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Post by FWF on Apr 12, 2011 17:24:46 GMT -5
The scene opens inside the office of “Commissioner” Joe Stall. He is sat at his desk writing on papers, moments before the show officially begins. Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. Joe lifts his head up and Couch Potato walks in.
STALL: Couchie. What can I do for you?
POTATO: It’s about Vertigo.
STALL: Oh?
POTATO: It’s just… that match wasn’t exactly fair. There were so many people involved, and if it wasn’t for UCW, then I’d still be champion.
STALL: What are you saying?
POTATO: I’m saying, I want a rematch.
PROZAC: You’re not the only one.
Prozac steps into the office.
PROZAC: It’s an unwritten law that when you lose your belt, you get a rematch.
POTATO: Whatever. Don beat you… I beat Don… so, by proxy, I beat you. Which means I’m next in line for the title shot.
PROZAC: Hey, I…
STALL: That’s enough. As the ‘rule’ is unwritten, it doesn’t exist. But luckily for you, I’m feeling generous. So at War Zone 5, it will be Prozac versus Couch Potato versus The Predator for the World Heavyweight Championship.
The scene switches into the arena and the Monday Night Rampage theme tune, “Numb” by Linkin Park begins to play, signalling the start of the show.
LEGEND: Welcome one and all to MNR. I’m Johnny Legend.
STRACHON: And I’m Sam Strachon. Once again, MNR will be the host of a FWF World Heavyweight Championship match.
LEGEND: The Predator was victorious over Couch Potato at Vertigo and they’ll step into the ring once more at War Zone, but will Predator be the champion at that time?
STRACHON: Of course he will. Have you seen his opponent?
LEGEND: His opponent will be Trent Brown in his last ever FWF appearance. It’s do or die.
STRACHON: But before that, we have some tag team action.
LEGEND: Over to you, Phil Charles.
CHARLES: The following match is a tag team match and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first...
Stops and they scream more. After they slowly start to die down the music starts again this time not stopping, Blake hops out onto the stage along with the theme Smooth Criminal by Alien Ant Farm. Snake jumps out, there is only a light glow to light the two, He Runs down the ramp lighting under him stopping the floor lighting up on each step he takes looking like a disco each section and tagging a few hands of the fans. Then Slides into the ring throwing a fist in the air, A bit ecstatic and hyper jumping a bit ready for a fight. Blake slides onto the ramp each section lighting with his weight on it then blacking out as he steps off, she spins around then screams along with the theme song and slides into the ring behind Snake. The two look at each other then at the direction of their opponents for the match.
CHARLES: ...Zodiac!
A hot pink light surrounds the arena as “Simply the Best” by Tina Turner begins to play. Moments later, Christine Marsh and James Bohne enter the arena linking. They split and stand at opposite sides of the stage, raising their belts. Soon after this, Benny Starr steps out with a grimace due his recent loss of the Ironman Title. The three then walk down the ramp and get into the ring. James and Benny ascend the turnbuckles as Christine stands in the middle of the ring with the crowd booing heavily. The music fades and the lights restore to normal.
CHARLES: And their opponents ...accompanied by James Bohne ...one half of the FWF US Tag Team Champions "The Highlander From Hell" Christine Marsh and "Super" Benny Starr ...Better Than Sex!
Legend This matchup is the first time Zodiac has been in tag team action."
STRACHON: And what a team to go up against. Benny Starr and Christine Marsh, there's no chance Zodiac can win.
The match starts out with Blake and Benny in the ring staring at each other looking for an opening. Blake goes left then swerves right connecting a Spinning wheel kick to the left side of Benny's face. As Benny falls to mat Blake goes for the pin.
LEGEND: This match could end right here.
STRACHON: As if. No one pins Benny Starr. He's super.
LEGEND: King of Kings did and The Count did.
STRACHON: Don't remind me.
Christine Marsh comes into the ring and throws Blake off of Benny Starr and begins to land a series of rapid blows to the stomach of her opponent. Blake stumbles back to his corner and tags in Snake.
LEGEND: Blake making a much needed tag.
STRACHON: Not making any difference, the Highlander from Hell can break even the strongest of guys.
As Blake makes tag Benny slides out of the ring leaving Christine in the ring to handle the fresh Snake. Christine who is technically not the legal member of BTS in the ring lays into Snake then slides out of the ring and helps Benny back into the ring.
STRACHON: The legal member of BTS, Benny Starr, being put back into the ring.
LEGEND: He's showing signs of weakness.
STRACHON: He's recovering from his match from Vertigo. What do you expect?
Benny immediately turns around and tags Christine making her the legal combatant. James Bohne also slides into the ring. Snake using the confusion lays James and Christine out with a double clothesline and moves back to take a breather.
LEGEND: Snake capitalizing on the some BTS confusion.
STRACHON: But Benny Starr is still in there. He's beat them both with both hands tied behind his back.
As Snake takes a breather and the referee goes to figure out who is the legal man Benny Starr moves around the ring and gets in Blake's face. The ref turns just in time to see Starr connect a Super Strike on Blake. Immediately the ref signals the end of the match and goes over to tell the Charles the result of the match.
CHARLES: And the winners of this match as a result of a disqualification ...Zodiac!
STRACHON: How dare the referee do that!?
LEGEND: He did the right thing. Benny Starr broke the rules so he should be disqualified.
STRACHON: Screw the rules! He has money!
LEGEND: All the money in the world can't change the decision. You know what Benny Starr did. It's called cheating! Deal with it!
STRACHON: There's one thing I can deal with, though. Predator's in action later tonight. We'll be back after this commercial break.
BTS start to argue with the referee as Blake and Snake head back up the ramp and the scene fades to a commercial break.
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Post by FWF on Apr 12, 2011 17:25:46 GMT -5
STRACHON: Welcome back to Monday Night Rampage.
LEGEND: And what a match we've got now. Three rookies all battling to send a message to someone with authority, be it Joe Stall or Mark Briggs.
STRACHON: After War Zone 5, there will be one of them. Either Stall or Briggs will be fired if their team loses the elusive War Games match.
LEGEND: Anyway, over to Phil Charles.
”Lose my Breathe” takes control of the speakers as the lights dim to a dim purple. Evie emerges from the curtain as the fans start to boo her. She takes no notice of them as she climbs into the ring with a frown on her face, as she wait for her opponent to come down to the ring.
CHARLES: The following contest is a triple threat match. Introducing first ...from Nottingham, England ...Evie Jones!
Flirtin' with Disaster by Molly Hatchet plays and Adam comes out, with his hood covering his face, and “The Judas of FWF” on the Titantron, with Adam giving the Converter to many opponents from the past playing in the background. When in the ring, he takes off his hood, and showing no emotion at all towards the crowd he places his hands on his forehead, making a triangle to signify the top half of the Star of David.
CHARLES: And her opponent ...from Carmel City, Israel …”The Judas of FWF” Adam Belial!
The lights dim down and the song begins. The guitars are heard through the arena. Alex appears on stage with his head down, holding his stainless steel pipe (Celtic). He raises it as pyros erupt around him. He walks slowly to the ring, he slides in and taunts to the cheering crowd. He sits down in the turnbuckle waiting for the action to begin.
CHARLES: And their opponent ...from Toronto Ontario Canada ...Alex Lucifer!
As the match starts Adam and Alex circle each other and Evie stands back to see what happens. The bigger man Alex goes to grab Adam, but Adam slips behind him and hits one punch and one clubbing forearm blow to Alex's back. he goes for another punch, but Alex spins around hitting a hard spinning clothesline taking Adam down.
LEGEND: Adam was the first to strike, but also the first to fall.
Alex goes to grab and pick up Adam, but Adam rolls him up in a small package pin. ...1 ...2. Evie runs over and dropkicks Adam in the back to break the hold.
LEGEND: Evie is getting involved now.
STRACHON: But she's a woman. She shouldn't even be in a ring.
LEGEND: Right now, Sam women are lining up to kick your arse.
STRACHON: At least they're lining up for me.
All three get up and Adam quickly goes to clothesline Evie, but she ducks. Then Alex goes to clothesline her, but she ducks again and Adam gets caught with the attack. Alex then turns around and gets drop kicked in the leg causing him to stagger on one leg for a moment. Evie takes the opening to hit his another leg with a dropkick taking his down to his back.
LEGEND: Evie is playing really smart here, but both men haven't taken much damage this match is far from over.
Both Adam and Alex start getting up at the same time and Evie puts a foot on Alex's back while he's on his hands and he's and jumps off him and catches Adam with a hurricarana and the crowd reacts.
LEGEND: AMAZING!
STRACHON: Not really. She's a woman.
LEGEND: Do you always have to be sexist? Evie's a great performer.
STRACHON: Yes.
Evie is back up as well as Alex, Evie goes for a kick to the midsection but Alex catches her foot and grins. he uses all his strength throwing her foot up making her do a backflip and landing on her face.
LEGEND: That is not what you want, having the biggest guy in the match to be the one stand, that is not what you want at all.
STRACHON: That's right Alex! Show her why this is a man's sport.
Adam is back up and goes right after Alex who punches him. he goes for another punch but Adam blocks it and kicks Alex in the gut then follows up with a knee lift. Alex stumbles backwards and Adam hits a backflip dropkick and lands on his feet. Alex leans against the ropes looking in trouble. Adam stay on the attack hitting a clothesline taking Ale over and out of the ring. Adam taunts and turns around just to get caught getting kicked in the stomach by Evie, she then performs the Tira Smash and quickly pins. ...1...2...3.
CHARLES: Here is your winner ...Evie Jones!
STRACHON: What!? How did she? But she's a she! And she beat a he! Two of them for that matter!
LEGEND: She's impressive, that's what she is.
STRACHON: Oh fine. Well done Evie. And after this commercial break, the one we've all been waiting for. Our main event for the FWF World Heavyweight Championship is next!
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Post by FWF on Apr 12, 2011 17:32:44 GMT -5
LEGEND: Welcome back to Monday Night Rampage. Soon to come… our main event.
STRACHON: The Predator will put his World Heavyweight Championship on the line.
LEGEND: And his opponent, in his last ever match …Trent Brown.
STRACHON: Without further ado… it is now time… for our MAAAAAAAAAAAI…
Suddenly, “Numb” by Linkin Park plays. Wearing black jeans, a black “CJS” t-shirt with matching bandana, Joe Stall enters the arena. He slowly begins to walk down the ramp, slapping the hands of fans as he passes. He then walks up the ring steps and climbs into the ring where he is handed a microphone.
CHARLES: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome …the Commissioner of FWF …Joe Stall!
STALL: Thank you. Now, those of you who were watching Vertigo would have seen that myself and Mark Briggs made a match for FWF War Zone 5. It’ll be my team versus his team in a traditional War Games match.
LEGEND: And who can forget last year’s amazing War Games match?
STRACHON: What happened again?
LEGEND: Erm… Joe’s talking.
STALL: So I thought I’d come out here and run things down for you. I’ve picked all four members of my army. The first member is the FWF Iron Man Champion, King of Kings.
STRACHON: Boo! Hiss!
LEGEND: Calm down.
STALL: Then… we have the FWF Tag Team Champions, Sujir and Astryd Thorn …the Twins.
STRACHON: Meh.
LEGEND: Shh…
STALL: And finally, to round things off, my general… he is the FWF United Kingdom Champion …Matthew “The Raven” Knox!
LEGEND: What an amazing team that is. Four great champions. The DOA’s got his work cut out for him.
STALL: So, here’s what…
Suddenly, the Live-Wire theme music, “Sparkle and Shine” by Econoline Crush plays. Wearing a dark grey suit, minus the tie and an open collared blue shirt, “Director of Authority” Mark Briggs enters the arena with a microphone in his hand.
STRACHON: Now we’re in business.
DOA BRIGGS: Now, listen here, Stall. Y’see, it just doesn’t matter who you pick. So far, I’ve got three of my soldiers and already the odds are stacked in my favour.
LEGEND: This should be interesting. Or predictable, whichever way you look at it.
STRACHON: How do you mean?
LEGEND: It’s pretty obvious who he’s gonna pick.
STALL: Pray tell, Briggs. Who are these ‘soldiers’?
DOA BRIGGS: I’m not going to tell you.
LEGEND: Sigh…
Mark Briggs: No, I don’t need to tell you just yet. But, what I can tell you is that while you may be the Commissioner of FWF, it doesn’t mean you’re in charge. I can make matches just like you. And it just so happens that you have an FWF contract. Therefore next week on Monday Night Rampage it will be “Commissioner” Joe Stall…
STRACHON: Now, this really is getting interesting.
DOA BRIGGS: Versus…
A hot pink light surrounds the arena as “Simply the Best” by Tina Turner plays. The crowd explode into a series of boos. Joe stares intently at the titantron waiting for BTS to make an entrance. Suddenly, Starr, Christine and James Bohne enter the arena from through the crowd. They slide into the ring and immediately begin to attack Joe.
LEGEND: What the…? Better than Sex from out of nowhere.
STRACHON: That’s well good. WELL GOOD!
LEGEND: It’s three on one!
Benny nails the Super Strike. With Joe on the canvas, Benny begins to head to the top rope. James and Christine hold Joe into place as Benny leaps off the top rope, connecting with the Picture Perfect Elbow.
DOA BRIGGS: “Super” Benny Starr, “The Assassin” James Bohne and the “Highlander from Hell” Christine Marsh. That’s right, you’ll be facing Better than Sex in a three on one handicap match!
LEGEND: WHAT!?
STRACHON: And that’s why he’s the man, Legend.
LEGEND: He has just as much control as Joe does, Sam.
STRACHON: Pfft, whatever.
LEGEND: Fans, we’ll get some help for Joe during this commercial break, but don’t go anywhere, the World title is on the line when we return.
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Post by FWF on Apr 12, 2011 17:39:40 GMT -5
STRACHON: Welcome back to Monday Night Rampage. Do you know what time it is, Legend?
LEGEND: Don't tell me, it's...
STRACHON: Yes, it's now time for our MAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN EEEEVVVENT!
LEGEND: Do you ever get tired of that?
STRACHON: Nope. Now let's not waste any more time. Over to Phil Charles.
CHARLES: The following contest is scheduled to one fall and it is for the FWF World Heavyweight Championship. Introducing first....
"Live Until I die" by Clay Walker hits the arena as Trent Brown comes down the ramp with his wife Katherine Brown. While holding his wife's hand with one hand, he slaps a few fans' hands with his other. He gets into the ring and gives his wife as kiss before she steps out and stays at ringside awaiting his opponent.
CHARLES: The challenger, competing in his last ever FWF match, and being accompanied by his wife Katherine Brown ...from Sedila, Missouri ...weighing in at 250 pounds ...Trent Brown!
LEGEND: Trent Brown looks happy.
STRACHON: Of course he's happy. Wouldn't you be if you were married to that woman?
LEGEND: I can see why your wife divorced you now. Ogling other ladies.
STRACHON: I go by "look but don't touch". Now please pipe down and show some respect for his opponent.
LEGEND: Gladly. But I meant that Trent's finally got a shot at the World Heavyweight Title, even if it is in his last match.
STRACHON: Thank Predator for that. He's the one that recommended the match. Now over to Phil Charles again.
CHARLES: And his opponent...
"You Know You're Right" by Nirvana begins to hit the arena's speakers as the packed crowd roar and rise to their feet. With clear confidence in the style of his walk, The Predator proudly makes his way out from behind the curtain. As he makes his way down the aisle, green and gold fireworks go off behind him, forming the shapes of an eagle and a tiger before he pauses and points behind him when, to the amazement of the crowd, a red, white and blue eagle is formed at the top of the ramp by even more fireworks. Kindly acknowledging the excited crowd, The Predator hops into the ring and ascends the turnbuckles, raising the World Heavyweight Championship belt in the air to the joy of the crowd.
CHARLES: ...from The Eyrie, England ...weighing in at 246 pounds ...he is the FWF World Heavyweight Champion ...The Predator!
LEGEND: Another strong reaction for the champion.
STRACHON: What do you expect? He's amazing.
LEGEND: About time you found something that both you and the fans agree with.
Predator steps down from the final corner and walks to the centre of the ring, handing the title belt over to the referee. As the referee holds the belt in the air, Predator and Trent lock eyes. The referee then hands the belt to Phil Charles and the bell rings. The two participants circle around the ring for a moment before Predator heads to the centre and extends his hand. Trent pauses for a moment, deciding whether or not he should shake Predator's hand. He eventually chooses to shake his hand to the delight of the crowd.
LEGEND: A nice show of respect from our champion to the challenger. Predator builds himself on honour and respect.
STRACHON: But it's not the same Predator that made him a Grandslammer and a Hall of Famer.
LEGEND: It made him World Champion at Genesis when he beat Pain in his final match, though.
STRACHON: Speaking of final matches, Legend. This is Trent Brown's last match. We're not going to see his tasty wife again.
LEGEND: Enough of that, let's get back to the match.
As soon as the two men relinquish their handshake, they stand eye to eye again. Predator holds his hands out and motions for Trent to make the first move. After a slight pause, Trent puts Predator in a headlock and takes him down to the mat.
LEGEND: We're only one move into the match and Trent's got Predator right where he wants him. On the mat.
STRACHON: Predator may be on the mat but he's very capable of taking a headlock. Just watch.
With the headlock still applied on him, Predator starts to shudder. He wraps his arms around the waist of Trent and lifts him up enough to hit a weak side-walk slam. Trent releases his grip and gets back to his feet. Predator attempts an Irish whip but Trent reverses it and sends Predator bouncing against the ropes. As Predator rebounds, Trent nails him with a big boot. Predator teeters and tumbles into a corner where Trent hits him with a loud chop. The crowd let out a "woo".
STRACHON: Ouch! That had to sting!
LEGEND: Yeah, and I'm impressed with Trent Brown here. He really wants to beat The Predator and win the title in his last FWF match.
STRACHON: As if that would happen.
LEGEND: You never know. Couch Potato beat X-ecutioner once. And speaking of Couch Potato, he'll be facing off with Predator for the FWF World Heavyweight Championship at War Zone if Predator wins here tonight.
STRACHON: Unfortunately, the odds aren't so good since Prozac is also in there.
Trent Brown goes for another chop but Predator snatches his arm midswing and uses Trent's momentum to switch positions with him. With Trent in the corner and a focused glare in his eyes, Predator begins to unload with a flurry of punches to Trent's midsection. As a winded Trent stumbles forward, Predator kicks him in the stomach and drops him with a Double-Armed DDT.
STRACHON: That's more like it, Pred! Go get him!
LEGEND: You're really into this match aren't you?
STRACHON: Of course, it's a Predator match.
LEGEND: You're not alone, this crowd are on the edge of their seats. If Predator makes the cover, it could be the end.
Predator rolls onto Trent and makes the cover. ...1 ...2. Trent kicks out. Predator rises and applauds as he steps back into a corner and begins to wind his arm, receiving an astonishing roar from the crowd. As soon as Trent is up, Predator charges only for Trent to duck and take Predator down with a bodyslam. He makes the cover. ...1 ...2. Predator kicks out.
LEGEND: Trent almost won that there. I've never seen Trent compete like this. He's giving the champ a run for his money. What if he actually wins it? He'll retire with the belt.
STRACHON: Thing is, he won't. Predator's still recovering from an attack outside a night club over a month ago but he was able to take on the entire wWo at Vertigo and you know what happened there.
Trent tries to lift Predator up but the champion resists and whips Trent out of the ring and onto the announcers' table. As Trent steps back up, Predator climbs to the top turnbuckle and winds his arm. The crowd jump to their feet and roar with anticipation before Predator lunges off the top rope towards Trent. As he nears Trent, Predator is caught by a hand clasping his throat. Trent lifts Predator up but as he sends Predator down, the champion slaps an arm around the head of his challenger sending both men through the table. Katherine looks on in horror.
STRACHON: What the f...
LEGEND: Flaming Nora! That was brutal. No wonder Katherine's in shock.
STRACHON: I'm sure I could make her feel better.
LEGEND: I doubt that. But that's not important right now. In front of us are two men waging battle over the ultimate prize in professional wrestling, the FWF World Heavyweight Championship.
The referee instigates his count. ...1. both men are still down. ...2. they start to budge slightly. ...3. they both begin to claw their way back towards the ring. ...4. Predator tries to push himself up but slumps back down. ...5. Katherine comes over and eases Trent to his feet before helping him towards the ring. ...6. Trent rolls back into the ring but Predator is still on the floor outside.
LEGEND: If Predator's not back in the ring by the count of ten, Trent's won the match!
STRACHON: But Predator remains the champion. Trent Brown can't win the title by count-out.
LEGEND: And I think Katherine's just realised this.
The count continues as Katherine makes her way over to Predator. ...7. She grabs Predator's arm and helps him to his feet. ...8. Predator saunters over to the ring. ...9. Predator rolls into the ring to break the count. Trent Brown walks over as Predator tries to make it to his feet. Trent grabs Predator's arm but Predator reverses this into a Fujiwara Armbar. Trent screams in agony as he vies for the ropes with his free arm. The referee runs over and pays close attention to Trent Brown, expecting him to tap out.
STRACHON: Trent's in serious pain there.
LEGEND: Of course he would be. That's the shoulder he injured in a car crash a few years back.
STRACHON: Isn't that how he met Katherine and became a lucky man?
LEGEND: It is indeed, it was tha...
STRACHON: No one cares, Predator's about to make him tap!
As Trent is on the verge of tapping, he pushes himself once and hastily grasps the rope. Forcing Predator the break the hold. Whilst Trent is favouring his elbow, Predator backs into the corner again and winds the arm up once more. Trent gets to his feet while Predator charges. As he is about to be hit with the Wing Attack, Trent jumps up for the RKO only for Predator to grab and twist his arm and hook him by the head before dropping Trent with an Armbreaker Stunner.
STRACHON: What a move by the World Champion!
LEGEND: It looked like Trent had the Wing Attack scouted but Predator was able to scout the scouting!
STRACHON: This one has got to be over!
LEGEND: Looks like Predator isn't satisfied with the Armbreaker Stunner!
Predator backs into the corner once more and waits for Trent to get to his feet. At the instant Trent recovers, Predator charges once more and smashes Trent down with the Wing Attack and drops on him for the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3. The bell rings.
CHARLES: Here is your winner and still FWF World Heavyweight Champion, The Predator!
STRACHON: He did it! Predator retained!
LEGEND: But Trent Brown did put up a great fight.
STRACHON: But he still lost. Bye bye Trent!
The referee hands Predator the title belt and raises his hand. Predator turns his attention to a downed Trent who is now being tended to by Katherine. He slings the title over his shoulder and begins to applaud his opponent. He then grabs a shocked Trent by the hand and helps him up. He also takes Katherine by the hand and raises both of their arms in the air, receiving a loud cheer from the packed audience.
LEGEND: What a show of respect by Predator. If Predator appreciates Trent and all he has done within FWF, so should you, Sam.
STRACHON: Alright, I will. Kudos to Trent Brown for a fantastic end to his career. He nearly won the World Title and showed how good he can perform. Thank you and goodbye Trent and Katherine Brown. You will be missed.
Predator is still seen with the arms of Trent and Katherine Brown raised as the scene fades to black.
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