Post by FWF on May 19, 2011 7:22:12 GMT -5
STRACHON: Good evening and welcome to Live-Wire, I'm Sam Strachon..
BETHEA: And I'm Ernest Beth...
STRACHON: Who cares about that? Word has it something juicy's happening backstage.
The camera opens on the backstage area as a bleeding J0k0re stumbles backward. Benny Star smashes him in the head with a chair, breaking it apart. He picks J0k0re up and throws him into the wall. J0k0re slides downward and Benny begins stomping away at him.
BENNY: This’ll teach you to pop bubblegum so loudly!
Benny looks over at one of the nearby TV monitors and pulls the power cord out of it. He wraps the cord around J0k0re’s neck and drags him toward the ring. He slides J0k0re into the ring and grabs his leg. The unconscious J0k0re is shocked back into consciousness by the sensation of his leg being broken as Benny nearly wraps it around the ring post. Benny climbs into the ring as the bell rings and pulls J0k0re into the rings center. He locks in a Fuji-Star-wa Armbar. J0k0re begins tapping out immediately, but Benny does not break his hold. Eventually he snaps J0k0re’s arm, who then passes out from all the pain. Benny finally releases and picks J0k0re up. He spits in J0k0re’s face before hurling him over the ropes and sending him head first to the ground below.
STRACHON: Wow… just… wow.
BETHEA: We’ve seen a new and disturbing side of Super Benny Star here tonight.
Benny Starr then snatches a microphone from Simon Jenkins.
STRACHON: Listen up people, Benny Starr is about to talk.
BETHEA: What's he going to say?
BENNY: That was all too easy. Tonight I was supposed to be a guest on Dragon's Dungeon but Dan Taylor is not here as I think he's too busy spending his birthday depressed after what happened at Apocalypse. For those of you who don't know, Dan's ex-wife Christine, who everyone thought was dead, returned and cost him his match with James Bohne. And you know who's to thank for this?
BETHEA: I wonder who...
BENNY: Me.
BETHEA: Figures.
BENNY: It's all part of my masterplan to solidify my greatness in FWF. I already put the S, the E and the X... in Suplex. I put the "Super" in Superplex... and I put the "body" in Bodyslam when I flex but that's not enough. With my new entourage of James Bohne, Christine Marsh and, Ca.. Kee.. Ke.. whatsisname, I will become King of the World because I am "Super" Benny Starr and we are Better Than Sex.
"Simply the Best" by Tina Turner plays as Benny Starr drops the mic and storms out of the ring.
STRACHON: That was amazing. Benny Starr is like a God.
BETHEA: And you're like a deluded person.
STRACHON: What a match we have next.
BETHEA: Our World Champion, Pain, will be taking on Dominator. This is Dominator's chance to get that elevation everyone wants, and that is to get a shot at Pain's title.
STRACHON: That's not going to happen. He's got a lot of other competition. No one is gunning harder for that title than The Predator.
BETHEA: And later tonight, he's got a good chance of proving that when he takes on "The Icon" Jason Tombs in our main event.
STRACHON: Over to Simon Jenkins.
JENKINS: The following contest is scheduled to one fall. Introducing first, from Rosemead, California, weighing in at 220 lbs, accompanied by Maria Valdez, Dominator!
"Mea Cuelpa" by Enigma plays as the crowd boo. Dominator walks out followed by Maria Valdez. The two of them make their way to ring but only Dominator steps in. As he awaits his opponent, he does a light warm-up in the ring.
JENKINS: And his opponent, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 210 lbs, the FWF World Heavyweight Champion, Pain!
The lights go out and a motorcycle engine guns in the background as the lights then begin to flicker and "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'N' Roses begins to play. Smoke bellows from underneath the entrance ramp as Pain slowly makes his way out on his motorcycle. Fireworks explode as Pain guns the engine again and then rides down the ramp. He circles the ring twice, waving his lead pipe. He stops between the entrance ramp and the ring and spins 540 before slowly getting off of his motorcycle and making his way up the ring steps. He climbs into the ring and runs over to the opposite turnbuckle, where he holds out his arms and points to the crowd. He repeats this on the other three turnbuckles. He then does a backflip off the ropes and falls to his knees in the middle of the ring as fireworks go off around him. He then gets up and slowly takes off his sunglasses and leather jacket which he hands to the official.
STRACHON: I can't wait. I love seeing Pain in action.
BETHEA: I bet you do.
STRACHON: What's that supposed to mean?
The ref signals for the bell starting the match as Dom starts to circle to the right looking for an opening. Pain unleashes a big right hook as he circles to stay facing Dom. Dom sees the blow coming and lunges forward with a kick to the right knee. Pain staggers back as Dom hits a snap suplex. Dom goes to the top rope and Pain gets to his feet. Dom then clotheslines off of the top rope. Pain sees the move coming and moves out of the causing Dom to hit the mat. Pain goes for the pin. ...1. Dom manages to get a shoulder up.
BETHEA: Pain looking to end it early.
Pain lifts Dom up and goes for a kick, but Dom grabs his foot then spins him. Dom kicks him in the midsection. Dom then nails a German Suplex and covers. …1 …2. Pain kicks out. Dom goes up the top rope again while Pain is still down. He jumps off looking for, Death From Above but Pain moves.
BETHEA: Dominator tried to put the champion away, but he crashed and burned.
STRACHON: And the is pretty much the match right there.
Pain gets up first followed by Dom. Pain Wrenches Dom’s arm and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle and uses a schoolboy for the pin. …1 …2. Dom kicks out. Pain lifts Dom most of the way then runs to the ropes. Pain rebounds off them heading back towards Dom. Dom catches him with a back body drop and then pins. …1 …2. Pain kicks out.
BETHEA: Dominator's been giving the champion a run for his money tonight.
STRACHON: But that means nothing. Be impressed all you like if Dominator wins, and that's not going to happen so you can't be impressed.
Dominator starts to argue with the referee telling the ref that his count was too slow. When the referee points to his own shirt, Dominator hits him with the Death Shot, knocking him out. Pain gets back to his feet to confront Dominator, shouting at him for his actions. The crowd don't know how to react.
STRACHON: What the? What's Pain doing?
BETHEA: At the look of things, he's telling Dominator off for hitting the referee with the finisher.
STRACHON: That's not like Pain. That's..
BETHEA: Commendable, yeah.
Dominator suddenly punches Pain squarely on the nose. Pain returns with a punch to the nose of his own and the two start to brawl, clawing in left and right hands.
BETHEA: This is getting out of control and fast.
STRACHON: But it's damn entertaining.
As the scrapping continues, Dominator and Pain tumble to the outside of the ring and carry on punching each other. Referees run out to ringside to break up the fight.
BETHEA: I don't think this match is going on anymore. It looks like a no contest.
STRACHON: Damn it! Dominator had to spoil things by taking out that referee! Pain's got yet another draw on his record! Shame you can't watch Pain kick Dominator's arse at home as we have to go a commercial break.
BETHEA: And I'm Ernest Beth...
STRACHON: Who cares about that? Word has it something juicy's happening backstage.
The camera opens on the backstage area as a bleeding J0k0re stumbles backward. Benny Star smashes him in the head with a chair, breaking it apart. He picks J0k0re up and throws him into the wall. J0k0re slides downward and Benny begins stomping away at him.
BENNY: This’ll teach you to pop bubblegum so loudly!
Benny looks over at one of the nearby TV monitors and pulls the power cord out of it. He wraps the cord around J0k0re’s neck and drags him toward the ring. He slides J0k0re into the ring and grabs his leg. The unconscious J0k0re is shocked back into consciousness by the sensation of his leg being broken as Benny nearly wraps it around the ring post. Benny climbs into the ring as the bell rings and pulls J0k0re into the rings center. He locks in a Fuji-Star-wa Armbar. J0k0re begins tapping out immediately, but Benny does not break his hold. Eventually he snaps J0k0re’s arm, who then passes out from all the pain. Benny finally releases and picks J0k0re up. He spits in J0k0re’s face before hurling him over the ropes and sending him head first to the ground below.
STRACHON: Wow… just… wow.
BETHEA: We’ve seen a new and disturbing side of Super Benny Star here tonight.
Benny Starr then snatches a microphone from Simon Jenkins.
STRACHON: Listen up people, Benny Starr is about to talk.
BETHEA: What's he going to say?
BENNY: That was all too easy. Tonight I was supposed to be a guest on Dragon's Dungeon but Dan Taylor is not here as I think he's too busy spending his birthday depressed after what happened at Apocalypse. For those of you who don't know, Dan's ex-wife Christine, who everyone thought was dead, returned and cost him his match with James Bohne. And you know who's to thank for this?
BETHEA: I wonder who...
BENNY: Me.
BETHEA: Figures.
BENNY: It's all part of my masterplan to solidify my greatness in FWF. I already put the S, the E and the X... in Suplex. I put the "Super" in Superplex... and I put the "body" in Bodyslam when I flex but that's not enough. With my new entourage of James Bohne, Christine Marsh and, Ca.. Kee.. Ke.. whatsisname, I will become King of the World because I am "Super" Benny Starr and we are Better Than Sex.
"Simply the Best" by Tina Turner plays as Benny Starr drops the mic and storms out of the ring.
STRACHON: That was amazing. Benny Starr is like a God.
BETHEA: And you're like a deluded person.
STRACHON: What a match we have next.
BETHEA: Our World Champion, Pain, will be taking on Dominator. This is Dominator's chance to get that elevation everyone wants, and that is to get a shot at Pain's title.
STRACHON: That's not going to happen. He's got a lot of other competition. No one is gunning harder for that title than The Predator.
BETHEA: And later tonight, he's got a good chance of proving that when he takes on "The Icon" Jason Tombs in our main event.
STRACHON: Over to Simon Jenkins.
JENKINS: The following contest is scheduled to one fall. Introducing first, from Rosemead, California, weighing in at 220 lbs, accompanied by Maria Valdez, Dominator!
"Mea Cuelpa" by Enigma plays as the crowd boo. Dominator walks out followed by Maria Valdez. The two of them make their way to ring but only Dominator steps in. As he awaits his opponent, he does a light warm-up in the ring.
JENKINS: And his opponent, from New York City, New York, weighing in at 210 lbs, the FWF World Heavyweight Champion, Pain!
The lights go out and a motorcycle engine guns in the background as the lights then begin to flicker and "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns 'N' Roses begins to play. Smoke bellows from underneath the entrance ramp as Pain slowly makes his way out on his motorcycle. Fireworks explode as Pain guns the engine again and then rides down the ramp. He circles the ring twice, waving his lead pipe. He stops between the entrance ramp and the ring and spins 540 before slowly getting off of his motorcycle and making his way up the ring steps. He climbs into the ring and runs over to the opposite turnbuckle, where he holds out his arms and points to the crowd. He repeats this on the other three turnbuckles. He then does a backflip off the ropes and falls to his knees in the middle of the ring as fireworks go off around him. He then gets up and slowly takes off his sunglasses and leather jacket which he hands to the official.
STRACHON: I can't wait. I love seeing Pain in action.
BETHEA: I bet you do.
STRACHON: What's that supposed to mean?
The ref signals for the bell starting the match as Dom starts to circle to the right looking for an opening. Pain unleashes a big right hook as he circles to stay facing Dom. Dom sees the blow coming and lunges forward with a kick to the right knee. Pain staggers back as Dom hits a snap suplex. Dom goes to the top rope and Pain gets to his feet. Dom then clotheslines off of the top rope. Pain sees the move coming and moves out of the causing Dom to hit the mat. Pain goes for the pin. ...1. Dom manages to get a shoulder up.
BETHEA: Pain looking to end it early.
Pain lifts Dom up and goes for a kick, but Dom grabs his foot then spins him. Dom kicks him in the midsection. Dom then nails a German Suplex and covers. …1 …2. Pain kicks out. Dom goes up the top rope again while Pain is still down. He jumps off looking for, Death From Above but Pain moves.
BETHEA: Dominator tried to put the champion away, but he crashed and burned.
STRACHON: And the is pretty much the match right there.
Pain gets up first followed by Dom. Pain Wrenches Dom’s arm and throws him shoulder first into the turnbuckle and uses a schoolboy for the pin. …1 …2. Dom kicks out. Pain lifts Dom most of the way then runs to the ropes. Pain rebounds off them heading back towards Dom. Dom catches him with a back body drop and then pins. …1 …2. Pain kicks out.
BETHEA: Dominator's been giving the champion a run for his money tonight.
STRACHON: But that means nothing. Be impressed all you like if Dominator wins, and that's not going to happen so you can't be impressed.
Dominator starts to argue with the referee telling the ref that his count was too slow. When the referee points to his own shirt, Dominator hits him with the Death Shot, knocking him out. Pain gets back to his feet to confront Dominator, shouting at him for his actions. The crowd don't know how to react.
STRACHON: What the? What's Pain doing?
BETHEA: At the look of things, he's telling Dominator off for hitting the referee with the finisher.
STRACHON: That's not like Pain. That's..
BETHEA: Commendable, yeah.
Dominator suddenly punches Pain squarely on the nose. Pain returns with a punch to the nose of his own and the two start to brawl, clawing in left and right hands.
BETHEA: This is getting out of control and fast.
STRACHON: But it's damn entertaining.
As the scrapping continues, Dominator and Pain tumble to the outside of the ring and carry on punching each other. Referees run out to ringside to break up the fight.
BETHEA: I don't think this match is going on anymore. It looks like a no contest.
STRACHON: Damn it! Dominator had to spoil things by taking out that referee! Pain's got yet another draw on his record! Shame you can't watch Pain kick Dominator's arse at home as we have to go a commercial break.