Post by FWF on Apr 12, 2011 20:09:26 GMT -5
LEGEND: Welcome to Monday Night Rampage. I’m Johnny Legend.
STRACHON: And I’m Sam Strachon.
LEGEND: Up first we have a tag team match between the team Captain America and Tornado and the Breakfast Table are already in the ring.
Tornado and Bean circle each other in the ring. Tornado goes to lock up with Bean, but Bean slips away and takes in Sausage. Sausage slides into the ring. Tornado charges into the ring, but Sausage quickly tags Bean back in. Bean moves toward James, but this time Tornado holds up both his hands. He slowly walks over and tags in Captain America. CA slides into the ring and Bean is quick to tag in Sausage.
STRACHON: What the hell is going on?
LEGEND: Well these are two unusual tag teams.
Captain America walks toward Sausage who runs to tag in Bean who is sitting on the turnbuckle. Bean is tagged in and jumps off the turnbuckle. Captain America is quick to catch him and slam him to the mat. Sausage runs into the ring, but Tornado intercepts him with a Superkick. Sausage rolls out of the ring, and Tornado is quick to follow. Captain America lifts Bean into a spinebuster.
LEGEND: And now we know who’s in the driver’s seat.
STRACHON: Well let’s see if they can finish this match off.
Captain America throws Bean up against the turnbuckle and then suplexes him. Bean tries to get to his feet, but Captain America is quick to hit him in the head with a dropkick. Captain America then lifts Bean up and proceeds to hit him with a DDT. Outside the ring, Tornado throws Sausage into a barricade. Sausage tries to fight back, but Tornado tosses him into the steel ring steps.
STRACHON: Things are getting ugly in there.
Captain America waits for Bean to get to his feet before nailing him with a spear. Bean flounders around the ring and CA gives him a stiff kick to the ribs. Tornado rolls Sausage into the ring before lifting him into a suplex. CA and Tornado stand side by side in the ring. Sausage and Bean are slow to their feet. Tornado and Captain America exchange looks before hitting Sausage and Bean, respectively, with Superkicks. Captain America covers Bean. ...1 …2 …3.
STRACHON: And in what can only be described as an interesting match, Captain America and the mysterious Tornado walk away victorious.
As Captain America and Tornado exit the ring they are suddenly attacked from behind by Sah’ta Thor and Sujir Thorn. Thor quickly throws Captain America into the steel ring post, while Sujir Irish-whips Tornado into the barricade. Tornado tries to fight back, but Sujir hits him with a high impact clothesline. Meanwhile Thor hits Captain America with a Parasite Eve. The two men, smile and escape through the crowd.
LEGEND: What the hell just happened?
STRACHON: Who the hell knows? That was a weird match, even weirder aftermath.
LEGEND: And we're not going to waist your time going to commercial. Our Champion vs Champion vs Champion match is going to happen right now.
CHARLES: The following match is a nontitle bout and is for one fall...
"Simply the Best" by Tina Turner blares over the PA system as a hot pink light surrounds the arena. Moments later, "Super" Benny Starr struts out as the crowd boo.
CHARLES: Introducing first ...from Hollywood; the Capital of the World ...he is the FWF Hollywood Champion ...”Super” Benny Starr!
STRACHON: They just don't know how to recognize greatness, Legend.
Blood red strobe lights pulse through the arena as Parasite by Disturbed starts to blare from the speakers. The music and the pulsing lights cause the crowd to look up in interest.
CHARLES: And his opponent...
As the opening verse reaches its peak Thor steps from the back wearing a black leather tench coat that has the Empire of Blood skull in gold stitching on the right breast. On the back in maroon letters were the words Empire of Blood. On his hands were a pair of black leather striker gloves. He starts down the ramp towards the ring as he grins widely. On the titantron the Empire of Blood flag waves while Thor slides into the ring and looks up the ramp for a moment.
CHARLES: ...he is the FWF Iron Man Champion ...Sah’ta Thor!
The lights dim in the arena. Cheers from the crowd can be heard and then emerging from the darkness a techno-electric beat starts to play and Beat Goes On starts to play. A lighted panel in the entranceway lights up with the movable image of Jade. She sways her hips to the music as if teasing and taunting the fans.
LEGEND: And out comes our final champion.
The dark screen shows a white laser writing Jade Evans in cursive. The name glows and flips and then shows various pics of Jade throughout her career. Across her pictures there is a ticker tape that runs across, it reads: The Main Attraction, Epitome of Perfection, Diva Of The Decade. A soft purple strobe light pans towards the entranceway to reveal Jade posing with the Hardcore Belt resting on her shoulder and then she walks down confidently to the ring.
CHARLES: And their opponent ...from Hampton Bays, New York ...she is the FWF Hardcore Champion ...Jade Evans!
The lights come up in the arena. She walks up the steps and enters the ring stepping in between the bottom and middle ropes. She walks to the camera slightly taunting the male fans and blows her signature kiss. The referee calls them all to the center of the ring and asks for each champ's belt in turn, taking first the Ironman from Thor, then the Hardcore from Jade, and reaching for the Hollywood but, no! Benny Starr delivers his belt straight into Sah'ta's face instead!
The referee quickly scrambles to get that belt, and the bellman takes that as the signal to ring the bell.
LEGEND: And we're off! The referee unable to disqualify Benny on the grounds that the bell had not yet rung, but it has now!
STRACHON: Psh, you think Benny would be disqualified for that? As if. Benny's way too SUPER for that.
Sah'ta's on the outside, holding his face, while Jade goes to quick work on the disrespectful Starr, kicking him in the gut, backing him up to the ropes and whipping him off-- the irish whip reversed, Jade slides between his legs and makes her feet, but seconds too late as Benny gives her a boot to the midsection. Benny throws her to the corner and whips her towards the opposite, following in to squash the much smaller figure into the turnbuckle, but Jade grabs the top rope and twists in midair, making for a crossbody which is countered by a high dropkick. She rolls on the mat, holding her torso, as Benny makes his feet with a little overconfident time-taking. He spreads his arms wide, then scoops in for a pin. ...1. Jade easily kicks out.
LEGEND: What was Benny thinking? You couldn't put Jade away that quick even without all the time in the world given for her to recuperate.
STRACHON: Benny didn't take his time! He's not being cocky, he's just pressing every advantage by trying for the pin! It's good strategy!
LEGEND: ... well anyway, we're under triple threat rules, so the first man --or woman-- to score a pinfall is the winner here tonight.
Jade rolls toward a corner, Benny following her with a sneer on his face when Sah'ta comes up behind him and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker, picking him up to hit him with another one but Benny blocks, Sah'ta throws him to the corner and right into the boot of the rising Jade. He stumbles back towards the center and Jade grabs him, going for some sort of wheelbarrow maneuver, but Sah'ta locks onto Benny's waist, getting both wrestlers with a huge german suplex at once! Jade flies almost into the far turnbuckle from the force.
LEGEND: Holy crap, did you see that!
STRACHON: Even I gotta admit-- impressive.
Sah'ta goes straight for the cover. ...1 ...2. No, Benny kicks out, just barely. Sah'ta goes to pick him up and gets thumbs to the eye, then a neckbreaker across Starr's back. He goes for a cover. ...1 ...2. Starr kicks out. Sah'ta rises and gains control, sending Benny into the turnbuckle. He stumbles out and straight into a tornado DDT. A brutal uppercut as soon as he rises sends him back into a turnbuckle. Sah'ta pulls him to the top and is interrupted by Jade, who shoots Sah'ta to the ropes just as Benny goes up top, racking Starr and sending Sah'ta into a spinning heel kick.
LEGEND: Sweet double attack there by Jade, can't be sure if it was planned but it came out great for her.
She rushes Sah'ta, who boosts her over his head-- and onto the shoulders of Benny-- coming off with a top rope hurricanrana. Sah'ta throws Jade to the outside and goes for a pin on Benny, but ends in a nearfall. Benny stumbles to the outside, everybody a tad winded at this point. Benny's looking under the apron for something, but Thor sees it and grabs him by the head, pulling him in through the top and middle ropes and hitting a swinging neckbreaker before Starr can untangle his legs from the ropes. The result looks brutal. ...1 ...2. kickout.
STRACHON: Jeez, close call. Why's this ref not calling Sah'ta attacking him in the ropes, huh? C'mon, ref!
Thor is in the process of locking on a guillotine choke, but Jade makes the ring in time to land a low dropkick breaking it up.
LEGEND: And Jade says, you better not forget me yet! I'm still in!
Thor gets up and clotheslines Jade down, getting a quick two, then whipping her off the ropes, countered, Sah'ta with the sunset flip, countered again by Jade with a low dropkick. She scoops up a pin. ...1 ...2. still another kick out.
LEGEND: No, not yet! Lot of quick pins in this match thus far, each competitor looking to end it in their favor before somebody else can.
Thor overpowers her again, whipping her again, but Jade counters, hits the far rope, and comes off with a multi-rotation headscissors. She makes her feet quickly, and goes for a superkick-- but Thor catches her foot, applying an ankle lock! Benny makes the ring again, with a chair in hand, and the referee misses Jade getting to the ropes while he gets the chair off Starr. Thor pulls her back to the middle of the ring, but Jade doesn't have much longer in the throes of the hold before Benny makes the ring and knocks Sah'ta off her. Thor and Starr exchange punches before Sah'ta gets the upper hand, then nails Starr with a heavy roundhouse kick, having to deal with Jade before he can try for a pin, doing a springboard legdrop to the back of his head before he can go anywhere. She rolls Sah'ta out of the ring before he can recover and goes up top--
LEGEND: This is it!
Shooting star press onto Benny! ...1 ...2. Sah'ta slides through the ropes, but not in time. ...3
CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Jade Evans!
Sah'ta, angry at the decision, puts a hand in the middle of the ref's chest, telling the zebra that he counted too fast just because he was tired and wanted it done. Jade yells at Thor, shoving his hand off the ref's chest, and they go face to face in a yelling contest. Thor, deciding he's too honorable for this kind of shoutout crap, steps back, shaking his head, and goes to leave, but gets helped on his way with a dropkick through the ropes by Jade. He grabs his title off the table and climbs onto the apron, swinging at her as she approaches but instead hitting-- Starr, who stepped into his path. Starr goes down holding his head, and Sah'ta comes to his senses, turning to leave with his title. The screen fades out for the moment.
STRACHON: And I’m Sam Strachon.
LEGEND: Up first we have a tag team match between the team Captain America and Tornado and the Breakfast Table are already in the ring.
Tornado and Bean circle each other in the ring. Tornado goes to lock up with Bean, but Bean slips away and takes in Sausage. Sausage slides into the ring. Tornado charges into the ring, but Sausage quickly tags Bean back in. Bean moves toward James, but this time Tornado holds up both his hands. He slowly walks over and tags in Captain America. CA slides into the ring and Bean is quick to tag in Sausage.
STRACHON: What the hell is going on?
LEGEND: Well these are two unusual tag teams.
Captain America walks toward Sausage who runs to tag in Bean who is sitting on the turnbuckle. Bean is tagged in and jumps off the turnbuckle. Captain America is quick to catch him and slam him to the mat. Sausage runs into the ring, but Tornado intercepts him with a Superkick. Sausage rolls out of the ring, and Tornado is quick to follow. Captain America lifts Bean into a spinebuster.
LEGEND: And now we know who’s in the driver’s seat.
STRACHON: Well let’s see if they can finish this match off.
Captain America throws Bean up against the turnbuckle and then suplexes him. Bean tries to get to his feet, but Captain America is quick to hit him in the head with a dropkick. Captain America then lifts Bean up and proceeds to hit him with a DDT. Outside the ring, Tornado throws Sausage into a barricade. Sausage tries to fight back, but Tornado tosses him into the steel ring steps.
STRACHON: Things are getting ugly in there.
Captain America waits for Bean to get to his feet before nailing him with a spear. Bean flounders around the ring and CA gives him a stiff kick to the ribs. Tornado rolls Sausage into the ring before lifting him into a suplex. CA and Tornado stand side by side in the ring. Sausage and Bean are slow to their feet. Tornado and Captain America exchange looks before hitting Sausage and Bean, respectively, with Superkicks. Captain America covers Bean. ...1 …2 …3.
STRACHON: And in what can only be described as an interesting match, Captain America and the mysterious Tornado walk away victorious.
As Captain America and Tornado exit the ring they are suddenly attacked from behind by Sah’ta Thor and Sujir Thorn. Thor quickly throws Captain America into the steel ring post, while Sujir Irish-whips Tornado into the barricade. Tornado tries to fight back, but Sujir hits him with a high impact clothesline. Meanwhile Thor hits Captain America with a Parasite Eve. The two men, smile and escape through the crowd.
LEGEND: What the hell just happened?
STRACHON: Who the hell knows? That was a weird match, even weirder aftermath.
LEGEND: And we're not going to waist your time going to commercial. Our Champion vs Champion vs Champion match is going to happen right now.
CHARLES: The following match is a nontitle bout and is for one fall...
"Simply the Best" by Tina Turner blares over the PA system as a hot pink light surrounds the arena. Moments later, "Super" Benny Starr struts out as the crowd boo.
CHARLES: Introducing first ...from Hollywood; the Capital of the World ...he is the FWF Hollywood Champion ...”Super” Benny Starr!
STRACHON: They just don't know how to recognize greatness, Legend.
Blood red strobe lights pulse through the arena as Parasite by Disturbed starts to blare from the speakers. The music and the pulsing lights cause the crowd to look up in interest.
CHARLES: And his opponent...
As the opening verse reaches its peak Thor steps from the back wearing a black leather tench coat that has the Empire of Blood skull in gold stitching on the right breast. On the back in maroon letters were the words Empire of Blood. On his hands were a pair of black leather striker gloves. He starts down the ramp towards the ring as he grins widely. On the titantron the Empire of Blood flag waves while Thor slides into the ring and looks up the ramp for a moment.
CHARLES: ...he is the FWF Iron Man Champion ...Sah’ta Thor!
The lights dim in the arena. Cheers from the crowd can be heard and then emerging from the darkness a techno-electric beat starts to play and Beat Goes On starts to play. A lighted panel in the entranceway lights up with the movable image of Jade. She sways her hips to the music as if teasing and taunting the fans.
LEGEND: And out comes our final champion.
The dark screen shows a white laser writing Jade Evans in cursive. The name glows and flips and then shows various pics of Jade throughout her career. Across her pictures there is a ticker tape that runs across, it reads: The Main Attraction, Epitome of Perfection, Diva Of The Decade. A soft purple strobe light pans towards the entranceway to reveal Jade posing with the Hardcore Belt resting on her shoulder and then she walks down confidently to the ring.
CHARLES: And their opponent ...from Hampton Bays, New York ...she is the FWF Hardcore Champion ...Jade Evans!
The lights come up in the arena. She walks up the steps and enters the ring stepping in between the bottom and middle ropes. She walks to the camera slightly taunting the male fans and blows her signature kiss. The referee calls them all to the center of the ring and asks for each champ's belt in turn, taking first the Ironman from Thor, then the Hardcore from Jade, and reaching for the Hollywood but, no! Benny Starr delivers his belt straight into Sah'ta's face instead!
The referee quickly scrambles to get that belt, and the bellman takes that as the signal to ring the bell.
LEGEND: And we're off! The referee unable to disqualify Benny on the grounds that the bell had not yet rung, but it has now!
STRACHON: Psh, you think Benny would be disqualified for that? As if. Benny's way too SUPER for that.
Sah'ta's on the outside, holding his face, while Jade goes to quick work on the disrespectful Starr, kicking him in the gut, backing him up to the ropes and whipping him off-- the irish whip reversed, Jade slides between his legs and makes her feet, but seconds too late as Benny gives her a boot to the midsection. Benny throws her to the corner and whips her towards the opposite, following in to squash the much smaller figure into the turnbuckle, but Jade grabs the top rope and twists in midair, making for a crossbody which is countered by a high dropkick. She rolls on the mat, holding her torso, as Benny makes his feet with a little overconfident time-taking. He spreads his arms wide, then scoops in for a pin. ...1. Jade easily kicks out.
LEGEND: What was Benny thinking? You couldn't put Jade away that quick even without all the time in the world given for her to recuperate.
STRACHON: Benny didn't take his time! He's not being cocky, he's just pressing every advantage by trying for the pin! It's good strategy!
LEGEND: ... well anyway, we're under triple threat rules, so the first man --or woman-- to score a pinfall is the winner here tonight.
Jade rolls toward a corner, Benny following her with a sneer on his face when Sah'ta comes up behind him and hits him with a swinging neckbreaker, picking him up to hit him with another one but Benny blocks, Sah'ta throws him to the corner and right into the boot of the rising Jade. He stumbles back towards the center and Jade grabs him, going for some sort of wheelbarrow maneuver, but Sah'ta locks onto Benny's waist, getting both wrestlers with a huge german suplex at once! Jade flies almost into the far turnbuckle from the force.
LEGEND: Holy crap, did you see that!
STRACHON: Even I gotta admit-- impressive.
Sah'ta goes straight for the cover. ...1 ...2. No, Benny kicks out, just barely. Sah'ta goes to pick him up and gets thumbs to the eye, then a neckbreaker across Starr's back. He goes for a cover. ...1 ...2. Starr kicks out. Sah'ta rises and gains control, sending Benny into the turnbuckle. He stumbles out and straight into a tornado DDT. A brutal uppercut as soon as he rises sends him back into a turnbuckle. Sah'ta pulls him to the top and is interrupted by Jade, who shoots Sah'ta to the ropes just as Benny goes up top, racking Starr and sending Sah'ta into a spinning heel kick.
LEGEND: Sweet double attack there by Jade, can't be sure if it was planned but it came out great for her.
She rushes Sah'ta, who boosts her over his head-- and onto the shoulders of Benny-- coming off with a top rope hurricanrana. Sah'ta throws Jade to the outside and goes for a pin on Benny, but ends in a nearfall. Benny stumbles to the outside, everybody a tad winded at this point. Benny's looking under the apron for something, but Thor sees it and grabs him by the head, pulling him in through the top and middle ropes and hitting a swinging neckbreaker before Starr can untangle his legs from the ropes. The result looks brutal. ...1 ...2. kickout.
STRACHON: Jeez, close call. Why's this ref not calling Sah'ta attacking him in the ropes, huh? C'mon, ref!
Thor is in the process of locking on a guillotine choke, but Jade makes the ring in time to land a low dropkick breaking it up.
LEGEND: And Jade says, you better not forget me yet! I'm still in!
Thor gets up and clotheslines Jade down, getting a quick two, then whipping her off the ropes, countered, Sah'ta with the sunset flip, countered again by Jade with a low dropkick. She scoops up a pin. ...1 ...2. still another kick out.
LEGEND: No, not yet! Lot of quick pins in this match thus far, each competitor looking to end it in their favor before somebody else can.
Thor overpowers her again, whipping her again, but Jade counters, hits the far rope, and comes off with a multi-rotation headscissors. She makes her feet quickly, and goes for a superkick-- but Thor catches her foot, applying an ankle lock! Benny makes the ring again, with a chair in hand, and the referee misses Jade getting to the ropes while he gets the chair off Starr. Thor pulls her back to the middle of the ring, but Jade doesn't have much longer in the throes of the hold before Benny makes the ring and knocks Sah'ta off her. Thor and Starr exchange punches before Sah'ta gets the upper hand, then nails Starr with a heavy roundhouse kick, having to deal with Jade before he can try for a pin, doing a springboard legdrop to the back of his head before he can go anywhere. She rolls Sah'ta out of the ring before he can recover and goes up top--
LEGEND: This is it!
Shooting star press onto Benny! ...1 ...2. Sah'ta slides through the ropes, but not in time. ...3
CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Jade Evans!
Sah'ta, angry at the decision, puts a hand in the middle of the ref's chest, telling the zebra that he counted too fast just because he was tired and wanted it done. Jade yells at Thor, shoving his hand off the ref's chest, and they go face to face in a yelling contest. Thor, deciding he's too honorable for this kind of shoutout crap, steps back, shaking his head, and goes to leave, but gets helped on his way with a dropkick through the ropes by Jade. He grabs his title off the table and climbs onto the apron, swinging at her as she approaches but instead hitting-- Starr, who stepped into his path. Starr goes down holding his head, and Sah'ta comes to his senses, turning to leave with his title. The screen fades out for the moment.