7th September 2006

[FWF]

STRACHON: Welcome to Live-Wire! I’m Sam Strachon here as always with Ernest Bethea.

BETHEA: Another great show for you tonight.

STRACHON: And let’s get straight into it with tag team action.

”Iron Man” by Black Sabbath plays. Cahan Malone steps out onto the stage. He then walks down the ramp and into the ring. “Move Along” by the All American Rejects plays as Larry Fields enters the arena. He runs down to the ring.

JENKINS: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Larry Fields… and Cahan Malone!

“O Fortuna” hits, and blue and purple lights start to illuminate the arena. Smoke slowly rises from the stage. Slowly, Daniels comes out, a grimace on his face. "The Enygma" Eric Wiles right behind him, never more than a few feet back. After a few seconds, Daniels slowly makes his way down to the ring, the scowl never leaving. Wiles stays close, his gaze darting back and forth throughout the crowd, an expression of hate, fear, and pity for the fans of the arena. As Daniels gets to the ring, he takes a slow lap around it, before rolling in. He scans the crowd, showing his contempt, before he finally fixes his gaze on his opponents. Wiles circles the ring, hating or loving what is about to come. Daniels slowly lifts his right arm, and Wiles slides between his legs, and poses, an evil grin across his face, as both men prepare.

JENKINS: And their opponents… the team of Matt Daniels and Eric Wiles …Novo Fas!

Daniels starts off in the ring with Larry as the bell sounds. The go to lock up and Matt quickly circles around Larry, getting him in a waist lock. He then throws him over with a German suplex. He quickly picks Larry up and tags in Eric. Eric comes in and Matt goes out. Wiles digs his nails into Larry’s face with a face rake.

STRACHON: Digging those long nails into the face of Fields.

BETHEA: I’m not sure if that’s legal.

Eric then Irish-whips Larry. Upon hitting the ropes, Malone blind tags himself in. Larry bounces back and Eric connects with the Miracle Kick. He goes for the cover, but fails to realise that Larry isn’t the legal man. Malone climbs the turnbuckle as Eric gets up. Eric notices him and superkicks him in the stomach. He then climbs to the top rope with him and hooks his head.

BETHEA: Oh no.

Wiles then executes the superplex, from the top rope. He covers Malone. …1 …2. Malone gets his foot on the ropes. Wiles picks Malone up and tags in Daniels. Matt enters the ring and gets Cahan in a half nelson. After a moment, he nails the half nelson suplex. He goes for the cover. …1 …2. Larry breaks up the pin. Daniels grabs Larry and throws him to the outside. He then tags in Eric.

BETHEA: Eric Wiles coming back into the match.

STRACHON: Yeah, and Larry Fields has been thrown out.

Malone gets up. He goes for a clothesline on Eric, but Eric ducks, grabbing him as he goes. Eric then nails the STO. He covers. …1 …2. Malone just gets his shoulder up. Eric picks him up and lifts him onto the corner. He then gets up with him and locks in the Passive Resistance. He leans back, getting them both into a tree of woe.

BETHEA: We’ve seen this move before.

Daniels gets into the ring. He then charges at the corner, hitting a spear. Eric releases the hold as Daniels gets out of the ring. Malone drops down on his head. Eric then uses the ropes and flips over, landing with both feet on Malone’s head. He then turns him over and covers. …1 …2 …3.

JENKINS: The winners of the match… Novo Fas!

Larry rolls Malone out of the ring and the two of them walk backstage. Daniels and Eric smile, looking out into the crowd with evil grins. They than walk out of the arena, heading to the back.

STRACHON: They remain undefeated!

BETHEA: It’s only a matter of time before gold is in their possession.

STRACHON: I can’t disagree.

BETHEA: Well, we’d like to take this time out to talk about Sunday Night ShowDown!. Myself and Johnny Legend will host this great event.

STRACHON: And let’s not forget the first edition where you faced off against Dan Taylor in that legendary battle.

BETHEA: Indeed, that was a great night which is why this event is so special to me… and I’m glad I’m able to host it.

STRACHON: Over on the B-show, we have a match to decide the FWF UK champion. One of my favourite wrestlers will take on that guy from that team… El Something-or-other.

BETHEA: That’s Wild Bill Legend versus El Mundo.

STRACHON: Yeah.

BETHEA: An interpromotional match will occur as Couch Potato battles Katherine Brock.

STRACHON: And that will be in a bra and panties match. Dear God.

BETHEA: Katherine… if you’re watching… call me.

STRACHON: Oswald Brodd will receive a rematch for the hardcore championship when he faces James Bohne.

BETHEA: I look forward to it. I also look forward to our main event.

STRACHON: The FWF Heavyweight World champion, The Predator will team up with “Enemy” Dan Taylor. You know who they’re against, Beast.

BETHEA: I know one of them. The most hated man in wrestling will pick a partner to face them.

STRACHON: Find out who he will pick very soon.

BETHEA: Tune into Stampede TV on September 17th for a night you’ll never forget.

”Till I Collapse” plays and Rage walks out. He runs down the ramp and slides into the ring with the crowd booing.

JENKINS: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall! Introducing first ...representing the wWo ...from Detroit, Michigan ...weighing 220 pounds ...Rage!

”Remedy” by Seether plays and Shawn Fuller walks from behind the curtain. He walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring.

JENKINS: And the opponent ...from Durham, North Carolina ...weighing 264 pounds ...Shawn Fuller!

BETHEA: This should be an interesting contest!

STRACHON: No, it shouldn’t. Rage will win comfortably, and for 3 reasons… W…W…O!

BETHEA: Ugh… Let’s just call the match.

The bell rings. Shawn charges at Rage and nails him with a clothesline. He drops an elbow and makes the cover. 1... Rage kicks out easily. Shawn picks Rage up, but is met with an uppercut. Rage snap suplexes Shawn.

STRACHON: That shook the ring!

Rage goes towards the turnbuckle, and begins to ascend to the top, but Shawn gets up and stops him dead with a fierce right hand. Shawn begins to climb up, and hooks Rage into superplex position. He tries to lift Rage, but Rage holds on to the rope. Shawn then hits Rage and superplexes him.

BETHEA: This could be it!

Shawn covers Rage. 1...2... Rage barely kicks out. Shawn bounces off the ropes as Rage gets to his feet. Shawn attempts to clothesline Rage, who ducks and powerslams Shawn. 1...2... Shawn kicks out.

BETHEA: So close there!

STRACHON: Rage coulda pinned him there and then if he wanted to. That kickout was an act of mercy on Rage’s part!

BETHEA: Oh, please!

Rage grabs Shawn and picks him up. He Irish-whips him and goes for a clothesline. Shawn ducks. Rage turns around and Shawn kicks him in the stomach. He hooks Rage’s head. He then executes the Shawn Of Fate. He covers. …1 …2 …3.

JENKINS: The winner of the match …Shawn Fuller!

BETHEA: We have a winner!

STRACHON: DAMNIT!

BETHEA: What?

STRACHON: Rage lost.

BETHEA: So?

STRACHON: He’s representing the wWo… that mean they lost.

BETHEA: Good point. Well, Rage is one of five members involved in our main event at Collision.

STRACHON: Camisado will choose four nobodies who will try, and fail, to beat them.

BETHEA: You sound so certain?

STRACHON: I am.

BETHEA: I bet you my Hall of Fame status.

STRACHON: Hall of Fame in FWF is worthless …Anyway, it’s time for a short break. Don’t go anywhere!

[FWF]

STRACHON: Welcome back to Live-Wire

BETHEA: The show has only just begun.

STRACHON: We have just received word that coming up later tonight will be a special announcement from the wWo.

BETHEA: But first, we have Shiv versus Couch Potato.

“Reptile” by Nine Inch nails plays. Shiv walks out on stage. He then walks down the ramp and steps through the ropes.

JENKINS: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first… From Tenino, Washington …Shiv!

BETHEA: Here comes the Shivster.

“Line in the Sand” by Motorhead plays as a green light surrounds the arena. Jack Thunder makes his way out onto stage. He points towards the curtain and Gangsta Mak and James Bohne enter, holding their titles in the air. Following them is Couch Potato. The four of them walk down the ramp and get into the ring.

JENKINS: Led to the ring by wWo …Couch Potato!

Each member gets on their own turnbuckle. They raise their arms to a herd of boos. They then descend and walk over to Shiv. Shiv looks at them. He then slaps Jack. He kicks Mak and punches James. He then hits a clothesline on Couch. Shiv turns around and James hits him with the JKO.

BETHEA: Aw, come on! They have a match.

STRACHON: It hasn’t started yet, Beast.

Mak grabs Shiv and lifts him up to his feet. He then picks him up into the tombstone position and drops him on his head with the Mak Driver. All four men begin to stomp away at Shiv. Jack backs off into the corner. Mak and James pick Shiv up.

BETHEA: It’s four on one!

STRACHON: They need to get their message across!

BETHEA: What message? That they can only beat a man in groups.

James and Mak hold Shiv up. Jack then slaps Shiv for revenge. He moves back. He then runs at Shiv and connects with the Charge. An “FWF” chant emerges in the crowd. The four men in the ring turn angry, shouting at the fans. Shiv tries to get up. He gets to his knees. Couch Potato grabs him.

BETHEA: That’s enough!

Couch picks him up fully. He then executes the crack. James grabs Jack and points to the top rope. Jack then climbs the turnbuckle. He leaps off, hitting the shocker. The referee tries to restrain the group. Eventually, Jack, James and Mak roll out of the ring.

STRACHON: I bet that was fun.

BETHEA: Fun? FUN!?

STRACHON: It looked it.

BETHEA: Then why don’t you go and join them?

STRACHON: Because Shiv is already defenceless.

BETHEA: That’s the only way you could beat him.

The bell sounds. Couch places one foot over Shiv and orders the referee to count. …1 …2 …3. The bell sounds and Jack, James and Mak get back in the ring with microphones.

JENKINS: Here is your winner… Couch Potato!

Gangsta Mak: Yo, yo, yo, listen up, dawgs. For those of you who don’t know who we are, let us introduce ourselves to you. I am Gangsta Mak… the wWo cruiserweight champion!

James Bohne: And I am the wWo Hardcore champion, James Bohne. Welcome to the BOHNE YARD!

The “FWF” chants continue to grow, getting louder and louder. James hands the microphone over to Couch Potato.

BETHEA: These fans aren’t too happy about wWo.

Couch Potato: I am the sexiest div… erm… man in history. I am Cou…

Couch Potato begins to doze of, snoring.

Gangsta Mak: Wake up, mayne!

Couch suddenly jumps up and looks around.

Jack Thunder: And I am the leader of the pack… Jack Thunder! What you have just witnessed is an example of what will happen at Collision. We will dominate FWF superstars!

BETHEA: It was four on one!

STRACHON: Be quiet for once.

Jack Thunder: But as you all know, before Collision, we have Sunday Night ShowDown!. In the opening contest, the wWo will be in action. Yeah… we have the wWo cruiserweight champion, Gangsta Mak. He will team up with Vinyl Atari …who is unable to be here at the moment. The two of them will take on Camisado… and…

STRACHON: Who’s his partner?

Jack Thunder: …and… actually, that’s it. Vinyl Atari and Gangsta Mak versus Camisado!

The crowd erupt into a series of boos. A “Camisado” chant emerges. Shiv rolls out of the ring.

Gangsta Mak: We are the Weird World Order!

James Bohne: And we own this place!

“King of Kings” by Motorhead plays. KOK enters the arena with a bottle of water in his hand. The crowd cheer as he walks down the ramp. He then waits as the wWo members stare at him.

JENKINS: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring …from Derby, England …the King of Kings!

“The Pursuit of Vikings” by Amon Amarth plays. With horn full of mjod and an ox-skin coat, Brodd steps out from behind to the curtain. In his hand is a double-handed axe.

BETHEA: He’s got the axe!

JENKINS: And his partner …from Denmark …Oswald Brodd!

Oswald runs down the ramp and quickly gets in the ring. He swings his axe around and the wWo members quickly get out of the ring. KOK takes a swig of his water. Jack Thunder walks over to him and goes for a right hand, but KOK blocks it. KOK then spits out his water in Jack’s face.

STRACHON: He can’t do that!

BETHEA: He just did!

The referee takes the axe off Brodd and the bell sounds. Brodd starts things off with Gangsta Mak. The two of them lock up and Brodd overpowers Mak into the corner. He then Irish-whips him into the opposite corner. Mak stumbles out and Brodd picks him up before dropping him down with a side-walk-slam. He covers. …1. Mak kicks out.

STRACHON: Nowhere near.

Brodd climbs to the top rope. He leaps off, going for the double knee stomp, but Mak moves out of the way and Brodd’s knees hit the mat. Mak tags in James. As Brodd is getting up, James bounces against the ropes and hits a dropkick to Brodd’s legs.

STRACHON: You know why he’s doing that?

BETHEA: Why?

STRACHON: He’s weakening him for the Bohn-lock.

James picks Brodd up. He then Irish-whips him into the corner. He charges at him and hits a clothesline, grabbing Oswald’s head as he hits it. He then executes the bulldog. He covers. …1 …2. Brodd kicks out. James picks him up again. He knees him in the stomach and hooks his head. He then goes for a suplex, but Brodd resists.

BETHEA: He’s using his strength to avoid it.

Brodd then counters it and lifts James up, hitting him with a vertical suplex. He goes for the cover. …1 …2. James kicks out. Both men slowly get up. They then begin to exchange blows. Brodd begins to get the better of James, but James pokes him in the eye.

STRACHON: Remember, these two are no strangers.

James bounces off the ropes and hits Brodd with a spear. He covers Brodd, using the ropes for leverage. …1 …2. Brodd kicks out. James tags in Mak. The two of them begin to stomp Brodd. Eventually, the referee gets James out of the ring. As Brodd is getting up, Mak hits him with a German suplex.

STRACHON: What a great move.

BETHEA: It was a little sloppy.

STRACHON: You’re just jealous!

Mak goes for the cover. …1 …2. Brodd kicks out. Mak picks him up. He then tries to raise him into the tombstone position, but Brodd reverses it into the Danish-Legsweep.

BETHEA: Both men down!

Both men get up. Brodd’s knees begin to weaken. Mak runs at him, but Brodd catches him with a spinebuster out of desperation. Both men are on the floor. The referee begins to count. …1 …2 …3. They begin to move. …4 …5 …6. Each man tries to crawl over to their corner.

STRACHON: Come on Mak! Get to James.

BETHEA: Come on Oswald!

STRACHON: Stop picking favourites. You’re supposed to be unbiased.

…7 …8 …9. Mak tags in James and Brodd gets to KOK. KOK comes in and hits James with a running knee smash. Mak gets up and runs at KOK, but KOK hits another running knee smash. James gets up and goes for a clothesline on KOK, but KOK ducks, grabbing him as he goes. He then nails the Rock Bottom.

BETHEA: Exploding into action now is King of Kings!

Mak gets up and goes for a clothesline on KOK, but KOK ducks, grabbing him as he goes. He then executes the side effect. The crowd cheer. The “FWF” chant begins once again. Brodd gets up. He runs at James with the Clothesline from Valhalla, but James ducks and Brodd hits the referee.

BETHEA: Referee knocked out.

STRACHON: Brodd must be stupid.

BETHEA: And you must be delusional.

KOK grabs James and kicks him in the gut. Brodd bounces off the ropes and this time connects with the Clothesline from Valhalla on James. KOK grabs Mak and hooks his arms. He then nails the pedigree. They both go for the cover, but the referee is down. He begins to move.

BETHEA: Get up, ref!

STRACHON: No, stay down!

KOK and Brodd get up. Couch Potato grabs James’ Hardcore title and Jack grabs Mak’s cruiserweight title. They both get into the ring. Jack hits KOK with the belt and Mak does the same to Brodd. They grab their partners and drag them over their opponents before rolling out of the ring. The referee begins to count. …1 …2 …3.

JENKINS: Here are your winners… Gangsta Mak and James Bohne …the Weird World Order!

KOK begins to get up. Jack gets into the ring and quickly hits KOK with the Charge. Couch gets in the ring and grabs Brodd. He then hits Oswald with the Crack. Suddenly, Camisado begins to run down the ramp. Shiv gets up. Shiv and Camisado get into the ring and the wWo get out.

BETHEA: Here comes help!

The four members of the wWo walk up the ramp as Shiv and Camisado check on KOK and Brodd. Mak and James raise their titles as the crowd boo. The “FWF” chant grows loud. The whole arena are chanting.

BETHEA: Well, I wonder if any of these men here are part of Camisado’s team.

STRACHON: Maybe we’ll find out next week, ‘cause that’s all the time we have here.

BETHEA: Tune into Live-Wire next week.

STRACHON: Until then… They own this place!