12th November 2007

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome to Monday Night Rampage. I’m Johnny Legend.

BRIGGS: And I’m Tom Briggs.

LEGEND: Tonight... three men... three matches... one ring... the first ever Round Robin Challenge.

BRIGGS: Absolutely. Strange things have been happening on MNR for the past few weeks involving Prozac, Trent Brown and the UK champion, Couch Potato.

LEGEND: And how will Jackson feel about this?

BRIGGS: Just two weeks ago, he took out all three of those men.

LEGEND: And just last week, Joe Stall asked him to explain his actions and he said “just watch Jealousy”.

BRIGGS: We have round two of the Round Robin Challenge coming up right now.

Live Until I Die hit’s the PA as Trent Brown comes through the curtain holding hands with his wife, Katherine. As they both make their way down the entrance ramp, Trent slaps hands with the crowd using his free hand, before finally reaching the ring. As Katherine waits at ringside, Trent walks up the steel steps and begins posing on all four turnbuckles.

CHARLES: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is round number two of the Round Robin Competition. Introducing first ...from Sedila, Missouri, accompanied by Katherine Brown …Trent Brown!

The lights then go pretty dim as Fight Like This hits the PA. A spotlight shines down to the middle of the stage, and after a few seconds Prozac walks out and stands in the light. He waits there for a few seconds and looks all over the crowd then stares at the ring. He raises one hand and beats on his chest with the other hand as the lights turn back on to normal. He then starts walking towards the ring, and slides in once he reaches it. He then begins to pose on two opposite turnbuckles, where he gets on the 2nd rope raises one arm and beats his chest with the other one.

CHARLES: And his opponent ...from Cornwall, New York …Prozac!

BRIGGS: I can’t wait to see who will win Couch Potato’s Jamaican Championship.

LEGEND: Will you stop calling it that, already?

BRIGGS: Why should I? You called it the United States Championship when James Bohne held it.

LEGEND: Well Couch Potato probably isn’t even Jamaican, where James was actually from the United States.

The referee motions for the bell, as Prozac and Trent focus on each other’s every movement. They both make their way to the center of the ring, and lock up for a test of strength. The two are evenly matched for some time, but eventually Trent gets the upper hand and sends Prozac to the turnbuckle.

BRIGGS: Trent able to overpower Prozac.

LEGEND: This is one man Prozac can’t force-feed himself to.

BRIGGS: Your med jokes suck.

Trent places his feet on the second rope, and begins punching Prozac in the head repeatedly. After the tenth punch, Trent places his knees on Prozac’s chest, and grabs his head. Trent then falls backwards, launching Prozac across the ring as Trent kicks his legs up. Trent then goes for a quick cover, but Prozac kicks out before a one count.

LEGEND: Trent is showing incredible athleticism in this matchup.

BRIGGS: Of course he is, everybody wants to be representative of the Jamaican Heavyweight Championship.

Trent goes to Prozac, and lifts him up, only to have Prozac poke him in the eyes. Trent stumbles backwards, putting pressure on his eye with both hands, as Prozac runs at him and hits a dropkick to Trent’s chest causing him to fall on his back. Prozac then gets on Trent and begins choking him. The referee tells Prozac to get off of him, who refuses to listen.

LEGEND: Prozac’s going to get himself disqualified!

BRIGGS: I doubt he’s that stupid. Although...

The referee begins counting. ...1 ...2 ...3. Prozac lifts Trent’s head, and slams it hard against the ground. Prozac then gets to his feet and begins stomping at Trent. Prozac then backs off for a few seconds, and goes against the ropes. He then jumps on the ropes and leaps off, attempting a springboard elbow. As Prozac is coming down Trent barely rolls out of the way, causing Prozac to slam his elbow into the mat.

LEGEND: That looked excruciatingly painful.

BRIGGS: Of course it did, his bare elbow was just forced into the mat underneath all his body weight.

Both men are lying on the ground, attempting to get to their feet. Trent crawls to the ropes, as Prozac does the same on the opposing side of the ring. Both men get to their feet at about the same time, and charge at each other both attempting a clothesline. Trent at the last second ducks, causing Prozac to miss his clothesline. Trent quickly turns around, and grabs hold of Prozac‘s back, and pulls him backwards hitting a modified backbreaker. Trent then goes for the cover. ...1 ...2. Prozac kicks out.

LEGEND: A close call, with Trent Brown once again in control.

BRIGGS: I wonder who wears the pants in his family. I’m betting you don’t hear Trent and control in the same sentence very often.

Trent then goes to Prozac and puts him in an armbar. Prozac tries to fight off Trent, but he is unable to right away. After about a fifteen seconds struggle, Prozac is able to grab the bottom rope, and the referee forces Trent off of Prozac.

BRIGGS: I don't know who I want to lose more.

Trent gets up, and sets up for the RKO, awaiting Prozac to stand up. Prozac eventually gets to his feet, with his back facing Trent, who goes for the RKO once Prozac turns around. Prozac sees Trent coming, and is able to push him off.

BRIGGS: Trent just missed the RKO! We almost saw the end of this match.

LEGEND: Prozac was not about to let that happen, there’s too much at stake here.

Trent goes for a clothesline, bur Prozac ducks. Prozac then executes the cheer up. He goes for the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Prozac!

LEGEND: Prozac wins the first match, but who will win the second?

BRIGGS: And who will win between Ross Walker and Oswald Brodd?

LEGEND: We'll find that out in just a moment.

[FWF]

LEGEND: We are back here on Rampage.

BRIGGS: It’s time for the Most Hated Man in Wrestling.

LEGEND: And the number one contender to the Heavyweight World Champion.

The light fades and "The Pursuit of Vikings" starts. As Oswald appears on the stage the light comes back on and smoke starts to cover the stage. Oswald holds his axe up high and roars. He then places the axe in its sheath on his back. As he walks towards the ring, he drinks mjöd from an ox horn. He slowly steps into the ring, and takes his coat and helmet off after which he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and drinks some more mjöd. He then jumps down from the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent.

CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...from Denmark ...weighing in at 275 pounds ...Oswald Brodd!

The arena is suddenly plunged into darkness as the opening notes of Metallica’s “Better Than You” begin playing softly. With each note increasing in volume, a bright white light circles the arena as the opening guitar riff kicks in. As James Hetfield’s voice finally sounds the opening words of the song, the entrance ramp begins filling with smoke. During the momentary lull at the end of the first verse, the smoke stops suddenly. As the song reaches the words “Better Than You” for the first time, fireworks explode from each side of the curtain separating the backstage area from ringside, and “The” Ross Walker finally steps out, to a tumultuous chorus of boos.

LEGEND: This man will step into the ring with Camisado at Black Out.

As he walks down the entrance ramp, the boos intensify and fireworks explode in sync with his walking pace. He steps up onto the ring apron and turns back towards the stage, crossing his arms in an “X” shape as more fireworks explode from each corner of the ring. He spins back towards the ring and jumps up onto the ropes, placing his feet on the middle ropes and making the “X” shape with his arms once more. He takes off his jacket and throws it down to the floor. He then jumps over the ropes and into the ring.

CHARLES: And his opponent, from Newcastle, England ...weighing in at 235 pounds ...“The” Ross Walker!

The bell sounds and the two lock up. Brodd overpowers Ross into the corner. The referee begins to count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4. Brodd releases and Ross slaps him across the face.

LEGEND: Complete show of disrespect from Ross Walker.

BRIGGS: No surprises there then.

Both men circle the ring before going to tie up again, but this time, Ross knees Brodd in the stomach. He then hooks his head. He tries to take Brodd over with a snap suplex, but Brodd resists. Oswald counters, hitting a suplex of his own. Ross gets up and Brodd grabs him before hitting a Danish Uppercut, knocking Ross back into the ropes.

LEGEND: Brodd trying to take an early lead here.

Ross bounces back and Brodd lifts him up before slamming him to the mat with a sidewalk slam. Brodd gets up as the crowd cheer. Ross slowly gets to his feet. Brodd goes for the clothesline from Valhalla, but Ross ducks. Ross then connects with a dropkick, knocking Brodd to the outside.

BRIGGS: The Viking just got sent back to Denmark.

Ross gets out of the ring and immediately begins to stomp away at Brodd. He picks him and rams his head against the steel ring post. He then hits a few knee shots into Brodd's stomach and hooks his arms before draggs him over to the ramp. Ross then nails the Depth Charge onto the metal ramp.

BRIGGS: Oh my God!

LEGEND: That's steel, TB! Oswald Brodd is knocked out.

Ross then grabs Brodd and picks him up. He rolls him into the ring before getting in himself. Ross begins to stomp away at Brodd continuously until the referee pulls him away. He looks down at the unconscious wrestler and calls for the bell before whispering into Phil Charles' ear.

CHARLES: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has declared that Oswald Brodd is unable to continue. Therefore, the winner of the match ..."The" Ross Walker!

LEGEND: Oh, come on! I bet he's so proud of himself.

BRIGGS: It doesn't look like he's finished.

Ross grabs Brodd and picks him up. He hooks both of his arms again. He is about to hit the Depth Charge, when all of a sudden, Camisado runs down the ramp. As he slides into the ring, Ross gets out. The crowd cheer as Camisado helps Brodd.

LEGEND: The Heavyweight World champion has made the save.

BRIGGS: And not a moment too late.

LEGEND: Fans, we're gonna have to take a short break. Don't go anywhere... the round robin challenge will continue... right after this.

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back to MNR.

"Rockstar" by Nickelback plays. After a moment, Katherine Brown enters the arena with the Women's title in her hand. She raises it into the air before walking down the ramp and getting into the ring as the crowd cheer. She is then handed a microphone from a member of ring crew.

CHARLES: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ...the FWF Women's Champion ...Katherine Brown!

BRIGGS: But will she be champ after BlackOut?

KATHERINE: Thank you. I'm sure you all know why I'm out here. I'm here to talk about my match in two weeks time against Alex. We will be facing off in a three stages of hell match for my women's title.

LEGEND: It's sure to be a great match.

KATHERINE: But, Alex. I don't want to wait until BlackOut. I want you to come out here right now and we'll have ourselves a match tonight!

BRIGGS: What? Can she do that?

LEGEND: The challenge has been made. Will Alex come out?

"Don't Damn Me" by Guns N' Roses plays.

LEGEND: That's not the entrance music of Alex.

BRIGGS: No... it's FWF's only Triple Crown champion!

LEGEND: Drop it!

Couch Potato enters the arena as the crowd boo heavily. He walks down the ramp smiling as Katherine looks scared. He gets into the ring and stares at Katherine.

LEGEND: You can't forget their history.

Couch stands, smiling at her. Katherine tries to slap Couch, but Couch grabs her hand. He then pulls Katherine in and begins to stick his tongue down his throat.

BRIGGS: What? Lolz!

LEGEND: That's a married woman!

Suddenly, Trent Brown begins to run down the ramp. He slides into the ring and grabs Couch before throwing him out of the ring. Trent follows Couch and picks him up. He then slams his head against the commentator's desk.

LEGEND: Katherine's husband is taking it to the UK champion.

Trent then Irish-whips Couch into the steel ring steps. Couch gets up and crawls into the ring. Trent follows him in there as a referee begins to come down to the ring. Couch pleads with Trent. Suddenly, Katherine turns Couch around and kicks him in the stomach. She hooks both of his arms and nails the Diamond in the Rough.

BRIGGS: What!?

The referee calls for the bell. Trent waits for Couch to get up. He does so and Trent quickly hits the RKO. He covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Trent Brown!

LEGEND: Trent has won?

BRIGGS: No! That can't be! It's not fair, Legend... they cheated. They attacked him before the match.

LEGEND: That's what you get when you mess with another guy's woman.

BRIGGS: It's Prozac, one... Trent, one... Couch, zero.

LEGEND: Can he pick up a victory? Find out after the break.

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back to Monday Night Rampage.

BRIGGS: Still to come in our main event... the final match in the Round Robin Challenge.

LEGEND: But before all that, Jay-W takes on the World champ.

Four Words(To Choke Upon)" by Bullet For My Valentine hits the P.A. System. The quick, high-pitched intro plays for a few moments before the music becomes significantly stronger. As this begins, several red-orange pyros, similar to the original Monday Night Rampage pyros, fire off in front of the entrance. As the pyros clear, Camisado emerges from behind the entrance.

CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first…

He slowly begins to walk down the entrance ramp, the same-colored pyros following him down either side of the ramp. During this time, orange spotlights aimlessly search the arena. Soon these spotlights find a spot in the dimmed crowd, where the lights combine to spell out "Something That Produces Results." Camisado wastes no time sliding head-first under the bottom rope and into the ring.

CHARLES: From Dayton Ohio… weighing in at 184 pounds… he is the World Heavyweight Champion… Camisado.

LEGEND: Here he is, the man who will defend his title against “The” Ross Walker, Camisado.

BRIGGS: And his opponent, Jay-W, is already in the ring and looks ready to go.

The bell rings and Camisado and Jay-W charge at each other, they lock up, and Camisado quickly gains the upperhand. With a stiff uppercut, Cam sends Jay-W staggering back. Cam quickly drives Jay-W into the turnbuckle with a dropkick. Cam quickly jumps to his feet and runs at the turnbuckle. He jumps onto the turnbuckle and begins driving his fists into Jay-W's face. Pressing his legs against Jay-W's chest, Cam jumps off the turnbuckle and flips Jay-W into the air.

BRIGGS: Did you see that?

LEGEND: Quite a show of athleticism from Camisado.

Cam runs at the downed Jay-W, and quickly hits him with a legdrop. Cam picks Jay-W up and hits him with a quick DDT. Camisado locks in an STF. Cam tightens his hold and tries to force Jay-W to tap out, but Jay-W narrowly manages to reach the ropes. Camisado is forced to release his hold and allow Jay-W to stand. As Jay-W turns around, Camisado hits him with a Caravate suplex. Cam quickly covers. ...1 …2. Jay-W kicks out.

BRIGGS: Jay-W manages to stay alive.

LEGEND: I think it was still a little early to go for a cover there.

BRIGGS: It’s a good thing nobody cares about what you think.

Camisado locks in an armbar, and Jay-W manages to flip out of it. Both men stand, and Jay-W sweeps Cam’s legs out from under him and follows up with an elbow to the back of Camisado’s head. He picks Cam up and goes for a suplex, but Camisado counters with a DDT of his own. He picks Jay-W and goes for a dropkick, but Jay-W knocks his feet out of the way, and Cam lands hard on his back. Jay-W bounces off the ropes to go for a clothesline, but Cam makes it to his feet and hits Jay-W with a dropkick. Jay-W spirals over the ropes, and as he gets up, Cam hits him with a crossbody.

LEGEND: Both men are outside the ring.

BRIGGS: Thank you captain obvious.

Cam picks Jay-W up and drives him headfirst into the barricade. ...1. Cam follows up by tossing Jay-W into the steel steps. ...2 …3. Jay-W tries to make it to his feet, but Camisado dropkicks him into the steel ring post. ...4. Cam picks Jay-W up and tosses him into the ring. Cam slides in after him.

LEGEND: That trip to the outside had to have taken a lot out of Jay-W.

BRIGGS: I think this is the beginning of the end.

Cam picks Jay-W up and hits him with a Caravate suplex before covering. ...1 …2. Jay-W barely manages to kick out. Jay-W tries to make it to his feet, but Cam sends him back down to the mat with a dropkick to his head. Camisado then locks in the Last Resort. He covers. ...1 …2 …3.

LEGEND: What an impressive win by Camisado.

CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Camisado!

Camisado gets on the turnbuckle celebrating. As he does this, Ross Walker is seen running down the ramp. He grabs Camisado and pulls him down from the turnbuckle, forcing him to crash on the mat.

LEGEND: What the...? It's Ross Walker.

Ross snatches Camisado's belt from the referee. He waits for Camisado to get up and when he does, Ross swings the belt, knocking Camisado out. With Camisado lay on the canvas, Ross raises the title into the air as the crowd boo to take MNR out to commercials.

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back to Rampage. It's now time for our main event; the final round in the Round Robin Challenge.

BRIGGS: Couch needs this win to make it a draw.

LEGEND: But if Prozac wins this match, he wins the tournament.

"Don't Damn Me" by Guns N' Roses plays. With the UK title around his waist and Jamaican and US belts over his shoulders, Couch Potato walks out. With the crowd booing, he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.

CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...from Boston, Massachusetts ...FWF's only Triple Crown champion ...Couch Potato!

The lights go pretty dim as the Fight Like This hits the P.A. A spotlight shines down to the middle of the stage, after a few seconds Prozac walks out and stands in the light. He waits there for a few seconds and looks all over the crowd then stares at the ring. He raises one hand and beats on his chest with the other hand as the lights turn back on to normal he then starts walking towards the ring. Prozac slides into the ring and ascends the turnbuckle, where he gets on the second rope raising one arm and beating his chest with the other one.

CHARLES: And his opponent, from Cornwall, New York ...weighing in at 234 pounds ...Prozac!

The bell sounds and the two lock up. Prozac quickly takes Couch into a headlock. Couch pushes Prozac into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline, but Prozac ducks. Prozac bounces back with a jumping shoulder block. He gets up and bounces off the ropes. Couch quickly stands and cuts him off with a Lou Thesz Press.

LEGEND: Lou Thesz press. Could be it.

...1 ...Prozac kicks out. The two get up and Couch bounces off the ropes. He comes back, but is knocked down with a clothesline. Couch gets to his feet and Prozac bounces off the ropes. He goes for a scissors kick, but Couch moves out of the way.

LEGEND: Almost got hit with that one.

Prozac turns around and Couch grabs him by the neck. He is about to hit the chokeslam, but Prozac pushes Couch's arm away, spinning Couch around. Prozac then nails a bulldog. He goes for an elbow drop, but Couch moves out of the way.

BRIGGS: I can't keep up with this.

LEGEND: Back and fourth action by two of the most extroadinary characters on MNR.

As Prozac gets up, Couch grabs him. He lifts him up for the Mashed, but Prozac resists. Prozac then throws Couch over with a big back body drop. Couch gets up, but is knocked back down with a dropkick. He gets up again and runs at Prozac, but Prozac lifts him up and slams him to the mat with a spinebuster. Couch rolls out of the ring.

LEGEND: Spinebuster on the man who forcefully kissed a married woman.

BRIGGS: She wanted it.

LEGEND: Happily married.

BRIGGS: Can't be that happy if she cheated on him.

Couch begins to walk up the ramp after having enough of Prozac. Suddenly, Trent Brown slowly walks out. Couch looks scared in between both wrestlers. He walks back down the ramp.

LEGEND: Well here comes the husband of FWF Women's champion, Katherine Brown.

Trent threatens to hit Couch, and so Couch gets back into the ring. He stares at Trent before turning around where Prozac sets him up for the Med Plant. He hits it and covers. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: The winner of the Round Robin Challenge ...Prozac!

BRIGGS: No!

LEGEND: Two to Prozac, one to Trent and zero to the UK champion, Couch Potato.

Prozac grabs hold of Couch's UK title belt and holds it into the air. Trent gets into the ring and looks at the belt. Prozac turns to him and the two stare down. Couch gets up and snatches the title away. The three men trade glares.

BRIGGS: I don't like the looks of this.

Suddenly, "Numb" by Linkin Park plays. "Commissioner" Joe Stall makes his way out on stage with a microphone.

STALL: Okay, I've had enough of what's going on with you guys. You all want that belt so bad? Here's what I'm going to do. At BlackOut... it's going to be Couch Potato... defending against the winner of the Round Robin Challenge, Prozac!

BRIGGS: What!? We can't have a druggie as champion.

STALL: Versus Trent Brown!

BRIGGS: No! It can't be.

LEGEND: Looks like we have ourselves a triple threat match.

STALL: Versus... the man who won the right to challenge for the title at Jealousy ...Jackson!

LEGEND: Oh my God! A fatal four way!

BRIGGS: This is unbelievable.

LEGEND: Fans, we'll have more on this when we return to you... next week! Goodnight!