3rd January 2007

[FWF]

STRACHON: Welcome to Live-Wire. I’m Sam Strachon here with Linda Myles.

MYLES: And we have a great show scheduled. Let’s talk about that main event.

STRACHON: That US Tag Team titles will be up for wWo to take.

MYLES: Don’t be so sure about that.

STRACHON: We hope you had a Merry Christmas.

MYLES: Now let's start what looks to be a promising 2007 for FWF.

STRACHON: First to come tonight… The Predator is in action!

"You know you're right" by Nirvana starts to hits the arena receiving boos from the packed arena. Predator comes swaggering out with the reaction picking up in decibels. Walking behind him with a notepad and pen is Marcus Brody As soon as he reaches the top of the stage, he holds his arms out as sparks drop from the top of the Titantron.

JENKINS: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first ...from The Eyrie, Ashton-under-Lyne, England… The Predator!

The Predator continues to swagger down the ramp, mouthing insults at the fans, telling them to "cheer for me," and that "I am the best." He slides under the bottom rope and ascends the turnbuckle, raising his arms, before pointing to himself. he then descends the turnbuckle, getting ready for his opponent. Outside the ring, Marcus Brody pulls up a steel chair and sits down, focusing eagerly on the ring.

MYLES: He must be in rough shape after that match at Blizzard.

STRACHON: No way, Predator can handle anything.

MYLES: Apparently not his title.

STRACHON: He didn't even get pinned!

MYLES: And why is Marcus Brody out here? To interfere?

STRACHON: No. He's here to take notes of Predator's performance. Don't you listen to a word that any of these guys say?

The DX theme blares over the PA as Bsmall enters onto the stage.

JENKINS: And his opponent from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania… Bsmall!

Bsmall begins running down the ramp and slides into the ring, only to be knocked back out by a baseball slide from Predator. Predator follows him out, and picks him up. He then slams Bsmall's head into the ring apron, and throws him inside. Marcus Brody nods before jotting something down in the notepad.

MYLES: He seems to be making up for that loss he suffered.

STRACHON: Say it one more time. James got lucky that that FWF loser Camisado can't handle a damn submission. A legend like The Predator could have handled the Bohne-shooter, and we all know it!

Predator slides back into the ring, and picks Bsmall up again. He lifts him up and slams him back down with a powerbomb. He ascends the turnbuckle, and jumps off with a flying elbow drop, slamming his elbow onto the mat as Bsmall rolls out of the way.

STRACHON: How did he manage that?

MYLES: He pushed away from the place Predator was going to land, I'm assuming.

STRACHON: You're as bad as Bethea.

Predator gets to his feet, grasping his elbow. Bsmall gets up as well, and charges at Predator, hitting a clothesline. Predator gets up again, as Bsmall attempts another clothesline, only to be hit with a boot to the face.

MYLES: That has to leave a mark.

STRACHON: Get it?

MYLES: Not really, no…

Predator picks up Bsmall, and throws him into the turnbuckle. He places him on the top rope, and sets up for a superplex. Predator then slams Bsmall into the mat, hitting the superplex. Outside the ring, Marcus scribbles something else down.

STRACHON: And it's over folks. Marcus Brody just wrote "Amazing" on that notepad, and we all know it.

Predator begins to wind up his arm as the crowd boo. Bsmall slowly gets up to his feet. When he does, Predator charges at him, hitting him with the Wing Attack. He then covers him. …1 …2 …3.

JENKINS: And the winner of the match …The Predator!

Predator raises his arms. He then picks Bsmall up and throws him over the top rope. JENKINS: hands Predator the microphone and he begins to speak.

PREDATOR: Did you see that? I completely dominated this guy. Just like every match that I’m in. James Bohne may have got a fluke win over Camisado by making him tap out, but that means nothing other than the fact that I didn’t lose my title.

STRACHON: That’s true.

PREDATOR: But… it appears… that Mark Briggs doesn’t want to give me a rematch, so I have to start my way from the bottom.

MYLES: He’s doing a pretty good job so far.

PREDATOR: If this is the bottom, then it’s where I don’t want to be. I need something a little more challenging… But the fact of the matter is… there is no one on the Live-Wire roster that is a threat to me.

MYLES: I beg to differ. We have one of the best rosters in wrestling.

STRACHON: True… but Predator is at the top of it.

PREDATOR: So… next week… give me someone more challenging and I’ll beat them too. I’ll prove to you exactly why I am the greatest wrestler alive today.

Predator drops the microphone and Marcus Brody climbs in the ring. Brody grabs Predator’s arm and raises it into the air as the crowd boo.

MYLES: Well, we’re gonna have to take a short break.

STRACHON: Don’t go anywhere.

[FWF]

MYLES: Welcome back to Live-Wire.

The original Horsemen theme plays as fireworks erupt in a machine gun style. Ernest Bethea makes his way out. He walks down the ramp with the crowd cheering, and gets into the ring.

JENKINS: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first …from…

McCROON: Hold it. Hold on just a minute.

wWo’s private announcer, “Mean” Matt McCroon makes his way onto the stage with a microphone in his hand.

McCROON: I regret to inform you that El Mundo is too busy to come out here and face a washed up has-been like yourself. With that said, he will not take part in this match tonight. However… I have found a… more than suitable opponent…

McCroon heads backstage. After a moment, “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash plays. badday enters the arena. He runs down the ramp and gets into the ring.

JENKINS: And his opponent …he is the hardcore monster …badday!

STRACHON: Jesus Christ, not him again.

MYLES: I wonder if FWF actually pays this guy for his appearances.

The bell sounds. badday runs at Bethea, but Bethea lifts him up and plants him with a spinebuster. He then grabs badday. He raises him into the powerbomb position and slams him to the mat with the Bethea Bomb. He covers. …1 …2 …3.

JENKINS: Here is your winner… Ernest “The Beast” Bethea!

STRACHON: I can’t believe it.

MYLES: I would’ve predicted badday would take the win.

STRACHON: Please tell me that was a joke.

MYLES: Did I sound serious?

badday is helped to the back. After a moment of celebrating, Bethea gets out of the ring. Patting fans on the hand, he makes his way up the ramp and exits the arena.

MYLES: Still to come on Live-Wire. King of Kings and Shawn Fuller defend their tag team titles.

STRACHON: But first… the cruiserweight champion takes on the new jobber.

Lights Out by POD begins to play the crowd boo as Anthony Douglas steps out from behind the curtain. Anthony jumps on the spot and raises his arms out as the crowd continue to boo. Anthony walks down the ramp some more as Lisa Jones follows behind. The crowd boo as he spins around as the pyros go off around him.

JENKINS: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first …he is the FWF Cruiserweight champion… Anthony Douglas!

Anthony Douglas makes his way down to the steps as he climbs them he sits on the second rope to allow Lisa to enter the ring kissing her on the way in before entering the ring himself and jumping on the top rope as the crowd boo.The Innovator points at a part of the crowd before with a smirk on his face flexing his muscles.

STRACHON: We've seen some pretty impressive displays from this FWF newcomer. He's already managed to win the Cruiserweight Championship.

"Overrated" by Three Days Grace hits the P.A. System. Orange spotlights aimlessly search the arena, soon making their way to the wall opposite the entrance. They go up the wall and form letters, spelling out "The New Cancer". After the main guitar riff at the beginning ends, Camisado jumps out from behind the entrance as seventeen orange pyros shoot off from behind him.

JENKINS: And his opponent ...from Louisville, Kentucky… Camisado!

Camisado jogs down the entrance ramp, and slides in the ring. He ascends all the turnbuckles, posing for the crowd.

STRACHON: I hate that guy.

MYLES: Why?

STRACHON: He cost the greatest man alive his title, that's why. And to boot, he likes Panic! At the Disco.

Camisado and Douglas lock up. Douglas knees Camisado in the stomach, and nails his head to the floor with a DDT. He then gets down and begins to repeatedly punch Camisado in the face.

STRACHON: Just keep on going there, he deserves it.

MYLES: That's harsh.

STRACHON: Well not only did he let his own FWF down, he even cost the defender of UCW's legacy his World title.

Douglas picks up Camisado, and dropkicks him, causing him to land against the turnbuckle. He then ascends that turnbuckle, and punches Camisado in the head ten times. He then backs off of the turnbuckle, as Camisado falls over.

MYLES: Douglas is really showing Camisado who's boss.

STRACHON: He better be.

Douglas goes to Camisado, and applies a headlock. Camisado is unable to break free, so he reaches for the ropes, but is unable to reach. After about two minutes of struggling, Douglas releases the hold, and dropkicks Cam to the mat.

STRACHON: Just pin him already.

Douglas then ascends the turnbuckle, and dives off hitting a moonsault. He gets up again and hits a leg drop on Camisado. He begins to choke Camisado, crushing his neck on the mat. The ref attempts to pull him off, and forces him to the corner.

MYLES: Can't fight clean, can he?

STRACHON: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do for a victory.

Douglas goes for a superplex, but is pushed off the turnbuckle. Camisado then runs after Douglas, and slams his knee into Anthony's head. He then picks Anthony up, and nails him with a DDT.

STRACHON: I knew this would happen.

MYLES: Camisado is a great athlete, need I remind you he's beaten James Bohne before, he just got lucky in that match. Get over it will you?

STRACHON: No.

Camisado ascends the turnbuckle, and hits a flying elbow drop on Douglas. He then begins choking Douglas, which is broken up immediatly by the referee. He awaits Douglas to get up, and hits him with a powerful clothesline.

MYLES: He's making up for lost time.

STRACHON: And a lost match.

Camisado begins to stomp repeatedly on Douglas. He then goes to pick him up, and attempts a delayed vertical suplex. While Douglas is being held in the air, he forces himself down landing on his feet. He then kicks Camisado in the stomach and hits him with a scissors kick.

STRACHON: It’s moves like that which make this man champion.

Douglas waits for Camisado to get up. In doing so, Douglas hooks his head. He then raises him into the suplex position before crashing down with the Divine Innovation. He covers. …1 …2 …3.

JENKINS: The winner of the match …Anthony Douglas!

MYLES: Camisado is on a string of losses.

STRACHON: How he still has a job I’ll never know.

MYLES: It’s almost time for our main event… right after these messages.

[FWF]

STRACHON: Welcome back to Live-Wire.

MYLES: You know what time it is, don’t you?

STRACHON: Of course I do, it’s time for the MAAAAAIN EVENT!

MYLES: And what a main event we have.

STRACHON: It’s the first time ever that the tag titles have been defended on Live-Wire.

MYLES: Four of our best Warriors will fight in pairs for them.

“Remedy” by Seether plays. To a cheering crowd, King of Kings and Shawn Fuller enter the arena. The two of them walk down the ramp and get into the ring where they await their opponents.

JENKINS: The following match scheduled is for one fall and is for the Fantasy Wrestling Federation United States Tag Team Championship. Introducing first …the FWF US Tag Team champions …the team of “King of Kings” Joe Page… and Shawn Fuller!

A neon green light surrounds the arena as “Line in the Sand” by Motorhead plays. Gangsta Mak and Couch Potato enter the arena. They run down the ramp and get in the ring.

JENKINS: And their opponents …the team of Couch Potato and Gangsta Mak …the Weird World Order!

The bell sounds as Couch starts things off with KOK. The two of them lock up and KOK backs Couch into the corner. He goes for a right hand, but Couch ducks and quickly tags in Mak. Mak and KOK then lock up with KOK overpowering Mak into the corner.

MYLES: No doubt about it, the champions have the size advantage.

STRACHON: It will take more than size to defeat the wWo.

MYLES: They’ve done it before.

KOK goes for a right hand, but Mak ducks and runs over to his corner. He and Couch discuss tactics before Couch is tagged in. Both Couch and Mak go for clotheslines on KOK, but KOK ducks. He then takes them both down with a double clothesline.

MYLES: A double clothesline by Joe Page.

Mak rolls to the outside as Couch gets up. He goes for a clothesline, but KOK ducks, grabbing Couch as he goes. He then executes the side effect. He covers Couch. …1 …2. Couch kicks out. KOK picks him up, but Couch rakes his eyes.

STRACHON: No matter how big you are, nothing is worse than being poked in the eyes. Anything can happen when you can’t see.

Couch Irish-whips KOK, but KOK reverses. When Couch returns, KOK hits a big back body drop. He then tags in Shawn Fuller. Fuller picks Couch up and raises him into the jacknife position. He then nails the Dominator. Couch tags in Mak.

MYLES: What a move by the Showstopper.

Shawn heads to the top rope. He jumps off, going for the top rope bulldog on Mak, but Mak moves out of the way and Shawn hits the canvas. Straight away, Gangsta Mak begins to pound away at Shawn with lefts and rights. He then tags in Couch.

STRACHON: That’s what you get for going up there.

MYLES: There’s a reason it’s called high risk. You might not be able to pull it off.

Couch waits for Fuller to get up. Shawn gets to one knee. Using Shawn’s leg for leverage, Couch jumps up and connects with the shining wizard. He goes for the cover. …1 …2. Shawn kicks out.

STRACHON: He almost had him with that perfectly executed move.

Couch tags Mak in. Mak grabs Fuller and places his head between his legs. With help from Couch, Mak lifts Fuller up into the powerbomb position. Couch assists Mak in slamming fuller down to the mat. Couch goes to the outside and Mak covers. …1 …2. Shawn kicks out.

MYLES: The Gangsta Sofa wasn’t enough to keep Shawn Fuller down.

STRACHON: Maybe next time.

Mak picks Shawn up, but Shawn comes back with a right hand. He then kicks Mak in the stomach and hits a DDT. Both men are down. …1 …2 …3. They each crawl over to their corners. …4 …5 …6. Mak tags in Couch. Couch grabs Fuller by the leg and pulls him away from his corner and into the centre of the ring.

STRACHON: That’s it. You need to isolate your opponent and prevent them from tagging out.

Couch picks Shawn up and hooks his head. He then executes the brain buster. As Shawn is getting up, Couch grabs him again and hits the neckbreaker. He covers. …1 …2. Shawn kicks out.

MYLES: Not quite.

STRACHON: wWo need to stay on him.

Couch begins to pick Shawn up, but Shawn counters, hitting a face crusher. Shawn then tags in KOK. KOK comes in and takes Couch down with a high knee. Mak gets in the ring and runs at him to receive the same thing. Couch gets up. He goes for a clothesline, but KOK ducks, grabbing him as he goes. KOK then nails the Rock Bottom.

MYLES: He’s just exploding into action here.

Couch rolls to the outside as Gangsta Mak climbs to the top rope. KOK hits him with a right hand, stopping him from hitting a move. KOK then hooks Mak into a Muscle Buster position before executing the Final Call. He goes for the cover. …1 …2 …3.

JENKINS: The winner of the match …and still FWF US Tag Team champions …”King of Kings” Joe Page and Shawn Fuller!

MYLES: They have retained the titles yet again.

STRACHON: Damn it! James Bohne will not be happy.

MYLES: I’m sure he’s still celebrating his Blizzard win somewhere.

STRACHON: That gives me some joy after watching this match.

MYLES: And that’s all we have time for tonight.

STRACHON: Join us next week for more great action.

MYLES: See you then.