and nails him with a quick chokeslam. He then drops his fist into James' face.
BETHEA: The tide is turning back to Brodd's side.
STRACHON: He's got Bohne right where he wants him.
Brodd lifts James up and nails him with a bodyslam. He then picks up James and tosses him into a turnbuckle before running at him with a splash. James staggers forward and Brodd nails him with a spinebuster. He continues his assault and picks James up and hits him with a sidewalk slam. Brodd lifts James up by the neck. James tries to fight back. Brodd lifts him into the air with both hands for a double chokeslam.
STRACHON: This could be it.
Brodd chokes James some more. James' eyes begin to bulge, but he refuses to quit. He manages to get his legs on the turnbuckle. He climbs to the top gets the leverage to force Brodd to break his hold. He then jumps off and hits Brodd with a reverse bulldog. James rolls over to catch his breath.
STRACHON: James Bohne nearly got the life choked out of him.
BETHEA: Nearly, but not quite. He's still kicking. He might just turn this match around.
STRACHON: He's just prolonging the inevitable.
James slowy climbs to his feet, and Brodd gets to his. James desperatly runs at Brodd with a clothesline, but it does even phase him. Brodd grabs James' arm and nails him with an armdrag. He puts James in an armbar, but James manages to flip out of it and get to his feet. Both men exchange punches before Brodd knocks James over with a big boot. Brodd then picks James up and nails him with the Danish Drop. He lifts James onto his shoulder again, but this time he begins to bend James backward putting a lot of pressure on his legs, back and neck area.
STRACHON: I do not envy James Bohne right now.
BETHEA: He's certainly in a predicament.
STRACHON: This must hurt like hell.
Cam cheers on his tag partner, and James tries to reach for the ropes. Brodd easily walks him away. He bends James further. The referee checks on him as James tries to squirm free. Brodd responds by brutally bending James further across his shoulders. He continues to add pressure as James refuses to give up. James tries to kick, but it is no use. Brodd stomps his foot and continues to pressure James.
BETHEA: He's going to break James Bohne in half.
STRACHON: Don't be a fool man. Just tap out.
James begins to fade. Brodd stomps his foot again as he continues to band James. The pressure is quickly becoming too much to bear. James struggles more. Brodd tightens his hold. James squirms a little. Somehow he manages to get an arm free. As Brodd bends him, James begins to squirm more and hit Brodd in the side. Brodd tries to tighten his grasp on Bohne, but James is beginning to break free. James gets a leg free and slides down Brodd's back. Brodd turns around and James hits him with the Unprettier.
STRACHON: Unbelievable.
BETHEA: James Bohne is still in one piece and still in this match.
James grabs his back in pain, but he wastes little time and quickly hits Brodd with a fist drop. He then bounces off the ropes and hits a standing elbow drop. He picks Brodd up and goes for a suplex, but his back is in too much pain and he has to settle for a DDT. He then picks Brodd up again and nails him with a neckbreaker. He picks Brodd up a third time, but this time time as he goes for a DDT, Brodd pushes him away. His hand shoots out and grabs James by the neck. He hits a chokeslam.
STRACHON: And just like that James' momentum is gone.
BETHEA: James has been leveled by another powerful chokeslam from the Mad Viking.
Brodd lifts James up and nails him with bodyslam. As Cam watches on from ringside Brodd picks James up and nails a second bodyslam. He then lifts James into a spinebuster. Cam is powerless to help as Brodd lifts James up and nails the Twilight of the Gods.
STRACHON: It's over!
Brodd drops to his knees and covers. ...1 ...2. Suddenly "Crucify the Dead" hits and Brodd looks up, breaking his own pin. King of Kings appears on the entrances ramp. He holds Brodd's axe over his head. Brodd lets out a roar and storms over toward the ropes as King of Kings begins to walk down the ramp.
BETHEA: King of Kings is here, and he's got the axe that was stolen by the Breakfast Table.
STRACHON: They found it Beast.
As King of Kings steps closer to the ring Brodd continues to yell at him.
STRACHON: Turn around Brodd. Finish this match.
King of Kings stops in front of the ring and swings the axe around. This infuriates Brodd further and he nearly climbs out of the ring, but he realizes that he still has to finish off James who is beginning to stir.
STRACHON: Brodd focus!
Brodd delivers another Danish curse to KoK before turning around as James his getting to his feet. Brodd charges at James with a Clothesline from Valhalla. James ducks it. Brodd turns around and James kicks him in the stomach. With the last of his strength he manages to lift Brodd onto his shoulders. Despite then immense pain in his back, James manages to nail Brodd with the Bohned. He covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.
BETHEA: He's done it. Thanks to the distraction from the King of Kings, James Bohne has defeated Oswald Brodd.
STRACHON: My brackets. My beautiful brackets.
BETHEA: James Bohne advances in the Jealousy Tournament and King of Kings gains revenge on Oswald Brodd for costing him his match against Camisado at WarZone.
Camisado rushes into the ring and raises James' arm. James nearly collapses and the two climb out of the ring and take a celebratory walk down the ramp and King of Kings slides into the ring. He sets the axe down and and goes to kick Brodd, but Brodd catches his foot. He flips King of Kings onto his back.
BETHEA: James versus Brodd might be over, but I think Oswald and the King of Kings are going to go at it right now.
Brodd gets to his feet and both men begin to exchange a flurry of punches. Suddenly "Welcome to the Jungle" hits and Pain steps out onto the entrance ramp with a microphone in hand.
STRACHON: Here's our new Chairman.
Brodd and KoK stop brawling and look at Pain.
PAIN: Really? I'm surprised at you two. Both of you losing to James Bohne and Camisado. My Jealousy pool is shot.
STRACHON: As are all three of mine.
PAIN: I am shocked that you two won't be advancing further into the tournament. However, since you two seem to be so eager to scrap with each other, and since you don't have any other matches scheduled for Jealousy, I figure I might as well give you one. Brodd, at WarZone you beat Danny T for your Universal Championship, and in doing so you also injured a close friend of mine. He won't be able to cash in his rematch clause any time soon. However, at Jealousy you will defend your title against the King of Kings.
BETHEA: Our new chairman is full of huge announcements tonight.
PAIN: And it will be....
Pain pauses.
PAIN: Actually, that would be telling wouldn't it. No. Can't give everything away at once. You'll just have to wait until next week to find out. Oh, also, next week is tag team night. So don't worry. You won't have to wait until Jealousy to get your hands on one another. Next week it will be the King of Kings and Christian Lee versus Oswald Brodd, and Sah'ta Thor. And that's the real f'n deal.
STRACHON: I cannot wait for that match.
BETHEA: Tag team night from Blackpool England on the next Live-Wire
Brood smiles and turns to face KoK. KoK kicks him in the stomach and goes for a Pedigree. Brodd pushes him away. Oswald goes for the Clothesline from Valhalla. KoK ducks it and grabs the axe. He slides out of the ring and runs passed Pain with it. Brodd angrily chases after him as the screen fades to black.
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