Post by FWF on May 18, 2011 14:38:22 GMT -5
STRACHON: Welcome to Live-Wire.
BETHEA: We’re not gonna waste any time tonight, folks. The Clerks are already in the ring.
STRACHON: And I don’t think they’re gonna like their opponents.
BETHEA: They’ll be taking on the team of Lost Heroes... two men who were screwed out of the US Tag Team titles at Bloodthirst.
JENKINS: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Currently in the ring ...the team of Dan Kicks and Randy Graves ...the Clerks!
"You Know You're Right" by Nirvana begins to hit the arena's speakers as the packed crowd roar and rise to their feet. With clear confidence in the style of his walk, The Predator proudly makes his way out from behind the curtain. As he makes his way down the aisle, green and gold fireworks go off behind him, forming the shapes of an eagle and a tiger before he pauses and points behind him when, to the amazement of the crowd, a red, white and blue eagle is formed at the top of the ramp by even more fireworks.
JENKINS: And their opponents ...first, from the Eyrie, England ...The Predator!
Suddenly, the lights go off. Then, a dark, red light surrounds the arena as “All My Life” by Foo Fighters blares over the P.A system. After a moment, Dan Taylor enters the arena to a huge ovation, attired in his black, leather jacket and red, tinted glasses. He begins to walk down the ramp, but comes to a halt halfway. He drops to his knees as a range of fireworks explode from the titantron. They finish and Dan stands. He strolls up the black, metal ring steps and ascends the turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his arms as a “DDT” chant begins. He then drops down to the canvas and removes his leather jacket and glasses, tossing them to the outside.
JENKINS: And his partner, from Manchester, England ...weighing in at 245 pounds ...Dan “Dragon” Taylor!
BETHEA: I spoke to Dan earlier today and he told me, and I quote... somebody is gonna pay.
JENKINS: And they are ...the Lost Heroes!
The bell sounds and Dan starts things off with Randy. Dan stands, jogging on the spot with a stern look on his face. Randy charges at him, but Dan nails a hiptoss. Randy gets up and Dan knocks him down with a high knee. He gets up again and runs at Dan, but Dan counters, lifting Randy up and slamming him to the mat with a spinebuster. He keeps hold of Randy’s legs.
STRACHON: I think he’s going for it, Bethea.
BETHEA: I’ve been here before.
Dan interlocks his own legs with Randy’s and turns him over, locking in the Sharpshooter. Kicks gets into the ring to try and break it up, but Predator comes in and cuts him off with the Wing Attack. Randy taps out.
JENKINS: The winners of the match ...Dan “Dragon” Taylor and The Predator ...the Lost Heroes!
BETHEA: Another win from the Lost Heroes.
Predator gets out of the ring and looks under it. He takes out a lead pipe and brings it in. Kicks gets in the ring to try and help his partner. He looks at Predator. He then turns around to see Dan standing in his way. He turns back to Predator who nails him across the head with the pipe.
BETHEA: My God! They really are angry.
STRACHON: I don’t blame ‘em though.
BETHEA: If it wasn’t for Pain, they’d be tag champs.
Predator continues to hit Kicks over the head with the pipe as he lies on the floor. Predator picks Kicks up and throws him over the top rope and to the outside. Dan follows him and picks him up. He then Irish-whips him into the steel ring steps.
BETHEA: The Clerks are victims of circumstance here. I’m glad I wasn’t booked against these guys.
With Kicks knocked out, Dan picks up the loosened ring steps and slides them into the ring before getting in himself. He picks Randy up and hooks his head. He then nails the Impaler DDT onto the ring steps.
BETHEA: Ashes to ashes... dust to dust... the Clerks are dead... in God we trust.
Referees and EMTs rush down the ramp, sheltering over Randy and Kicks. Dan and Predator leave the arena. The Medics bring out stretchers and take the Clerks to the back.
STRACHON: Well, I know who I’m never gonna piss off.
BETHEA: The Clerks didn’t get one bit of offense ub that match.
STRACHON: Well, their careers are over, but for one man, his career is just beginning.
BETHEA: Since debuting at Collision, “Super” Benny Star has been undefeated.
STRACHON: Don’t forget, he’s had a win over Iron Man champion, Matt Knox.
BETHEA: At Bloodthirst, he beat Eric “Hard Rock” Stuart, and tonight... Eric gets his rematch.
Eric comes out from behind the stage holding his guitar and playing along to “Mesmerize” by SOAD. At a high point in the song, fireworks go off all around the stage. Taking off the guitar, Eric walks down to the ring, pointing to some of the fans in the crowd, playing to the fans. Placing the guitar near the commentators’ desk, he slides under the ropes and goes to each turnbuckle, throwing up the horns to the crowd. Finding a fan holding up a sign supporting him, he throws them his "Rock On" hat.
JENKINS: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...weighing in at 210 pounds ...Eric “Hard Rock” Stuart!
A hot pink light surrounds the arena as "Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi blares over the P.A. system. After a moment, Benny Star jogs out on stage, wearing a pair of pink trunks. He begins to walk down the ramp, talking about himself, ignoring the fans. He jumps up onto the apron. Grabbing onto the top rope, he springboards and lands on the canvas on one knee where he raises his arms. With the crowd booing, the music fades and the lights restore to normal.
JENKINS: And his opponent ...from Hollywood, the capital of the world ...weighing in at 235 pounds ...“Super” Benny Star!
The referee begins to check Eric for weapons, etc. He then moves over and checks Star. At which point, Eric gets in his face. With the referee checking Star’s boots, Benny takes the opportunity to nail Eric with the Super Strike.
BETHEA: Oh, come on!
STRACHON: Super Strike! This match is gonna be over before it starts.
BETHEA: Not only is that closed fist illegal, but the match hasn’t even started yet.
The referee looks puzzled. Benny orders him to sound the bell, and he does so. Benny then ascends the turnbuckle. He dives off, connecting with the Picture Perfect Elbow Drop, straight into the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3.
JENKINS: The winner of the match ...“Super” Benny Star!
STRACHON: I told you this guy is one to watch.
BETHEA: Next week on Live-Wire, Benny will challenge Matt Knox again ...this time, the Iron Man title is on the line.
STRACHON: He’s beat the Raven before and he’ll do it again.
BETHEA: And Matt Knox will be in action in our main event tonight, against James Bohne, returning to Live-Wire.
STRACHON: But coming up next... a guy who’s going to drag King of Kings down even more.
BETHEA: You gonna screw King out of this match too, Sam?
STRACHON: I don’t think I’m going to have to. Have you see his opponent?
BETHEA: The seven foot tall Jason Tombs has been trampling through wrestlers... will the same happen to King of Kings?
STRACHON: Yes.
BETHEA: I was talking to the fans.
STRACHON: Oh.
BETHEA: We’ll find out.
STRACHON: Right after this commercial break.
BETHEA: We’re not gonna waste any time tonight, folks. The Clerks are already in the ring.
STRACHON: And I don’t think they’re gonna like their opponents.
BETHEA: They’ll be taking on the team of Lost Heroes... two men who were screwed out of the US Tag Team titles at Bloodthirst.
JENKINS: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Currently in the ring ...the team of Dan Kicks and Randy Graves ...the Clerks!
"You Know You're Right" by Nirvana begins to hit the arena's speakers as the packed crowd roar and rise to their feet. With clear confidence in the style of his walk, The Predator proudly makes his way out from behind the curtain. As he makes his way down the aisle, green and gold fireworks go off behind him, forming the shapes of an eagle and a tiger before he pauses and points behind him when, to the amazement of the crowd, a red, white and blue eagle is formed at the top of the ramp by even more fireworks.
JENKINS: And their opponents ...first, from the Eyrie, England ...The Predator!
Suddenly, the lights go off. Then, a dark, red light surrounds the arena as “All My Life” by Foo Fighters blares over the P.A system. After a moment, Dan Taylor enters the arena to a huge ovation, attired in his black, leather jacket and red, tinted glasses. He begins to walk down the ramp, but comes to a halt halfway. He drops to his knees as a range of fireworks explode from the titantron. They finish and Dan stands. He strolls up the black, metal ring steps and ascends the turnbuckle from the outside. He raises his arms as a “DDT” chant begins. He then drops down to the canvas and removes his leather jacket and glasses, tossing them to the outside.
JENKINS: And his partner, from Manchester, England ...weighing in at 245 pounds ...Dan “Dragon” Taylor!
BETHEA: I spoke to Dan earlier today and he told me, and I quote... somebody is gonna pay.
JENKINS: And they are ...the Lost Heroes!
The bell sounds and Dan starts things off with Randy. Dan stands, jogging on the spot with a stern look on his face. Randy charges at him, but Dan nails a hiptoss. Randy gets up and Dan knocks him down with a high knee. He gets up again and runs at Dan, but Dan counters, lifting Randy up and slamming him to the mat with a spinebuster. He keeps hold of Randy’s legs.
STRACHON: I think he’s going for it, Bethea.
BETHEA: I’ve been here before.
Dan interlocks his own legs with Randy’s and turns him over, locking in the Sharpshooter. Kicks gets into the ring to try and break it up, but Predator comes in and cuts him off with the Wing Attack. Randy taps out.
JENKINS: The winners of the match ...Dan “Dragon” Taylor and The Predator ...the Lost Heroes!
BETHEA: Another win from the Lost Heroes.
Predator gets out of the ring and looks under it. He takes out a lead pipe and brings it in. Kicks gets in the ring to try and help his partner. He looks at Predator. He then turns around to see Dan standing in his way. He turns back to Predator who nails him across the head with the pipe.
BETHEA: My God! They really are angry.
STRACHON: I don’t blame ‘em though.
BETHEA: If it wasn’t for Pain, they’d be tag champs.
Predator continues to hit Kicks over the head with the pipe as he lies on the floor. Predator picks Kicks up and throws him over the top rope and to the outside. Dan follows him and picks him up. He then Irish-whips him into the steel ring steps.
BETHEA: The Clerks are victims of circumstance here. I’m glad I wasn’t booked against these guys.
With Kicks knocked out, Dan picks up the loosened ring steps and slides them into the ring before getting in himself. He picks Randy up and hooks his head. He then nails the Impaler DDT onto the ring steps.
BETHEA: Ashes to ashes... dust to dust... the Clerks are dead... in God we trust.
Referees and EMTs rush down the ramp, sheltering over Randy and Kicks. Dan and Predator leave the arena. The Medics bring out stretchers and take the Clerks to the back.
STRACHON: Well, I know who I’m never gonna piss off.
BETHEA: The Clerks didn’t get one bit of offense ub that match.
STRACHON: Well, their careers are over, but for one man, his career is just beginning.
BETHEA: Since debuting at Collision, “Super” Benny Star has been undefeated.
STRACHON: Don’t forget, he’s had a win over Iron Man champion, Matt Knox.
BETHEA: At Bloodthirst, he beat Eric “Hard Rock” Stuart, and tonight... Eric gets his rematch.
Eric comes out from behind the stage holding his guitar and playing along to “Mesmerize” by SOAD. At a high point in the song, fireworks go off all around the stage. Taking off the guitar, Eric walks down to the ring, pointing to some of the fans in the crowd, playing to the fans. Placing the guitar near the commentators’ desk, he slides under the ropes and goes to each turnbuckle, throwing up the horns to the crowd. Finding a fan holding up a sign supporting him, he throws them his "Rock On" hat.
JENKINS: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...weighing in at 210 pounds ...Eric “Hard Rock” Stuart!
A hot pink light surrounds the arena as "Livin' On A Prayer" by Bon Jovi blares over the P.A. system. After a moment, Benny Star jogs out on stage, wearing a pair of pink trunks. He begins to walk down the ramp, talking about himself, ignoring the fans. He jumps up onto the apron. Grabbing onto the top rope, he springboards and lands on the canvas on one knee where he raises his arms. With the crowd booing, the music fades and the lights restore to normal.
JENKINS: And his opponent ...from Hollywood, the capital of the world ...weighing in at 235 pounds ...“Super” Benny Star!
The referee begins to check Eric for weapons, etc. He then moves over and checks Star. At which point, Eric gets in his face. With the referee checking Star’s boots, Benny takes the opportunity to nail Eric with the Super Strike.
BETHEA: Oh, come on!
STRACHON: Super Strike! This match is gonna be over before it starts.
BETHEA: Not only is that closed fist illegal, but the match hasn’t even started yet.
The referee looks puzzled. Benny orders him to sound the bell, and he does so. Benny then ascends the turnbuckle. He dives off, connecting with the Picture Perfect Elbow Drop, straight into the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3.
JENKINS: The winner of the match ...“Super” Benny Star!
STRACHON: I told you this guy is one to watch.
BETHEA: Next week on Live-Wire, Benny will challenge Matt Knox again ...this time, the Iron Man title is on the line.
STRACHON: He’s beat the Raven before and he’ll do it again.
BETHEA: And Matt Knox will be in action in our main event tonight, against James Bohne, returning to Live-Wire.
STRACHON: But coming up next... a guy who’s going to drag King of Kings down even more.
BETHEA: You gonna screw King out of this match too, Sam?
STRACHON: I don’t think I’m going to have to. Have you see his opponent?
BETHEA: The seven foot tall Jason Tombs has been trampling through wrestlers... will the same happen to King of Kings?
STRACHON: Yes.
BETHEA: I was talking to the fans.
STRACHON: Oh.
BETHEA: We’ll find out.
STRACHON: Right after this commercial break.