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Post by FWF on Apr 11, 2011 14:35:09 GMT -5
LEGEND: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Rampage. I am Johnny Legend.
BRIGGS: And I’m TB, Tom Briggs. You are in for a great night tonight.
LEGEND: Things have been heating up between Trent Brown and Couch Potato. Tonight... they will meet in the ring for the United Kingdom Championship.
BRIGGS: What about our main event, Legend?
LEGEND: That’s right, we have a rematch from last week. “The” Ross Walker will face the man who pinned him just one week ago, Prozac.
BRIGGS: But none of that can compare to our opening match.
“Rockstar” by Nickelback plays. After a moment, Katherine Brown makes her way out. With the crowd cheering, she walks down the ramp slapping the hands of the fans. She then slides into the ring.
CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...from Sedalia, Missouri ...the FWF Women’s champion ...Katherine Brown!
Buttons by Pussycat Dolls begins to play throughout the arena. Suddenly pink lights begin shooting out from the titantron as smoke begins to rise. Alexandra comes through the curtain in her tight black leather pants, and a white tank top, dragging a whip behind her. She makes her way to the ring, and goes in over the second rope slowly, teasing the audience. Once in the ring, she hands the whip to the referee.
CHARLES: And her opponent ...Alex!
The two women glare at one another from across the ring just twitching for the bell to ring, they don't have to wait long. After the bell they waste no time locking up, each trying to overpower the other. Katherine Knees Alex in the gut then begins to club her in the back.
LEGEND: The women's champ taking the early advantage.
After several shots to Alex's back, Alex grabs Katherine's legs and trips her. Alex jumps into amount and begins to hit a flurry of punches to Katherine's face, Katherine is trying to cover up, but is only able to block some of the blows. Alex then starts talking trash to Katherine's face and Katherine uses the opening to push Alex off her.
LEGEND: Alex needs to stay on the attack, she cant stop to trash talk.
BRIGGS: Well trash talking be used as a weapon if used correctly.
Both women get to their feet and Katherine dropkicks Alex in the chest sending back to the ground. They both get up again and Katherine hits another dropkick.
LEGEND: Katherine with momentum.
This time Alex gets up a little slower, but still pretty fast. Katherine goes for a quick clothesline, but Alex ducks. Katherine turns back around and get kicked in the mid section. Alex hooks the head and plants her in the ground with a DDT.
BRIGGS: Wow huge DDT!
Alex covers. ...1 ...2. Katherine kicks out.
BRIGGS: Almost!
LEGEND: The champ refuses to stay down.
Alex gets to her feet looking a little annoyed. She begins to kick Brown in the gut while she is still down. Alex lifts Katherine by the head to her feet and hits a scoop slam. She covers again. ...1 ...2. Katherine kicks out.
BRIGGS: Alex is starting to get annoyed.
LEGEND: She hit two good moves, if she stays focused and keeps hitting moves like that she can win this.
Alex gets back up looking angry, she bends down, and grabs Brown by the head and goes to lift her again. Katherine begins to fight back. She gives Alex a few shots to the face before bouncing off the ropes. She goes for the Clothesline from Hell, but Alex ducks and rolls Brown up. ...1 ...2 ...3.
LEGEND: Alex with the sneak attack!
CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Alex!
Both women get up and stare at each other as the referee hands Brown her title. Brown holds it up and Alex gets in her face. Alex then slaps Brown. Brown stumbles back. She drops her title before spearing Alex. The two begin to brawl until the referee splits them up.
BRIGGS: I love a bit of girl on girl action.
LEGEND: Can you believe these two are gonna meet at Black Out?
Suddenly, “Numb” by Linkin Park plays. With a microphone in hand, Joe Stall enters the arena. Alex and Brown stop and look at him, waiting to see what he has to say.
STALL: Stop that. Now... I understand that you are unhappy about losing... and you may think that it was a fluke win.
BRIGGS: I do.
STALL: November 24th, FWF presents Black Out ’07. Alex, you won a number one contender’s match for the women’s championship, and so you earned the right to face Katherine Brown at Black Out.
LEGEND: And what a great match it’s going to be.
STALL: But... this time, there will be no fluke wins. There will be a clear winner because the only way to win is by getting two clear falls. We are gonna have ourselves a 3 stages of hell!
BRIGGS: Wow!
STALL: The first match will be wrestled under standard rules. In match two, we will take down the ropes... and we will replace them with razor wire.
BRIGGS: Oh my God!
LEGEND: Shades of WarZoneIII, TB.
STALL: And should you both make it past that, then we will lower down... a fifteen foot high steel cage!
BRIGGS: Oh my God!
LEGEND: What a huge announcement.
BRIGGS: And what a pay-per-view Black Out is shaping up to be.
LEGEND: Not only that great women’s match, but in our main event, Camisado and Ross Walker will go one on one for the Heavyweight World Championship.
BRIGGS: Fans, we’re gonna have to take a short break now.
LEGEND: Don’t go anywhere. More great action... when we return.
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Post by FWF on Apr 11, 2011 14:35:33 GMT -5
LEGEND: And we are back on Rampage
The arena turns black while the intro to "We Ain't" by The Game hits. As soon as the bass hits blue and white light flashes all over the arena. Jay-W walks out on the entrance ramp stopping breafly before raising his arms followed by three pumps which each time sets of fireworks. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring.
CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...from Esbjerg, Denmark ...weighing in at 264 pounds ...Jay-W!
The light fades and The Pursuit of Vikings starts. As Oswald appears on the stage the light comes back on and smoke starts to cover the stage. Oswald holds his axe up high and roars. He then places the axe in its sheath on his back. As he walks towards the ring, he drinks mjöd from an ox horn. He slowly steps into the ring, and takes his coat and helmet off after which he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and drink some more mjöd. He then jumps down from the turnbuckle and wait for his opponent.
CHARLES: And his opponent, from Denmark ...weighing in at 275 pounds ...Oswald Brodd!
BRIGGS: It's the battle of the Danes!
The bell sounds and straight away, Jay-W attacks Brodd and takes him down to the mat. Jay picks him up and Irish-whips him, but Brodd counters and throws Jay into the ropes. He bounces back and Brodd lifts him up before slamming him to the mat with a spinebuster.
LEGEND: Spinebuster by the man who, in my mind, should be the Heavyweight World Champion right now.
Jay slowly gets up and Brodd lifts him up into the fireman's carry. He then falls back with the Danish Drop. He covers. ...1 ...2 ...Jay kicks out. Brodd grabs hold of him and begins to pick him up, but Jay counters, hitting Brodd with a Jawbreaker.
BRIGGS: He's found an opening.
Jay goes for a hard right hand, but Brodd ducks and bounces off the ropes. As he comes back, he connects with the Clothesline from Valhalla. Brodd covers, hooking Jay's leg. ...1 ...2 ...3.
CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Oswald Brodd!
LEGEND: That impressive win outta balance out for his loss to Jackson last week.
Jay-W gets out of the ring and heads backstage. The crowd cheer for Brodd as he walks to the back too.
LEGEND: The Heavyweight World Champion is in action next. His opponent, former FWF Television Champion, Brody “The Bull” Armstrong.
Sounds of engines revving roar out over the arena as the lights dim and red lights strobe in the entryway. The drums roll and the guitars of "Almost Gone" by Mushroomhead drive on as Brody steps out onto the entryway to thunderous applause and bursts of pyrotechnics. He stops at the top of the ramp and raises his right fist. Brody then runs briskly to the ring, sliding under the bottom rope then popping up to his feet. He spins quickly then climbs the nearest turnbuckle and throws up his fist again.
CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...from Chicago, Illinois ...weighing in at 245 pounds ...Brody “The Bull” Armstrong!
"Wake Up" by Lostprophets hits the P.A. System. Orange spotlights aimlessly search the arena, soon making their way to the wall opposite the entrance. They go up the wall and form letters, spelling out "Something That Produces Results". After the main guitar riff at the beginning ends, Camisado jumps out from behind the entrance as seventeen orange pyros shoot off from behind him. During the first verse, Camisado jogs down the entrance ramp, though only moving an inch or so with each step, moving along with the beat. As he walks down, more orange pyros on each side of the ramp shoot off, simultaneous with his steps.
CHARLES: And his opponent...
He then circles the ring, more pyros still following him. As the main chorus comes on, he makes his way around to the front of the ring, closest to the ramp. He slides into the ring and begins running back and forth, bouncing off the ropes. During the rest of the song, he pulls himself up to two opposite turnbuckles and grins out towards the crowd, mouthing various lines to the crowd's approval on his way back to the ring floor.
CHARLES: Now residing in Dayton, Ohio ...weighing in at 184 pounds ...he is the FWF Heavyweight World champion ...Camisado!
The bell sounds and the two lock up, but Camisado immediately circles around Brody, getting him in a half-nelson. He then takes him down with a half-nelson pin. ...1 ...2. Brody kicks out and gets up. He goes for a clothesline, but Camisado ducks, hooking him as he goes before taking him to the mat with a backslide pin. ...1 ...2. Brody kicks out.
LEGEND: Consecutive pins by the New Cancer.
Brody gets up again as Camisado bounces off the ropes. Camisado comes back with a running cross body, taking Brody down for the cover again. ...1 ...2. Brody kicks out.
LEGEND: That’s the speed of Camisado.
As Brody gets up again, Camisado bounces off the ropes. He comes back, but Brody is able to hit a quick chokeslam to counter. Camisado gets up and Brody grabs him. Armstrong then nails a Northern Lights Suplex. ...1 ...2 ...Camisado kicks out.
LEGEND: Camisado avoids being pinned, but will that be the case at Black Out?
BRIGGS: Y’know something, Legend? As much as I don’t like the guy, I think I’m going to predict Ross to win.
LEGEND: How come?
BRIGGS: He’s really hungry now. I think he’ll be willing to do anything to get that belt.
As Camisado is getting up, Brody grabs him from behind. He tries to hit the Wrecking Ball, but Camisado lands on his feet. From here, he is able to plant Brody’s head into the mat with a bulldog.
LEGEND: Great move by the World Champion.
Camisado climbs to the top rope. As he does, Brody gets to his feet. Camisado jumps off with a flying lariat, but Brody ducks it. Camisado turns around where he is met with a shuffle side kick from Armstrong. He covers. ...1 ...2. Camisado kicks out.
LEGEND: What a back and forth match between two fan favourites.
Brody picks Camisado up and Irish-whips him. He bounces back and Brody lifts him in the air before slamming him to the mat with a spinebuster. Brody then begins to climb the turnbuckles. He reaches the top rope and looks out at the crowd.
BRIGGS: This could be deadly.
He jumps off, going for the double knee stomp, but Camisado moves out of the way and Brody hits the canvas. Camisado uses this to his advantage by locking in the Last Resort. After a moment, Brody taps out.
CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Camisado!
BRIGGS: What a victory for Camisado. He’s on fire.
LEGEND: The UK title will be on the line... right after this.
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Post by FWF on Apr 11, 2011 14:35:55 GMT -5
LEGEND: Welcome back to MNR.
BRIGGS: It’s been a great night so far, Legend... but it’s not over yet.
LEGEND: That’s right. We still have our main event to come. But before all that, we have a title match.
BRIGGS: Over to Phil Charles.
CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for the Fantasy Wrestling Federation United Kingdom Championship and will be wrestled under a duration of five, three minute rounds. Two falls... two submissions... or a knockout will decide the winner. Introducing first...
“Don’t Damn Me” by Guns N’ Roses begins to play. After a while, Couch Potato enters the arena. The crowd boo as he walks down the ramp with two belts over his shoulders and one around his waist. He then gets into the ring.
CHARLES: From Boston, Massachusetts ...weighing in at 200 pounds ...self-proclaimed FWF’s only Triple Crown Champion ...Couch Potato!
"Rockstar" by Nickelback plays. After a moment, Trent Brown enters the arena. With the crowd cheering, he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.
CHARLES: And his opponent ...weighing in at 245 pounds ...Trent Brown!
BRIGGS: It’s been a while since we’ve had a British Rules match, Legend.
CHARLES: Seconds away... round one.
The bell sounds. The two go to lock up, but Couch kicks Trent in the stomach. He Irish-whips him, but Trent counters and throws Couch into the ropes. Couch bounces back where he is knocked down with a clothesline.
LEGEND: Clothesline by the number one contender.
Couch gets up, but is knocked back down with another clothesline. He gets up again and Trent goes for a clothesline, but Couch ducks. Trent turns around and Couch kicks him before hooking his head. Couch tries to lift Trent into a suplex, but Brown counters with a small package. ...1 ...2 ...3. The bell sounds.
CHARLES: One minute and two seconds into the first round, the first fall goes to Trent Brown.
LEGEND: Couch looks furious. One fall already. Trent could get an upset here.
BRIGGS: No one can get an upset on Couch... he’s the king of upset victories.
CHARLES: Seconds away... round two.
The two men come out of the corners. Before the referee has chance to call for the bell, Couch Potato hits Brown with a shining wizard.
LEGEND: Aww, come on... the round hasn’t even started yet.
CHARLES: Couch Potato has received his first public warning.
BRIGGS: What!? That’s not fair.
LEGEND: Fans, for those of you who are unfamiliar with British Rules Wrestling, there are two public warnings which can lead to a disqualification.
BRIGGS: And unlike other titles, the belt can change hands on a DQ.
The bell sounds and Couch picks Trent up before hooking his head. He then takes him over with a suplex. Keeping hold of the head, he pulls Trent to his feet and hits another suplex. He gets up again. He then executes a third suplex before covering. ...1 ...2. Trent kicks out.
LEGEND: Trent Brown is still in this thing.
As Trent is getting up, Couch hooks his head again. He then spins Trent round before nailing a neckbreaker. He covers. ...1 ...2. Trent kicks out.
BRIGGS: Just stay down, Trent. You can’t beat the Triple Crown Champion.
LEGEND: He’s not a triple crown champion. He made it up.
BRIGGS: No... he was in a match for the UK title... and he beat James for the US title.
LEGEND: Then where the hell did the Jamaican title come from? It’s just ridiculous.
BRIGGS: Don’t mock Couch’s Jamaican heritage.
Couch waits for Trent to get up. In doing so, Couch goes for the Lazy-boi, but Trent moves out of the way. He then grabs Couch Potato and takes him to the mat with a crossface.
LEGEND: Crossface locked in.
Couch reaches out frantically. He tries to grab the bottom rope, but he is too far away to reach it. Trent pulls back harder, applying more pressure. The bell sounds, signalling the end of the second round and Trent is forced to release.
BRIGGS: Did he get it?
LEGEND: I don’t think he did.
BRIGGS: Remember what happened last week, Legend?
LEGEND: How can I forget? Prozac interjected himself into their brawl after a hard fought match with Ross Walker.
BRIGGS: Then Jackson came down to the ring and took all three men out.
CHARLES: Seconds away... round three.
The bell sounds and Trent runs at Couch with a clothesline, but Couch ducks. Couch then grabs Trent and throws him to the outside.
CHARLES: Couch Potato has received his second and final public warning.
LEGEND: Back in the day, throwing someone over the top rope would be an immediate disqualification.
Couch gets out of the ring too. He grabs Trent and Irish-whips him straight into the ring post. Trent can barely stand. Couch grabs him and bangs his head against the steel ring steps. He then rolls Trent in before climbing back into the ring himself.
BRIGGS: I think Trent is knocked out, Legend.
Couch picks Trent up and smiles. He then bounces off the ropes and comes back, hitting the Lazy-boi, knocking Trent out completely. Couch is about to pick him up, but the referee pushes him back. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4 ...5 ...6 ...7 ...8 ...9 ...10.
CHARLES: After one minute and twenty five seconds of round three, the one and only knockout required goes to Couch Potato. Therefore, the winner of the match ...and still FWF UK Champion ...Couch Potato.
LEGEND: Look at him. He looks so pleased with himself.
BRIGGS: I would be too. He just retained the belt.
Couch picks Trent up. He is about to hit the Lazy-boi again, when all of a sudden, Prozac runs down the ramp. As he gets into the ring, Couch gets out. Grabbing his belts, he flees up the ramp. The scene fades out to a commercial break.
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Post by FWF on Apr 11, 2011 14:36:15 GMT -5
Coming back from the break, the scene opens in Joe Stall’s office. He is sat down at his desk with a phone in his hand.
STALL: That’s right, Briggs. I’d like to see Live-Wire top that.
DOA BRIGGS: So who’s going to be in this Round Robin Challenge then?
STALL: Well, after what we’ve just seen... Trent Brown ...the UK Champion, Couch Potato ...and Prozac. Next week.
DOA BRIGGS: Well, I don’t c...
Joe hangs up on the Live-Wire DOA. There is then a knock on the door. After a moment, Jackson walks into the office.
JACKSON: Mr. Stall. You wanted to see me?
STALL: Damn right, I do. What was that about last week?
JACKSON: Why whatever do you mean?
STALL: Don’t try that sarcasm here. You attacked Trent Brown, Couch Potato and Prozac. Explain yourself.
JACKSON: They all have something in common. They’re all going after the UK title.
Joe Stall: And what’s that got to do with you?
Jackson: Watch Jealousy 4... that’ll answer your question.
Jackson leaves the office and the scene switches back into the arena where Prozac is stood in the ring.
BRIGGS: The first ever Round Robin Challenge... next week on MNR?
LEGEND: I can’t wait for that.
CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Currently in the ring ...from Cornwall, New York ...weighing in at 234 pounds ...Prozac!
The arena is suddenly plunged into darkness as the opening notes of Metallica’s “Better Than You” begin playing softly. With each note increasing in volume, a bright white light circles the arena as the opening guitar riff kicks in. As James Hetfield’s voice finally sounds the opening words of the song, the entrance ramp begins filling with smoke. During the momentary lull at the end of the first verse, the smoke stops suddenly. As the song reaches the words “Better Than You” for the first time, fireworks explode from each side of the curtain separating the backstage area from ringside, and “The” Ross Walker finally steps out, to a tumultuous chorus of boos.
CHARLES: And his opponent...
As he walks down the entrance ramp, the boos intensify and fireworks explode in sync with his walking pace. He steps up onto the ring apron and turns back towards the stage, crossing his arms in an “X” shape as more fireworks explode from each corner of the ring. He spins back towards the ring and jumps up onto the ropes, placing his feet on the middle ropes and making the “X” shape with his arms once more. He takes off his jacket and throws it down to the floor. He then jumps over the ropes and into the ring.
CHARLES: From Newcastle, England ...weighing in at 235 pounds ...“The” Ross Walker!
The bell sounds and the two lock up. They both fight for control, pushing each other back until finally, Prozac gets Ross in the corner. The referee begins to count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4. Prozac releases.
LEGEND: Nice clean break from Prozac.
BRIGGS: Prozac’s never clean... damn junkie.
The two men circle the ring before locking up again. Once again, they fight for control and this time, Ross gets Prozac into the corner. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4. Ross releases as if going for a clean break, but then slaps Prozac across the face.
LEGEND: And that’s why he truly is the most hated man in wrestling.
Ross Irish-whips Prozac into the opposite corner. He then charges at him with a High Knee, but Prozac moves out of the way. Ross stumbles back and Prozac grabs him from behind before hitting a back suplex. Ross gets up and Prozac hooks his head and leg. He then nails the swinging Fisherman Neckbreaker.
LEGEND: What a great move.
Prozac covers. ...1 ...2. Ross kicks out. Prozac waits for Ross to get up. In doing so, he bounces off the ropes. He comes back, but Ross lifts him up with a flapjack and drops him neck first on the top rope.
LEGEND: Oh my God!
BRIGGS: Prozac has just been hanged.
Prozac stumbles back into Ross, who gets him into a full nelson. After a moment, Ross lifts Prozac up and throws him to the mat with a Full Nelson Slam. Ross covers. ...1 ...2. Prozac kicks out. Ross picks him up and kicks him in the gut.
LEGEND: He could be going for the Depth charge here! Prozac is doubled over!
Ross grabs Prozac and hooks his arms, signalling for the Depth Charge. Prozac drops to his knees, stopping Ross from executing the move. He then rolls out of the way and gets to his feet.
BRIGGS: Prozac just had a lucky escape there!
LEGEND: If Ross Walker had hit that Depth Charge, it would have been all over!
Prozac bounces off the ropes and attempts a clothesline, but Ross ducks, and hits him with a neckbreaker. He then signals for the top rope, and begins to climb it. As he reaches the top, Prozac begins to stir, but Ross doesn't notice.
LEGEND: What could Ross be going for here?
BRIGGS: We don't usually see Ross going to the top, but there's no doubt he can fly when he wants to!
Ross jumps off, attempting his signature shooting star press, the Fog On The Tyne, but Prozac rolls out of the way, leaving Ross to land face first on the mat. Prozac then jumps on Ross and rolls him up. 1... 2...
BRIGGS: For the second week in a row, Rob Prozac could get the lucky pin here!
Ross kicks out just before the referee makes the third count. Both men slowly get to their feet, and Ross swings a wild punch. Prozac ducks and nails the Med Plant. He makes the cover. 1... 2... 3!
LEGEND: Oh my God! Two weeks in a row, Rob Prozac has pinned the number one contender!
BRIGGS: What a match!
LEGEND: And what a way to end the show. Folks, that's all we have time for on this edition of Monday Night Rampage. I'm Johnny Legend...
BRIGGS: And I'm Tom Briggs.
LEGEND: And we'll see you right here, next week!
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