16th August 2006

[FWF]

STRACHON: Welcome to Live-Wire. We are live once again on Stampede TV. I am Sam Strachon.

BETHEA: And I am Ernest Bethea. Let’s talk about our main event.

STRACHON: The Hardcore title is on the line, Beast. James Bohne will put his belt up for grabs against the Viking.

BETHEA: That’s right, Oswald Brodd challenges. Also, the new team of Matt Daniels and Eric Wiles will face off against another new team, Anna and The Saint.

STRACHON: James Bohne isn’t the only wWo member in action. There will be a 6-man tag team match. wWo’s Gangsta Mak, Couch Potato and Rage will challenge the random team of Shiv from MNR, the King of Kings and Shawn Fuller.

BETHEA: And their latest edition to the stable, Vinyl Atari will go one on one with FWF veteran, Camisado.

STRACHON: And that match is up next!

"Give Up the Grudge" by Gob hits the P.A. System. Orange spotlights aimlessly search the arena, soon making their way to the wall opposite the entrance. They go up the wall and form letters, spelling out "The New Cancer". After the main guitar riff at the beginning ends, Camisado jumps out from behind the entrance as seventeen orange pyros shoot off from behind him.

JENKINS: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first ...weighing in at 184 pounds ...now residing in Dayton, Ohio …Camisado!

Camisado begins to jog down the entrance ramp, though only moving an inch or so with each step, moving along with the beat. As he walks down, more orange pyros on each side of the ramp shoot off, simultaneous with his steps. He then circles the ring, more pyros still following him. He makes his way around to the front of the ring, closest to the ramp. He slides into the ring and begins running back and forth, bouncing off the ropes. He pulls himself up to two opposite turnbuckles and grins out towards the crowd, mouthing "The New Cancer" on his way back to the ring floor.

STRACHON: There isn’t anything I can’t stand more than that poor excuse for a wrestler right there.

BETHEA: Are you serious? He is a former cruiserweight champion, and has won his fair share of matches.

STRACHON: A “fair share” doesn’t make you good. Winning makes you good.

BETHEA: I’d like to see you wrestle.

STRACHON: I’m a former UCW Champion!

Red and blue lights fill the arena as “Come On Feel The Noise” plays. Vinyl walks out looks around, and walks cockily down to the ramp, with an assortment of boos and cheers. He slides into the ring, gets up on a turnbuckle and raises his arms. He jumps off the turnbuckle as the ref motions for the bell.

STRACHON: Now that guy right there is a wrestler.

BETHEA: Why? ‘Cause he’s in the wWo? Jeez you should just marry one of those guys.

STRACHON: Oh really? How many of them have you beaten in a match by yourself?

BETHEA: Yeah turn everything on me. When was the last time you’ve beaten one of the wWo… Or anyone for that matter?

Camisado starts out the match charging at Vinyl knocking him to the floor, stomping on his back several times. He then runs into the ropes, and comes back with a leg drop on Atari across the neck. Atari is grabbing his neck in pain. Camisado picks him up by the hair, and slams him back down. Camisado then ascends a turnbuckle, and hits an elbow drop on Vinyl. Camisado goes on the turnbuckle again, and goes for another elbow drop, but overshoots it, hitting the ref, knocking him out of the ring. Camisado gets back up and goes to pick up Vinyl, when out of nowhere Vinyl hits him with a low blow, Bringing Cam to his knees. Vinyl takes advantage, and kicks Camisado in the back of the head, knocking him over.

STRACHON: See, this is why wWo is the greatest ever. They form a brand new stable with Camisado. Turn on him, and beat the hell out of him.

BETHEA: Are you kidding me? Ganging up on one person is not “Great”.

STRACHON: Well, if you will watch how Vinyl dominates Camisado, then you will see what I mean.

Atari decides to capitalize, and hits an elbow drop on Camisado. He then locks a headlock on camisado, as the referee gets back into the ring. The ref gets down to check on Camisado. Cam elbows Vinyl’s chest, making him loosen the hold. Cam then stands up, picking Vinyl up with him. He then slams Vinyl down on the mat, and goes over to the ropes, leaning on them. Cam notices Vinyl about to get up, so he runs over to him and knees him in the face, knocking him over again.

BETHEA: Oh, and where’s this greatness I’m supposed to see? I see Camisado taking control right now.

STRACHON: Shame on you, you aren’t supposed to be playing favorites.

BETHEA: You need help.

Camisado then waits for Vinyl to get up, and when he does, he runs off of the ropes, and goes for the Pulse, however Vinyl hits a drop-toe-hold, slamming Camisado’s face into the mat. Vinyl then gets Cam in an ankle lock. The referee checks on Cam asking if he gives up, and Cam shakes his head no. Camisado then kicks Vinyl off of him, leaving both men laying on the mat.

BETHEA: Both men are down!

The referee begins to count. ...1 ...2. Camisado is seen moving as Vinyl gets to his knees. ...3 ...4. Vinyl gets to one knee. ...5 ...6. He walks over to Camisado, but Camisado suddenly nips up. He then kicks Vinyl in the stomach and executes the Pulse. ...1 ...2 ...3.

JENKINS: Here is your winner …Camisado!

BETHEA: Well, we have a winner! …And Cammy is his name-o.

“Suddenly, “Open Their Eyes” by Alter Bridge plays. Jack Thunder enters the arena, wearing a wWo t-shirt, with a microphone in hand. He walks to the center of the stage and stares out at Camisado. He then raises the microphone up to his mouth and begins to speak as the music fades.

THUNDER: For those of you who don’t know who I am, let me introduce myself. I am the single greatest wrestler on the face of this earth. My name is Jack Thunder.

BETHEA: And his point is?

STRACHON: Shh, he’s talking.

THUNDER: I suppose you all want to know why I am out here tonight. I am here for you, Camisado. Everybody and their grandmother knows that you do not get along with the best faction on this planet. I mean, there have been many matches between your stable, whether it be The Real Deal, Generation X or just X.

STRACHON: That’s true.

THUNDER: And out of all your partners, it appears that you are the only one left.

Camisado moves over and leans against the ropes, with a look of confusion and slight anger on his face. A “Camisado” chant begins. Jack looks around at the packed stadium full of fans. He shakes his head and continues to talk.

THUNDER: So I thought that on behalf of wWo, I would issue a challenge. You see, I have just come from the DOA’s office. Mark Briggs accepted my match, but only if you agree to it. Next month, there is a little show that we call Collision.

BETHEA: Got that right. Friday 22nd of September.

THUNDER: And the main event from each of the two shows will be the same. They will be elimination style five man tags. The All or Nothing match. So here is what I propose.

STRACHON: I think I know what’s coming.

THUNDER: I propose that on the Live-Wire side of things, we have five members from the wWo taking on you, Camisado and any four wrestlers you can find on our roster. I will leave you to think about that, but in the mean time, turn around.

Camisado slowly turns, when from out of nowhere, Vinyl Atari hits the NKO. The crowd boo as Jack begins to run down the ramp. He slides into the ring as Camisado is slowly getting to his feet. Jack then nails the Charge, laying Camisado out.

BETHEA: NO! What the hell was that about?

STRACHON: I don’t know, let’s see if Camisado is man enough to answer the challenge.

Jack and Vinyl shake hands. They then climb out of the ring. With the crowd booing, they walk up the ramp and head backstage. After a few minutes, Camisado gets up. Holding his ribs and his neck, he climbs out of the ring and staggers after them.

BETHEA: Well, a tag team match is coming up next.

“O Fortuna” hits, and blue and purple lights start to illuminate the arena. Smoke slowly rises from the stage. Slowly, Daniels comes out, a grimace on his face. "The Enygma" Eric Wiles right behind him, never more than a few feet back. After a few seconds, Daniels slowly makes his way down to the ring, the scowl never leaving. Wiles stays close, his gaze darting back and forth throughout the crowd, an expression of hate, fear, and pity for the fans of the arena. As Daniels gets to the ring, he takes a slow lap around it, before rolling in. He scans the crowd, showing his contempt, before he finally fixes his gaze on the titontron. Wiles circles the ring, hating or loving what is about to come. Daniels slowly lifts his right arm, and Wiles slides between his legs, and poses, an evil grin across his face

JENKINS: The following match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first …the team of Matt Daniels and Eric Wiles …Novo Fas!

“Boulevard of Broken Dreams” by Greenday plays. Anna makes her way out, with The Saint next to her. The dup begin to walk down the ramp and climb into the ring.

JENKINS: And their opponents… the team of Anna …and The Saint!

The bell sounds. Wiles and Anna start off. They lock up and Wiles overpowers Anna into a free corner. He then Irish-whips her into the opposite corner, before running at her and hitting the Stinger Splash. She stumbles out and quickly goes for a clothesline. Eric ducks, grabbing her as he goes. He then connects with the STO.

BETHEA: A beautiful move by The Enygma.

STRACHON: Anna hasn’t got a move in yet!

Wiles picks Anna up. He moves her over to his corner and tags in Matt Daniels. Daniels kicks Anna in the stomach. He then executes the Sambo suplex. He goes for the cover, hooking her leg. ...1 ...2. Anna kicks out. Matt picks her up, but she rakes him in the eye, trying to get the advantage. She then bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Daniels ducks, grabbing her arm as he goes behind her, applying a Half Nelson. After a moment, he nails the half nelson suplex.

STRACHON: Oh my God!

BETHEA: Dropping her right on her head.

STRACHON: That misogynist.

BETHEA: I’m not sure about that. This is wrestling. We don’t take gender into consideration.

Anna leaps over to her corner and tags in The Saint. Saint climbs the top rope, but Matt gives him a right hand. Daniels then tags in Eric Wiles. He comes in and quickly hits a superkick to Saint’s gut, whilst sitting on the top rope. Saint turns around, still on the top and Wiles climbs the tunbuckle with him, getting him in a waistlock.

BETHEA: I don’t like the looks of this.

Wiles then applies the Passive Resistance, falling back so both men are in the tree of woe. Matt Daniels enters the ring as The Saint is screaming in pain. Daniels then spears both The Saint and his partner, forcing Eric to release the hold. Matt climbs out of the ring as Eric slowly covers The Saint. ...1 ...2 ...3.

JENKINS: The winners of the match …Matt Daniels and Eric Wiles …Novo Fas!

STRACHON: That was impressive!

BETHEA: Anna and the Saint for no offence what-so-ever.

STRACHON: Novo Fas will be a team not to be reckoned with.

BETHEA: Well, we’re going to have to take a short break.

STRACHON: Afraid so, but don’t go anywhere. More great action is coming up, when we return to Live-Wire!

[FWF]

STRACHON: Welcome back to Live-Wire. We want to take this opportunity to talk about the next time that FWF comes to you on PPV. Over on the Monday Night Rampage half, we have FWF Nightmare 2006 in just two days from now.

BETHEA: That’s right. My former partner will be in action when The Fizz defends her belt against the newcomer Katherine Brock.

STRACHON: Wild Bill Legend will go up against Steph Del Monte in what will probably be the easiest match of his career.

BETHEA: A brand new title to FWF will be introduced when El Mundo, “The” Ross Walker and Lil’ Knoxville go after the TV championship in a Parking Lot Brawl match.

STRACHON: Not to mention a close friend of mine and UCW legend, Marcus Brody will be the special referee for that match. He was the last ever UCW TV champion.

BETHEA: And in the main event… two of the most proficient wrestlers we have will go at it once again. The feud of the century reaches a boiling point. “Enemy” Dan Taylor will put his belt on the line against The Predator.

STRACHON: Of course, the Predator is no stranger to the world title, he has held the FWF world heavyweight championship twice along with the UCW title seven times.

BETHEA: And now, back to the action here on Live-Wire.

STRACHON: Well, we have a 6 man tag match up next.

BETHEA: I always love these matches, you never can tell who will win.

JENKINS: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a six man tag team match. Introducing first from ...Derby, England …King Of Kings,

“King of Kings” by Motorhead plays as KOK enters the arena with a bottle of water. He walks down the ramp and climbs up onto the apron. He then takes a swig from his bottle and spits it into the air. “Reptile” by Nine Inch Nails plays. The Shiv walks out onto the stage. He then walks down the ramp and joins KOK in the ring.

JENKINS: And his partner from Tenino, Washington …weighing in at 250 pounds …Shiv!

“Remedy” by Seether plays. Shawn walks out. He walks half way down the ramp and then stops. A small display of fireworks erupt from the titontron. He then walks towards the ring and climbs in.

JENKINS: From Durham, North Carolina …weighing in at 264 pounds …Shawn Fuller!

“Hands Up” by Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent begins to blare on the P.A. system. Suddenly a green and black weiner mobile comes into the entrance way, and stops just before reaching the entrance ramp. Gangsta Mak, Couch Potato, And Rage exit the weiner, and make their way down the ramp taunting the crowd with wWo taunts.

JENKINS: And their opponents. The team of the wWo Cruiserweight champion, Gangsta Mak …Couch Potato …and Rage …The Weird World Order!

The three men slide into the ring, and each ascend a turnbuckle once again taunting the crowd. Gangsta Mak and Rage then go to their corner, as Shawn Fuller and KOK do the same.

STRACHON: Here we have Couch Potato and Shiv starting this one out.

BETHEA: I can already feel this match is going to be a good one.

Couch Potato begins the match with a clothesline on Shiv, then jumping down on him with his knees. Couch gets back up, and begins to stomp away at Shiv. The referee makes Couch back off of Shiv. Shiv then slowly rises up, and is hit with a strong clothesline from Couch. Couch drags Shiv over to his corner, and tags in Mak.

BETHEA: Why would he tag in Mak? He had great momentum going.

STRACHON: It’s teamwork, the thing that makes these guys the best there is.

BETHEA: Well Couch still could have stayed in longer, he’s not even worn out.

STRACHON: These guys know what they are doing.

Couch Potato and Mak then grasp hands, and hit elbow drops on Shiv. Couch exits to the apron, and Mak picks up shiv, and Irish whips him into the ropes, and as he hits the ropes KOK grabs him to keep him from going back. KOK drags Shiv over to his corner, but Rage attacks KOK from behind, and Mak baseball slides Shiv to the outside. Mak then ascends the turnbuckle, and goes for a swanton to the outside, and hits it on Shiv.

STRACHON: See! That is great athleticism from out cruiserweight champion.

BETHEA: I agree, but he shouldn’t be risking those kinds of maneuvers, that kind of thing will cost them the match.

Mak and Shiv are both lying on the outside. Both feeling the effects from the move. Mak then gets up, and slides back into the ring. Shawn Fuller quickly gets down, and throws Shiv back in the ring as well. Mak then hits a leg drop on Shiv, landing on his neck. Mak then picks up Shiv, and goes for the Bling Bling uptown birdman busta Driver, and hits it on Shiv, however Shiv lands in his own corner, and is tagged by KOK, who quickly enters the ring, and starts to throw lefts and rights at Mak. Mak blocks one of his punches, and hits one of his own on KOK. Mak then quickly irish whips him into the wWo’s Turnbuckle, however KOK hits elbows on both Couch and Rage. Mak notices this, and dropkicks Shawn Fuller Off the apron as well. The two men then begin exchanging lefts and rights.

STRACHON: I have no idea what’s going on.

BETHEA: I’d be lying if I said I did.

Suddenly, Pain walks out and stands on stage. Noticing this, Shiv looks at him. Shiv begins to walk up the ramp and Mak tags Rage in. Rage runs at KOK for a clothesline, but KOK ducks. KOK kicks Rage in the gut and hooks both his arms. He then connects with the Pedigree. Mak comes in the ring and nails the Mak-Driver on KOK. Shawn Fuller climbs in the ring and connects with the SKO. Pain superkicks Shiv. The referee calls for the bell.

JENKINS: Here are your winners by disqualification …Shiv, Shawn Fuller and King of Kings!

STRACHON: WHAT?

BETHEA: He said… here are your winne…

STRACHON: I know what he said! I just can’t believe it.

BETHEA: Pain hit Shiv!

STRACHON: He was provoked!

Pain picks Shiv up. The two of them begin to brawl to the back. wWo look angry as KOK and Shawn Fuller celebrate slightly. wWo get out of the ring. They then begin to walk up the ramp. The get into the wiener mobile and drive out backstage.

BETHEA: wWo seem to be a shadow of their former self.

STRACHON: They’re still the best wrestlers here!

KOK and Fuller high five and then rolls out of the ring, heading out of the arena, patting fans’ hands as they go.

STRACHON: Do you know what time it is?

BETHEA: What time is it?

STRACHON: It’s time for the main event!

BETHEA: Hmm…

STRACHON: Everybody’s favourite superstar is about to come out.

BETHEA: So’s James.

STRACHON: I meant James.

BETHEA: Then you used the wrong words.

“The Pursuit of Vikings” by Amon Amarth plays. With a bearskin coat, a helmet and an ox horn in his hand, Brodd woddles out on stage. He walks down the ramp, drinking mjod from the horn. He walks up the steps and steps through the ropes. He then drops the horn and takes off his coat and helmet.

JENKINS: The following match scheduled is for one fall and is for the Weird World Order Hardcore championship. Introducing first …from Denmark …weighing in at 275 pounds …Oswald Brodd!

“Stricken” by disturbed blares over the P.A. sysem, as pyro also begins to shoot out of the stage. When the pyro stops James comes out through the curtain, and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring. He then ascends all the turnbuckles and puts his hands in an "X" above his head.

JENKINS: And his opponent… From Salem, New Hampshire …he is the wWo Hardcore champion …James Bohne!

The bell sounds. The two go to lock up, but James kicks Brodd in the stomach. He then begins to uppercut Brodd, sending him back into the corner. James runs at Brodd, but Brodd retaliates with a short arm clothesline. James gets up. He walks over to Brodd, but gets poked in the eye. James stumbles around and then Brodd hits a German Suplex.

STRACHON: A German suplex from Denmark.

BETHEA: Get out.

STRACHON: Eh?

Brodd picks James up. He then hooks his head and connects with a vertical suplex. He goes for the cover. ...1 ...2. James kicks out. Brodd picks James up again. He goes for the Russian Leg-sweep, but James holds onto the ropes and Brodd drops to the mat.

STRACHON: He couldn’t quite get that Russian Leg Sweep from Denmark.

BETHEA: Seriously… stop it. Not good.

James begins to stomp away at Brodd. Oswald gets up, using the ropes. James then dropkicks Brodd over the top rope, to the outside. James grabs his title and follows. He waits for Brodd to get up, and then swings his title, but Brodd ducks. Oswald then nails a bulldog on James. He covers. ...1 ...2. James kicks out. Brodd picks James up. He then Irish-whips him, but James reverses and sends Brodd into the ring post. Brodd stumbles back and James gets him in a waistlock. From here, he executes a German Suplex.

BETHEA: Don’t say anything.

STRACHON: What?

BETHEA: Nevermind. Well, James seems to be in control.

James picks Brodd up. He then slams his head against the ring apron and rolls him back into the ring. James lifts the apron up. He then pulls out a table and slides in the ring. He then climbs in himself and grabs the table, picking it up. He leans it against the turnbuckle. Oswald Brodd gets to his feet. James turns around. He then runs at Brodd, but Brodd hits a spinebuster.

BETHEA: Wow! Slamming him down to the mat.

STRACHON: James obviously had dust in his eye, but needless to say, that was a great move.

Brodd pins Bohne, hooking his head. ...1 ...2. James gets his shoulder up. Brodd picks James up and throws him over the top rope. James lands hard on the floor. Brodd gets out of the ring onto the apron. He then leaps off with a double foot stomp.

STRACHON: OHH! That was just sickening.

BETHEA: Straight into the black heart of James Bohne.

STRACHON: His heart isn’t black, it’s green.

BETHEA: I didn’t know stone came in green.

Brodd covers James. ...1 ...2 ...James get his shoulder up. He pins him again. ...1 ...2 ...James kicks out. Oswald covers him again. ...1 ...2. James kicks out. Once more, Brodd pins Bohne. ...1. James kicks out. Brodd picks James up, but James comes back with some uppercuts.

BETHEA: Well, the Viking failed with them pinfalls.

STRACHON: Like he’s going to fail in become champion.

BETHEA: I wouldn’t be so sure on that.

James then jumps up, wrapping his legs around Brodd’s head. He nails a hurricanrana, throwing Oswald into the steel steps.

BETHEA: Oh my God! That’s great athleticism by the Hardcore champion.

STRACHON: You see, that’s what makes him the best wrestler FWF has to offer.

Brodd pulls out his double-handed axe. James walks over to him, but Brodd turns around and holds the axe into the air. The crowd begin large displays of chants of amusement. James pleads with Brodd, but Brodd swings the axe. James ducks and begins to run around the ring. Oswald follows, slowly. James then slides into the ring.

STRACHON: This must be illegal!

Brodd gets on the apron as James bounces off the ropes. As Brodd is getting in the ring, James dropkicks him in the head, knocking him off the apron and forcing him to drop the axe. James quickly rolls out of the ring and picks up Brodd. He then rolls him back into the ring. He Irish-whips him into the corner with the table up, but Brodd counters and sends James into the corner.

STRACHON: And Irish-whip from De…

BETHEA: Knock it off!

Brodd goes for the Clothesline from Valhalla, but James ducks it. Brodd turns around and James nails a spear, straight through the table. Brodd is slowly getting up. James then executes the JKO. He covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.

JENKINS: The winner of the match and still wWo Hardcore champion …James Bohne!

STRACHON: YES!

BETHEA: I can hardly look down at Oswald Brodd. It was a great attempt.

STRACHON: Great attempts won’t do it. He isn’t good enough to beat Bohne.

BETHEA: Not when tables are involved, no.

STRACHON: Not in anything. Well, I’ve been Sam Strachon and this has been Ernest Bethea. We are out of time.

BETHEA: This is the Beast signing out.

STRACHON: We will see you right here next week …for Live-Wire. Goodnight!