22nd October 2007

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome to Monday Night Rampage. I’m Johnny Legend here with TB, Tom Briggs. I know we say this every week... but what a night we are in for.

BRIGGS: Absolutely. There will be some amazing matches tonight, including out main event.

LEGEND: That’s right. This is the first MNR since Collision, and the NEW Heavyweight World champion, Camisado is in action as he faces off against a now unmasked Phantom.

BRIGGS: The... Breakfast Table... will defend their Tag Team titles against the Twins.

LEGEND: All this and more. This is FWF: The New Direction. Let’s take it to Phil Charles for our opening contest.

CHARLES: The next match is a singles match to decide the number one contender for the Women's championship. Introducing first ...from Hollywood, Florida ...weighing in at 140 pounds ...Alex!

"Buttons" by Pussycat Dolls begins to play throughout the arena. Suddenly pink lights begin shooting out from the titantron as smoke begins to rise. Alexandra comes through the curtain in her tight black leather pants, and a white tank top, dragging a whip behind her. She makes her way to the ring, and goes in over the second rope slowly, teasing the audience. Once in the ring, she hands the whip to the referee.

CHARLES: And her opponent ...from Las Vegas, Nevada ...weighing in at 140 pounds ...Velvet Grey!

She is my Sin by Nightwish starts to starts to faintly play as Velvet comes to the top of the ramp. The volume of the music increases as she sways down the ramp a smile on her face. Once at the ring she does the Melina splits and slides into the ring. Once in the ring she dances as if on pole a moment before stop with a blow kiss back up the ramp as she waits for her opponent to arrive.

LEGEND: Let's get things started.

The bell rings. Velvet automatically taunts Alex waving her hands at her to bring it on. Alex rushes attempting a quick clothesline but Velvet ducks and trips Alex face first into the mat. Velvet now taunts and Alex silently crawls to her feet. As Velvet attempts to get the crowd hyped up, Alex whacks the unsuspecting Grey across the back of the head with a double axe handle knocking the confidence out of Velvet.

LEGEND: Too much showing off cost her.

Alex lifts Velvet to her feet. Alex shuffles behind Nadia and grips her tightly to deliver a back beaker, the crowd can her back pop with that move. Alex covers. ...1 ...Velvet kicks out. Alex mounts Velvet and begins to rain down punches at her head.

BRIGGS: I love when women mount each other.

LEGEND: Please stay focused

After several hard fists Alex tried to pin again. ...1. Velvet kicks out. Alex stands up and Velvet attempts to do the same, but Alex kicks her in the gut knocking her right onto her back again. Again Velvet goes to get up and again Alex kicks her down again.

LEGEND: This new comer is relentless

Alex begins waving her arms and yelling for velvet to get up, once she does Alex gets behind her and nails The Alex Maneuver. She covers ...1...2...3.

CHARLES: Here is your winner ...Alex!

LEGEND: Well, folks, coming up next, one lucky fan in this audience will receive a free Heavyweight World title replica.

BRIGGS: And it will be signed by the most hated man in wrestling, Ross Walker.

LEGEND: Lucky, lucky guy.

The arena is suddenly plunged into darkness as the opening notes of Metallica’s “Better Than You” begin playing softly. With each note increasing in volume, a bright white light circles the arena as the opening guitar riff kicks in. As James Hetfield’s voice finally sounds the opening words of the song, the entrance ramp begins filling with smoke. During the momentary lull at the end of the first verse, the smoke stops suddenly. As the song reaches the words “Better Than You” for the first time, fireworks explode from each side of the curtain separating the backstage area from ringside, and “The” Ross Walker finally steps out wearing a Heavyweight World title replica, to a tumultuous chorus of boos.

CHARLES: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome ...“The” Ross Walker

As he walks down the entrance ramp, the boos intensify and fireworks explode in sync with his walking pace. He steps up onto the ring apron and turns back towards the stage, crossing his arms in an “X” shape as more fireworks explode from each corner of the ring. He spins back towards the ring and jumps up onto the ropes, placing his feet on the middle ropes and making the “X” shape with his arms once more. He then grabs a microphone.

WALKER: First thing is first! What happened at Collision was the biggest travesty in wrestling history. For those of you who don’t know what happened, take a look at this.

A video package airs. It shows FWF Nightmare, where Ross stole the belt during the main event. It then goes on to Camisado joining MNR. It shows the announcement of the match between Ross and Camisado at Collision: Lost Heroes vs Next Generation. It then goes on to play highlights from the All or Nothing match in which Camisado was victorious. Cutting back into the arena, the crowd are cheering.

BRIGGS: There you have it.

LEGEND: Many congratulations to Camisado on his win.

Ross Walker: Oh, you’re happy about that are you?

BRIGGS: I know I am.

LEGEND: I know we’re not supposed to show bias, but Ross did absolutely nothing to deserve that belt.

WALKER: Let me assure you. He only won that match because my team let me down. It was nothing but a fluke. I’ve beaten him before and I can do it again.

LEGEND: Ross beat Cam a few months ago at J4, TB.

WALKER: With that said... next month... Saturday the __ of November... Fantasy Wrestling Federation presents... Black Out ‘07.

LEGEND: The return of Black Out.

BRIGGS: And who can forget the Black Out debut last year? That main event of Ross versus Dan “Dragon” Taylor.

WALKER: And I’ve just come from Joe Stall’s office and it’s official. It will be “The” Ross Walker against Camisado... for the Heavyweight Championship of the World.

BRIGGS: Whoa.

LEGEND: One on one, this time, Briggs.

BRIGGS: I know, Legend. I can hardly wait.

WALKER: And now onto the reason I’m out here. In order to get that match, Stall has ordered me to host a prize-giving of sorts. One of you undeserving nobodies will get your fifteen seconds of fame when you step into the ring and take this...

Ross begins to untie the replica from his waist. He holds it into the air as the crowd boo. He then takes a black marker pen out of his jeans pocket. He takes off the lid and signs his name on the belt. He then tosses the pen to one side and picks up the microphone, placing the belt over his shoulder.

BRIGGS: That’s the only way Ross is gonna have his name on a title.

LEGEND: Lolz.

BRIGGS: Hey!

WALKER: The only question is... which one of you people should get it?

Ross begins to look around at the FWF fans in the arena, each one pointing to themselves and screaming “me”. One person catches Ross’ eye. It’s a little boy with blonde hair. Ross smiles. He then points towards to kid.

WALKER: You!

The boy’s face lights up. He slowly scrambles over the safety barrier. He climbs up the ring steps and climbs into the ring over the bottom rope. He goes to grab the belt, but Ross pulls it back.

WALKER: Hang on. I wanna ask you a few questions first.

BRIGGS: That was like taking candy from a baby.

WALKER: What’s your name and where do you come from?

JOSHUA: My name’s Joshua and I’m from right here in LA.

With that the crowd burst into a series of cheers. Ross gestures with his hand for them to quiet down.

WALKER: And how old are you, Joshua?

JOSHUA: Ten.

WALKER: And you want this belt, right? You think that you of all people deserve to wear this thing? This may be a replica, but even so, you don’t have the right to wear it. I think I’m going to keep hold of this title because I am the true Heavyweight World champion.

BRIGGS: What!?

LEGEND: He can’t do that! He promised the kid a belt.

The child begins to get upset as Ross laughs. The crowd begin to boo heavily as Ross laughs at the crying child. Ross then starts to get annoyed. He tries telling the kid to shut up, but he keeps crying. Ross slaps Joshua across the face.

LEGEND: Oh my God! He hit a fan, TB! He hit a God damn fan!

BRIGGS: He’s ten years old! He can’t do that.

An “arsehole” chant starts as Ross raises the title into the air, looking at the kid that’s holding his face. Suddenly, Ross kicks Joshua in the stomach and hooks both of his arms.

LEGEND: No! Not this! Ross, you piece of shit, let him go!

The crowd begin to cheer as Camisado begins to run out down the ramp. Ross lets go as the child as Cam slides into the ring. Ross quickly begins to stomp away at him. He picks him up and Irish-whips him. Cam comes back and Ross lifts him up, but Cam counters, executing a tilt-a-whirl headscissors. Ross rolls out of the ring.

LEGEND: It’s the Heavyweight World champion!

BRIGGS: You know something... Camisado may have just saved that little boy’s life.

Ross reaches into the ring. He grabs his replica and pulls it out before Camisado has a chance to get him. Cam begins to help Joshua as Ross walks up the ramp staring at him.

LEGEND: Can you believe the audacity of that man right there, TB?

BRIGGS: There’s a reason he’s called the Most Hated Man in Wrestling.

LEGEND: We’re gonna have to take a short break. Don’t go anywhere, an amazing match to come... right after this!

[FWF]

Coming back from the commercial break, the scene opens in the locker room of Katherine Brown. With a bandage over her head, she looks down at her Women’s title. After a moment, her husband, Trent Brown, walks into the room and gives her a hug.

TRENT: Hey, honey.

Looking somewhat upset, Katherine nods her head. Trent looks concerned. He grabs her face and turns it towards him.

TRENT: What’s wrong?

KATHERINE: It’s just... my head still hurts from Couch Potato turning on me at Collision.

TRENT: Couch... Wait ‘til I get my hands on him.

KATHERINE: No, Trent... don’t. You had your match with him a couple of weeks ago on MNR.

TRENT: Exactly. That match was between me and him and he got you involved.

KATHERINE: He’s been after me for some time.

TRENT: That’s it. I’m going straight to Joe Stall’s office. If he doesn’t give me a match with Couch, then I’m going to take it into my own hands.

The light fades and The Pursuit of Vikings starts. As Oswald appears on the stage the light comes back on and smoke starts to cover the stage. Oswald holds his axe up high and roars. He then places the axe in its sheath on his back. As he walks towards the ring, he drinks mjöd from an ox horn. He slowly steps into the ring, and takes his coat and helmet off after which he climbs the nearest turnbuckle and drinks some more mjöd. He then jumps down from the turnbuckle and waits for his opponent.

CHARLES: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first ...from Denmark ...weighing 275 pounds ...Oswald Brodd!

The lights in the arena fade out abruptly as a steady bass throb begins, growing in volume, sounding much like a heartbeat. A series of gunshots shatter the silence, followed by a piercing scream, and then the sounds of "Lies" by Evanescence filters through the speakers. Jackson walks out onto the ramp and makes his way down to the ring.

CHARLES: And the opponent ...from Chicago, Illinois ...weighing 277 pounds ...he is the Dark Horse ...Jackson!

The bell rings. Brodd charges at Jackson and spears him to the floor, and begins raining down on his head with punches. Jackson shoves Brodd off him and rolls away to the corner. Brodd charges again, but is hit with a massive boot to the face.

LEGEND: That almost took Brodd’s beard off!

BRIGGS: Lolz!

LEGEND: That’s getting old now...

BRIGGS: So’s your face.

Jackson then drops an elbow on Brodd and makes the cover. ...1 ...2. Brodd kicks out. Jackson then picks Brodd up and whips him into the corner. He charges, but Brodd moves, sending Jackson face-first into the turnbuckle.

LEGEND: That had to hurt!

BRIGGS: And you said Lolz was getting old... You say that every week!

Brodd grabs Jackson and hits him with a Danish Suplex. As Jackson gets to his feet, Brodd begins a series of punches, ending in a huge European Uppercut. He then grabs Jackson, looking for the Final Ritual, but Jackson quickly grabs the ropes.

BRIGGS: That could have been it for the Dark Horse if Brodd had got that move locked in!

Brodd runs at Jackson and hits a running knee lift, sending the Dark Horse tumbling through the ropes to the floor. Brodd then drops down and rolls out of the ring. As he gets outside, Jackson gets up and throws him into the steel steps.

LEGEND: That had to...

BRIGGS: You already said that!

LEGEND: Damn it!

Jackson charges at Brodd and drives a kick into his head, forcing it to bounce sickeningly off the steps. He then picks Brodd up and rolls him into the ring. He makes the cover. ...1 ...2. Brodd gets his foot on the ropes.

BRIGGS: Damn, that was close!

LEGEND: That boot to the head was sickening!

Jackson drags Brodd away from the ropes and covers him again. ...1 ...2. Brodd kicks out. Jackson gets to his feet, and kicks Brodd a few times. He then heads towards the corner, and begins to climb up to the top rope.

LEGEND: This is VERY unorthodox for the Dark Horse! What could he be planning here?

Brodd gets to his feet, and charges at Jackson, knocking him off balance. Brodd then begins to position himself to deliver a superplex. He tries to lift Jackson, but the Dark Horse holds on to the ropes. He then uppercuts Brodd, knocking him back down to the floor.

BRIGGS: He could go back up here!

Jackson steadies himself on the top rope, before diving off with a legdrop. At the last second, Brodd rolls out of the way. He gets up and delivers a running knee to Jackson’s head. He picks Jackson up, and then slams him back down.

LEGEND: The Viking looks to be building some momentum here!

BRIGGS: Momentum can be a dangerous thing, Legend!

Brodd waits for Jackson to get up, and then nails him with a release Danish suplex. He then picks him back up and whips him off the ropes. As Jackson bounces back, he is nailed with the Danish Drop. Brodd makes the cover. ...1 ...2. Jackson kicks out.

BRIGGS: Oswald Brodd is throwing everything at Jackson here, but the Dark Horse just won’t give in!

Brodd stands in the corner, waiting for Jackson to get up. As he gets to his feet, Brodd charges at him, looking for the Clothesline from Valhalla. At the last second, Jackson ducks, and nails Brodd with Something Wicked.

LEGEND: Something Wicked!

BRIGGS: It’s over!

Jackson makes the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3. The bell rings and “Lies” begins playing.

CHARLES: Here is your winner, The Dark Horse, Jackson!

BRIGGS: What a match.

LEGEND: And if you think that was good, you’re still in for a treat. The night is far from over.

BRIGGS: Tag Team titles on the line.

LEGEND: That is... when we return.

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back. What do you have against the Breakfast Table, TB?

BRIGGS: Their a poor man’s Meds... who aren’t the greatest to begin with.

LEGEND: Both teams are arguably the best in the business.

BRIGGS: Legend, the guys are called Sausage and Bean. Sausage and Bean! Only UCW could be stupid enough to come up with that.

CHARLES: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Fantasy Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championships! Introducing first...

Darkness descends upon the arena as Slipknot’s Duality plays. Fog appears as purple lights turn on all down the walk way. Five arrows fly out of the fog and hit the center of the ring forming an X. Astryd steps down the ramp bow in hand. Seconds later Sujir walks down the ramp sword ready. Together the two get into the ring as the light come back on. Astryd kneels down and grabs the arrow and then stands back as Sujir circles protectively around her. The two stand back to back circling then step to their corner getting rid of their weapons.

CHARLES: the team of Sujir and Astryd Thorn ...The Twins!

"I'm a Scatman" by Scatman John plays. After a moment, Sausage and Bean run out like lunatics. They charge down the ramp slapping the hands of fans before getting into the ring.

CHARLES: And the opponents ...they are the current FWF Tag Team Champions ...Sausage and Bean ...The Breakfast Table!

The bell rings. Sausage and Sujir start the match. Sujir attempts to lock up, but Sausage starts running around in circles. Sujir reaches out to grab Sausage, but Sausage grabs Sujir’s hand, and forces him to dance.

LEGEND: Oh dear God...

Astryd enters the ring to attempt to break it up, but Bean grabs her, and begins to twirl her round. Sausage and Bean then join hands, and force the Twins into an impromptu version of the hokey cokey, to the roaring approval of the fans.

BRIGGS: You put your left leg in, your left leg out...

LEGEND: Shut up!

BRIGGS: Aw, come on, Legend! It’s great!

LEGEND: I thought you hated the Breakfast Table?

BRIGGS: I did... Then they did the Hokey Cokey. Now I love them.

The Twins have had enough, and they clothesline Sausage and Bean to the floor. Bean rolls out of the ring in pain, while Sujir picks Sausage back up. He whips him off the ropes, and delivers a back body drop.

LEGEND: Looks like the Twins have had enough of the Breakfast Table’s circus act!

Sujir makes the cover. ...1 ...2. Sausage kicks out. Sujir tags in Astryd, who charges at Sausage, who is just getting to his feet. Astryd attempts a shoulder block, but Sausage steps out of the way, then laughs at a fuming Astryd, now flat on her face.

LEGEND: Just get on with the wrestling!

BRIGGS: Come on, Legend! This is hilarious!

Sausage tags in Bean, and they give each other a quick hug, before Bean turns his attention to Astryd. He walks slowly towards her, but she trips him up with a Drop Toe Hold. She then locks in the Surfboard Stretch, leaving Bean writhing in pain.

LEGEND: This could be it! Sausage could be just moments away from tapping out!

Sausage gets into the ring to try and save his partner, but Sujir drills him with a High Impact Clothesline. With nothing left to save him, Bean is forced to tap out. The bell rings and Duality begins playing again.

LEGEND: New Tag Team champions!

BRIGGS: NO!!! I hope this doesn’t mean the end of the Breakfast Table!

CHARLES: Here are your winners, and the NEW FWF Tag Team Champions, Sujir and Astryd Thorn, The Twins!

The scene cuts into the office of “Commissioner” Joe Stall where Trent Brown stands.

TRENT: I don’t care, Joe. I’ve had enough. You know how it is. He’s been... well... stalking us!

STALL: Well... I already had an idea for FWF Black Out ’07 regarding the UK title.

TRENT: Mr. Stall... please! Let me get my hands on him.

STALL: I tell you what... Black Out isn’t for a while, so we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. But next week... right here on Monday Night Rampage, it will be Couch Potato... versus Trent Brown... for the UK championship!

PROZAC: Well what about my shot?

With a stern look on his face, Rob Prozac walks into the office, joining the commissioner of MNR, Joe Stall sat down at his desk with Trent Brown stood up talking to him. The two men turn to look at Prozac.

TRENT: Prozac, no offence, but this is between me and Couch.

PROZAC: This goes beyond Couch Potato. Are you forgetting that his tag team partner screwed me out of that belt at Nightmare? I should be champion right now.

STALL: Prozac. I don’t mean to be rude, but I’ve just made a decision. Besides, haven’t you got a match tonight to focus on? It’s up next! Now, if you don’t mind... I’ve got a bit of a headache.

PROZAC: Have you taken your meds?

STALL: Get out!

With a smile on his face, Prozac flees from the seven foot former wrestler. Trent shakes Joe’s hand and leaves the office. The scene then switches into the hallway of FWF. Trent Brown is walking away from the office, when all of a sudden, Couch Potato jumps him from behind. The two begin to exchange blows as the scene switches back into the arena.

BRIGGS: What the...?

LEGEND: What the hell was that about?

BRIGGS: Couch is showing Trent why he’s the only Triple Crown Champion in FWF. Lolz.

LEGEND: I’ll Lolz your face in a minute. Couch just attacked the number one contender. Well, we’re gonna take a short break. Don’t go anywhere!

[FWF]

LEGEND: We’re back. Folks, we’d just like to apologise on behalf of Ross Walker for his actions earlier tonight.

BRIGGS: What he did was out of order and Fantasy Wrestling Federation will do all that they can to make it up to Joshua.

LEGEND: And speaking of Ross, here comes the son of a bitch, himself.

BRIGGS: Now, Legend... I’m sure Mrs. Walker is a lovely woman.

The arena is suddenly plunged into darkness as the opening notes of Metallica’s “Better Than You” begin playing softly. With each note increasing in volume, a bright white light circles the arena as the opening guitar riff kicks in. As James Hetfield’s voice finally sounds the opening words of the song, the entrance ramp begins filling with smoke. During the momentary lull at the end of the first verse, the smoke stops suddenly. As the song reaches the words “Better Than You” for the first time, fireworks explode from each side of the curtain separating the backstage area from ringside, and “The” Ross Walker finally steps out, to a tumultuous chorus of boos.

LEGEND: Well, there’s the Most Hated Man in Wrestling, TB.

As he walks down the entrance ramp, the boos intensify and fireworks explode in sync with his walking pace. He steps up onto the ring apron and turns back towards the stage, crossing his arms in an “X” shape as more fireworks explode from each corner of the ring. He spins back towards the ring and jumps up onto the ropes, placing his feet on the middle ropes and making the “X” shape with his arms once more. He takes off his jacket and throws it down to the floor. He then jumps over the ropes and into the ring.

CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...from Newcastle, England ...weighing in at 235 pounds ...“The” Ross Walker!

The lights go pretty dim as the “Move” hits the P.A system. A spotlight shines down to the middle of the stage, after a few seconds Prozac walks out and stands in the light. He waits there for a few seconds and looks all over the crowd then stares at the ring. He raises one hand and beats on his chest with the other hand as the lights turn back on to normal he then starts walking towards the ring. Prozac slides into the ring goes to one of the turnbuckles, where he gets on the second rope raises one arm and beats his chest with the other one.

CHARLES: And his opponent ...from Cornwall, New York ...weighing in at 234 pounds ...Prozac!

The bell sounds. Prozac and Ross go to lock up, but Ross kicks Prozac in the stomach. He then hits him with a European Uppercut, knocking Prozac into the corner. Ross grabs him and Irish-whips him into the opposite corner of the ring.

LEGEND: This promises to be a great match between two people who feel that they should be champions.

BRIGGS: And I disagree with both of them. Can you imagine, Legend... a druggie representing the United Kingdom?

LEGEND: I have never seen Prozac take drugs, TB... no one has.

BRIGGS: Maybe so... then how do you explain those bloodshot eyes?

LEGEND: Give it a rest, TB. You know full well he just went through eye surgery.

Prozac stumbles out of the corner and Ross kicks him in the stomach before hooking his head. He tries to lift him up for a suplex, but Prozac resists. Prozac counters, lifting Ross up before dropping him with a vertical suplex. Ross gets up and Prozac knocks him down with a clothesline.

LEGEND: Prozac trying to take control.

As Ross is getting up, Prozac hooks his head and takes him over with a neckbreaker. Keeping hold, but pulls Ross back to his feet before hitting another swinging neckbreaker. One last time, Prozac picks Ross up and executes a neckbreaker.

LEGEND: Multiple Swinging Neckbreakers by Prozac.

BRIGGS: He meant to do four, but he can’t count.

Prozac covers. ...1 ...2. Ross kicks out. Prozac allows Ross to get up, and then he lifts him into the Torture Rack Position. Prozac is about to hit the Depressant, but Ross reaches over and pokes Prozac in the eye. Whilst on Prozac’s shoulder, Ross reaches and grabs his arm before spinning off, hitting an armdrag.

BRIGGS: What a beautiful counter.

LEGEND: After he went after the eye that Prozac has had removed... cut open... and put back apart.

Prozac gets right up to his feet with the momentum of the armdrag, slightly dazed. Ross uses this opportunity to bounce off the ropes and come back with a lariat.

LEGEND: Lariat takes down Rob.

Ross picks Prozac up and hooks his head. He then lifts him up into a vertical suplex position, before dropping down with a brainbuster. Ross rolls over for the cover. ...1 ...2. Prozac kicks out, at which point, Ross quickly applies a headlock.

LEGEND: Straight into a submission hold from one of the best technical wrestlers in FWF.

BRIGGS: Let’s not forget the others... including the Heavyweight World champion, Camisado.

Prozac tries to get up to his feet with Ross keeping hold. He gets to one knee with the crowd clapping him on. Prozac then gets up completely. He begins to elbow Ross in the stomach before pushing him off into the ropes. Prozac goes for a clothesline, but Ross ducks. Ross then bounces back with a clubbing blow to the back of the head.

BRIGGS: It may not be pretty, but it gets the job done.

With Prozac on the floor, Ross takes this opportunity to grab hold of his arm. Wrapping his legs around Prozac’s head, Ross locks in the Koji Clutch.

LEGEND: Koji Clutch locked in. Ross has won matches with this before.

BRIGGS: This is the only move in wrestling history that has made Dan “Dragon” Taylor tap out, back at Genesis IV.

Prozac begins to stamp his leg on the floor, getting the crowd behind him. A “Let’s go, Prozac” chant starts. Prozac begins to reach over. Eventually, he gets his foot on the bottom rope. The referee orders Ross to break the hold. ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4. Ross releases.

LEGEND: He used every second of that five count, TB.

As Prozac is getting up, Ross grabs him and hooks both of his arms. He looks out at the crowd that boo him. He is about to hit the Depth Charge, but Prozac counters, throwing Ross over him with a big back body drop. Ross gets up and runs at Prozac, but is cut off by a dropkick.

LEGEND: Prozac is firing back.

BRIGGS: He needs to seize the opportunity.

Ross gets up and Prozac throws him onto his shoulder. Grabbing hold of Ross’ arms, Prozac lifts him up into a reverse crucifix bomb position. Ross breaks one of his arms away and rakes Prozac in the eye. He then takes him down, trying to get in the Anaconda Vice. He is about to lock the move in, but Prozac rolls on top of Ross. ...1 ...2 ...3.

BRIGGS: Lolz!

CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Prozac!

LEGEND: Robbie Prozac just upset the number one contender!

Ross quickly gets out of the ring, looking angry. Looking at Prozac, he heads to the back leaving him. Suddenly, Couch Potato and Trent Brown begin to brawl into the arena.

BRIGGS: What’s going on?

LEGEND: Those two guys are still fighting, TB.

BRIGGS: They’ve been going at it for quite some time.

Trent hits Couch with a hard right hand, knocking him down. Couch rolls down the ramp with Trent following. Trent grabs Couch and picks him up. He then Irish-whips him into the steel steps.

LEGEND: These two are gonna meet for the UK title next week, Tom.

BRIGGS: Tell me about it.

Trent grabs Couch and rolls him into the ring before getting in himself. Couch turns around and Prozac hits him with a right hand.

BRIGGS: Prozac wants a piece of the action too.

LEGEND: He was turned down by Joe Stall earlier tonight.

The three men begin to brawl; each one hitting the other. Suddenly, “Lies” by Evanescence plays. Jackson enters the arena. He begins to walk down the ramp before getting in the ring. Prozac, Trent and Couch stop brawling and stare at the 277 pound machine in front of them.

BRIGGS: What’s this?

LEGEND: The Dark Horse is making his presence felt.

Prozac and Trent push Couch into Jackson, who takes him down with a big boot. Couch rolls to the outside. Trent runs towards Jackson, but Jackson lifts him high into the air in a Gorilla Press position. He then throws him over the top rope and to the outside.

BRIGGS: Oh my God!

LEGEND: Look at the strength in that man.

Prozac begins to unleash a range of right hands onto Jackson, forcing him to rock slightly. The crowd cheer as Prozac bounces off the ropes. He comes back with a clothesline, but Jackson stays on his feet. Jackson then pokes Prozac in the eye.

BRIGGS: I think he’s going to need surgery again.

Prozac stumbles around. Jackson then grabs him from behind and turns him over into the Unprettier position before executing the Therapy. Jackson smiles, looking at the three men that lay down around him. He then moves his hands over his waist.

LEGEND: Oh my... I think Jackson wants the UK title too, TB.

BRIGGS: This can’t be good.

LEGEND: But the match has been made for next week... Couch Potato versus Trent Brown, title on the line.

BRIGGS: I can’t wait for that.

LEGEND: And I can’t wait for the main event. It’s coming up... right after this!

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back to Monday Night Rampage.

BRIGGS: It's main event time, and what a match we're gonna have.

LEGEND: The new FWF Heavyweight World champion is in action.

BRIGGS: And his opponent is coming off a huge loss from Collision, the Phantom.

LEGEND: After losing to Joe Stall, Phantom was forced to remove his mask.

BRIGGS: I can't wait to see his face.

A woman screams as the entire arena goes dark, and the song Meet the Creeper starts to play over the speakers. The video shows an ethereal figure walking towards the screen in a dark background. Smoke starts to fill the arena as a bright light from under the stage glows brighter until its almost impossible to see the Phantom rising from under the stage, leaving only his silhouette. The Phantom raises his hands as the entire arena goes a bright white as the song's chorus begins. White fireworks shoot upwards in random directions as the Phantom runs down to the ring, sliding under the ropes and standing up. Once inside the ring, the Phantom looks around the arena at the people there, nodding to some of the fans before going to his corner or watching for his opponent to come down to the ring.

CHARLES: This next match is a singles match. Introducing first ...from the Unknown ...weighing in at 210 pounds ...The Phantom!

"Four Words(To Choke Upon)" by Bullet For My Valentine hits the P.A. System. The quick, high-pitched intro plays for a few moments before the music becomes significantly stronger. As this begins, several red-orange pyros, similar to the original Monday Night Rampage pyros, fire off in front of the entrance. As the pyros clear, Camisado emerges from behind the entrance. He slowly begins to walk down the entrance ramp, the same-colored pyros following him down either side of the ramp. During this time, orange spotlights aimlessly search the arena. Soon these spotlights find a spot in the dimmed crowd, where the lights combine to spell out "Something That Produces Results." Camisado wastes no time sliding head-first under the bottom rope and into the ring.

CHARLES: And his opponent ...from Dayton, Ohio ...weighing in at 184 pounds ...he is the FWF Heavyweight World champion ...Camisado!

Cam and Phantom circle each other before locking up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Cam slips under, and hits a dropkick to the back of Phantom. Phantom hits the mat face first and Cam springs to his feet. cam runs and rebounds off the ropes, Phantom is getting up, he is on his knees and Cam hits a running dropkick to his face.

LEGEND: Cam taking it to Phantom is a fast pace in the early going.

Cam lifts up Phantom and tosses him over the top rope where phantom hits hard on the mat. Cam then dusts off his hands like he took out the garbage.

BRIGGS: Look how cocky.

Cam climbs to the top rope and nails a Body Splash onto Phantom while he is still laying down on the concrete. Cam picks up Phantom and throws him into the steel steps. Cam then throws him into the guard rail which Phantom leans against. Cam runs at phantom clotheslining him over the rail into the crowd the referee counts. ...3.

BRIGGS: Better get in the ring

Cam slides into the ring and Phantom begins to stir. ...4. Cam begins to taunt. ...5. Phantom makes it over the rail. ...6...7...8. Phantom slides into the ring. He stands and doesn't see Cam he turns to see Cam flying off the top rope nailing him with a missile dropkick.

LEGEND: Out of nowhere with that move.

BRIGGS: You have to watch Cam, he's tricky, you saw the where he won the title.

LEGEND: He won it fair and square.

Cam lifts phantom and whips him into the corner, Cam runs to the opposite side of the ring then charges at Phantom, Cam crashes into Phantom with a jumping body splash in the corner. Cam moves and Phantom falls to the ground.

LEGEND: Cam is relentless, staying on Phantom not giving a moment to breath.

Cam lifts Phantom, but Phantom breaks away from the hold and grabs Cams arm. Phantom goes for a short are clothesline, but Cam ducks under and escapees getting his arm free. Phantom turns to get kicked in the mid section then DDTed to the ground.

LEGEND: Almost thought Phantom had his second wind

BRIGGS: He hasn't even had his first.

Cam stalks his fallen prey, Phantom is slowly getting up. he makes it to his feet, but is wobbly. He turns around and Something That Produces Results. Cam covers. ...1...2...3.

CHARLES: Here is the winner of the match ...Camisado!

BRIGGS: What a win for the Heavyweight World Champion.

LEGEND: Phantom has been on quite the losing streak.

BRIGGS: What a great night it's been tonight.

LEGEND: Absolutely. And what a great night it's going to be next week.

BRIGGS: the UK title's on the line, Legend!

LEGEND: And not only that, but we have received word that "The" Ross Walker will get a rematch against Prozac.

BRIGGS: I can't wait.

LEGEND: All this and more, next week on Monday Night Rampage. Goodnight!