24th September 2007

[FWF]

The New Generation video package plays. After it finishes, “Numb” by Linkin Park plays, signalling the start of the show. The cameras show shots of the crowd before going over to the commentators.

LEGEND: Hello everyone. Johnny Legend here with TB, Tom Briggs.

BRIGGS: We are live in Glasgow, Scotland for another exciting edition of Monday Night Rampage.

LEGEND: The feature attraction for tonight is the return of the Knite Show.

BRIGGS: Chris Knite is backstage!

LEGEND: Indeed he is. His special guest tonight will be Camisado.

BRIGGS: This is the last MNR before Collision, Legend.

LEGEND: And I’m sure it’s going to be a great one.

BRIGGS: We have been informed that “The” Ross Walker... self acclaimed Heavyweight World Champion... is not here tonight.

LEGEND: Though his hired henchman James Bohne is. He’ll be in action now against Bable.

"Walk With Me In Hell" by Lamb of God plays. After a moment, Bable enters the arena with an axe in his hand. He walks down the ramp and gets into the ring.

CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...from the darkest corner of his mind ...weighing in at 324 pounds ...Bable!

"Over The Mountain" blares over the P.A. system as James comes out through the curtain with loads of blue fireworks exploding from the stage. He raises his fist in the air as a chorus of boos is heard. He makes his way down the ramp as a mix of blue and green pyro goes off with each step he takes. He then slides in the middle of the ring. Once he stands up he raises his fist in the air and aqua colored pyro shoots out from each turnbuckle as the boos from the crowd become deafening.

CHARLES: And his opponent ...now residing in the Caribbean ...weighing in at 275 pounds ...James Bohne!

The bell sounds and the two men lock up. James quickly takes Bable into a headlock. Bable elbows him in the stomach and throws him into the ropes. He goes for a big boot, but James ducks. James then comes back with a spear.

BRIGGS: Spear by James Bohne!

LEGEND: James is still angry about his loss at ShowDown!.

James picks Bable up and Irish-whips him. When Bable bounces back, James picks him up and slams him to the mat with a spinebuster. He covers. ...1 ...2 ...Bable kicks out. James waits for Bable to get up.

BRIGGS: What's he going for?

James bounces off the ropes. He runs at Bable, but Bable counters, executing the spinning sidewalk slam. He covers. ...1 ...2. James kicks out. Bable heads to the top rope.

LEGEND: It looks like Bable's in control.

Bable jumps off, going for the Demonic Splash, but James rolls out of the way. Bable slowly gets up and James nails The Greatest Kick. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: The winner of the match ...James Bohne!

The crowd boos as James makes his way to the back. Suddenly, Phantom runs down to the ring. He gets in and begins to stomp away at Bable.

LEGEND: It's Phantom!

"Numb" by Linkin Park plays. "Commissioner" Joe Stall makes his way out. With the crowd cheering, he walks down the ramp and gets into the ring pointing at Phantom. Bable rolls out of ring.

BRIGGS: Look at this, Legend.

LEGEND: The staredown. These two hate each other.

Phantom goes for a right hand, but Stall grabs it. Stall then wraps Phantom's arm around his neck, locking in the Cobra Clutch.

BRIGGS: The Cobra Clutch is locked in!

LEGEND: Could this be the case at Collision?

Stall releases and Phantom quickly jumps out of the ring. The scene fades out to commercials.

[FWF]

LEGEND: And we are back for the last MNR before Collision.

BRIGGS: I can’t wait for that. We will be coming to you live this Saturday from Las Vegas, Nevada.

LEGEND: One of the most heated recent feuds has been the one between Phantom and Joe Stall.

BRIGGS: Absolutely. This whole thing started two months ago on Rampage in a match that saw Phantom come down to the ring and attack the two wrestlers in the ring.

LEGEND: It wasn’t even his match. “Commissioner” Joe Stall was in the ring later on that night when Phantom attacked him, hitting him with the Exorcism Slam.

BRIGGS: Stall is seven feet tall, Legend. That’s not an easy thing to do.

LEGEND: Stall then ordered Phantom to be in a loser leaves FWF match against Couch Potato. Couch won the match and Joe took great pleasure in firing Phantom.

BRIGGS: Then what about Nightmare? Stall had a contract that he was gonna give to a trainee at the FWF Academy, but Phantom attacked him and signed the contract, getting his job back.

LEGEND: Since then, Stall has been throwing any opponent he can against Phantom, but they just keep getting knocked down.

BRIGGS: At Edition 4 of Sunday Night ShowDown!, Stall said he wanted to see who’s under Phantom’s mask. Get this... Phantom said he wanted to see who’s under Joe Stall’s moustache.

LEGEND: Stall takes great pride in that ‘tache, TB.

BRIGGS: Stall made it clear tonight that he’s had enough of Phantom when he locked in that Cobra Clutch.

LEGEND: The match has been made official and at Collision we will finally see Joe Stall return for one more match to shut Phantom up.

BRIGGS: It’s Mask versus Moustache.

LEGEND: Also on the card for Collision... Live-Wire DOA Mark Briggs has announced a number one contender match for the FWF Hardcore championship between two newcomers.

BRIGGS: In MNR’s main event, “The” Ross Walker will lead his team into battle against rival, Camisado.

LEGEND: Things took off at Nightmare when Ross interrupted the amazing match between Oswald Brodd and Devil and he stole... that’s right... stole... the Heavyweight World championship.

BRIGGS: Then the final draftee in the lottery, Camisado came over to Rampage from Live-Wire.

LEGEND: The match was made, but Joe Stall added a stipulation. Whichever team wins... the captain will become Heavyweight World champion.

BRIGGS: For the past two years, Dan “Dragon” Taylor has captained a Collision team and he has come out the soul survivor both times, winning two great matches.

LEGEND: He plans on doing the same thing this year against a team who claim that they are the next generation of FWF.

BRIGGS: It’s Old School versus Nu Skool as team Lost Heroes try and teach team Next Generation a lesson.

LEGEND: All this and more... only on Stampede TV.

“Don’t Damn Me” by Guns N’ Roses begins to play. After a while, Couch Potato enters the arena. The crowd boo as he walks down the ramp holding three belts and gets into the ring.

CHARLES: The following match scheduled is for one fall. Introducing first ...from Boston, Massachusetts ...weighing in at 200 pounds ...the FWF UK champion...

Couch pulls the microphone away from the ring announcer’s mouth. He then whispers into Phil Charles’ ear. Phil gives him a weird look, but then proceeds to announce.

CHARLES: ...and holder of the FWF US and FWF Jamaican titles ...the first and only Triple Crown Champion in FWF ...Couch Potato!

LEGEND: Triple Crown Champion?

BRIGGS: No one else has ever done that before.

LEGEND: Neither has he... he’s made that up.

plays. After a moment, Trent Brown enters the arena with Katherine Brown linking his arm. The two of them walk down the ramp. With the crowd cheering, Trent gets in the ring.

CHARLES: And his opponent ...accompanied by the Women’s champion, Katherine Brown ...Trent Brown!

The bell sounds and the two go to lock up, but Couch kicks Trent in the stomach. He hooks his head and executes a neckbreaker. As Trent is getting up, Couch hooks his head again and hits another neckbreaker.

LEGEND: Couch has taken control.

Trent is slowly getting to his feet when Couch hits a third neckbreaker. He covers Trent, hooking his leg. ...1 ...2. Trent kicks out. Couch gets up and focuses his attention towards Katherine.

LEGEND: Your match is with the other Brown, Couchie.

Couch picks Trent up and Irish-whips him into the corner. He then charges at him, hitting him with a clothesline. Trent stumbles out of the corner and Couch lifts him up before dropping him with a sidewalk slam. Couch covers again. ...1 ...2. Trent kicks out and Couch turns to Katherine again.

BRIGGS: You can’t forget the history between these two, Legend.

LEGEND: I know, TB. Couch Potato and Katherine Brown have met in the ring before.

BRIGGS: They had a bra and panties match at Edition 2 of ShowDown!.

LEGEND: Don’t remind me.

Trent gets to his feet and Couch turns around. He then charges at Trent, knocking him down with a clothesline. Trent gets up and Couch hooks his head. With his spare hand, he points at Katherine before grabbing onto Trent’s tights.

BRIGGS: 3 Amigos coming up!

Couch takes Trent over with a suplex. Keeping hold, he gets to his feet and executes a second suplex. Couch gets up again and nails Trent with another suplex. This time, Couch covers. ...1 ...2 ...Trent gets his shoulder up.

LEGEND: Trent Brown has had no offence in this match.

BRIGGS: He’s up against a champion, Legend. You shouldn’t expect him to.

Couch picks Trent up and knees him in the stomach. He then bounces off the ropes and comes back, hitting the Lazy-boi. He looks at Katherine and smiles before pinning Trent. ...1 ...2 ...3.

CHARLES: The winner of the match ...Couch Potato!

BRIGGS: He’s Jamaican champion for a reason.

LEGEND: Give it a rest.

Couch immediately begins to stomp Trent. He picks him up and raises him into the Piledriver position. Couch then nails the Mashed. Katherine gets into the ring and stares down with Couch.

LEGEND: That was just uncalled for.

BRIGGS: Look at this confrontation, Legend.

As the two wrestlers stare at each other, “Numb” by Linkin Park plays. Joe Stall makes his way out onto the stage with a microphone in hand.

Joe Stall: I am here with a huge announcement for Collision. Couchie ...Katherine ...stay in the ring. There’s something that concerns you two.

LEGEND: Don’t forget Collision will be coming to you live this Saturday.

Joe Stall: I’ve added a match to the card. Defending his title will be...

BRIGGS: Are we going to get Couch Potato versus Katherine Brown for the UK title?

LEGEND: I hope so...

Joe Stall: Brody “The Bull” Armstrong.

LEGEND: Guess not.

Joe Stall: And his opponent will be the man he beat for the belt, Sujir Thorn.

LEGEND: Either way, TB, we’ve got a great match right there.

Joe Stall: That’s not all. It’s going to be contested under the same rules as the first ever FWF Television Championship match. It’s going to be Brody versus Sujir in a Parking Lot Brawl!

BRIGGS: Oh my God!

LEGEND: That’s huge news. What a night Collision is going to be.

Joe Stall: Now onto you two. I have just been informed by Camisado that the two of you are going to be on his team for Collision.

BRIGGS: You mean they’re going to have to be partners?

Joe Stall: Further more... in order to shake things up, I have decided to make this match an All or Nothing match. That means that not only will the Heavyweight World championship be on the line... but the UK and Women’s titles will be too.

LEGEND: Interesting.

Joe Stall: Couch Potato... if Team Camisado loses, then the UK title will go to Team Ross member, James Bohne. Ross has also told me a certain female member of his team. Katherine... if Team Ross wins then the new FWF Women’s champion will be this woman...

Suddenly, "Prelude 12/21" by AFI plays. Jessica makes her way out on stage with a look of mixed anger and anticipation on her face.

BRIGGS: Jessica?

LEGEND: Fans, we’re gonna have to take a short break. Don’t go away because when we come back, these two women are gonna have a match!

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LEGEND: Welcome back to Rampage!

BRIGGS: Katherine Brown and Jessica are already in the ring ready for this match.

CHARLES: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, to my left, from Newcastle, England, weighing 126 pounds, Jessica! And the opponent, to my right, from Sedila, Missouri, she is the current FWF Women’s Champion, Katherine Brock!

The bell rings. Katherine extends a hand to Jessica, but it is ignored, and they lock up. Jessica is backed into the corner, but rakes Katherine’s eyes. She grabs Katherine by the hair, and throws her into the corner.

LEGEND: Jessica taking no prisoners here! That’s our Women’s champion, too!

Jessica begins raining down on Katherine’s chest with vicious chops. She taunts the crowd, then goes for a huge punch, but Katherine rolls out of the way. As Jessica turns around, Katherine sends her high over her head with a back body drop. She then goes for the cover. 1... 2... Jessica kicks out.

BRIGGS: Near fall from the Women’s champion!

Katherine gets up, and Jessica follows. Katherine grabs Jessica and whips her off the ropes, but Jessica comes back with a shoulder block. She then tries a legdrop, but Katherine rolls out of the way.

BRIGGS: Nobody there for the legdrop attempt!

Katherine gets up and dropkicks Jessica while she’s still down on the floor. She then goes for a cover. 1... 2... Jessica kicks out. Katherine picks Jessica up, and attempts to whip her off the ropes, but it is reversed. As Katherine comes back, she hits Jessica with the Diamond Dust.

LEGEND: Diamond Dust!

BRIGGS: This could be it!

Katherine makes the cover. 1... 2... 3! The bell rings.

CHARLES: Here is your winner, Katherine Brock!

LEGEND:Great win for the Women’s Champion!

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BRIGGS: It’s Blizzard, Legend!

LEGEND: That’s right. This December, 10 MNR wrestlers and 10 Live-Wire wrestlers will face off in a twenty man Blizzard match.

BRIGGS: Two men will start in the ring. After a minute, another man ...or woman ...will enter.

LEGEND: Wrestlers will be eliminated if they are thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the floor.

BRIGGS: The winner of the match will face their brands respective World champion for their belt at Genesis V. Remember... there can only be one winner.

LEGEND: Last year, Wild Bill Legend cemented his name in history when he won.

BRIGGS: And the year before that... lucky number 20 ...Pain was the last man to enter and eliminated “Dark” Mark Lloyd to win the first Blizzard match.

LEGEND: And look what that’s done for his career, TB.

BRIGGS: Absolutely.

LEGEND: Well, fans. Coming up after the break is the moment we’ve been waiting for all night.

BRIGGS: It’s the return of the Knite Show!

LEGEND: Chris Knite is here in Scotland for a special one night only appearance. Don’t go anywhere!

[FWF]

LEGEND: Welcome back to Monday Night Rampage.

BRIGGS: It’s been a long night, Legend.

LEGEND: And it’s almost over on the last MNR before Collision: Lost Heroes versus Next Generation.

BRIGGS: Speaking of Lost Heroes, we have one coming up in just a moment.

LEGEND: Hero is debatable, but he’s definitely lost. It’s now time for The Knite Show.

“Bring Me to Life” by Evanescence plays. After a moment, Chris Knite enters the arena. He stands on stage with his hands on his hips as pyro sprinkles down behind him. With a cocky grin, he walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans that hold out their hands. The older FWF fans boo as he gets into the ring and grabs a microphone.

LEGEND: For the first time in almost two years, we’re gonna have a Knite Show, TB.

KNITE: Ladies and gentlemen, never fear... because the Saviour is here. It’s been a long time... a very long time since I graced you with my presence. I may have been gone, but I have not been forgotten. I am the one... the only... the Saviour... Chris Knite!

The crowd erupt into a series of boos as Knite stands in the centre of the ring with a large smile on his face.

LEGEND: Hasn’t lost his popularity then...

KNITE: Welcome to the return of... The Knite Show!

BRIGGS: I’ve missed this guy.

KNITE: You talk about your lost heroes, well I’m one of them. I am a multiple time UK champion, which means I have represented you people on numerous occasions.

BRIGGS: He’s right there.

LEGEND: I don’t think the people of Scotland appreciate that though.

KNITE: Speaking of lost heroes, team Lost Heroes lead by my old rival, Dan Taylor will face team Matt Knox’s Next Generation at Collision. But honestly, who cares about Live-Wire? What everybody cares about is Team Ross versus Team Camisado.

LEGEND: I know that’s what I wanna see.

Chris Knite: So without further ado, allow me to introduce my guest for tonight’s show. He stands at about two feet tall. He weighs in at an incredible 32 pounds... Camisado!

"Wake Up" by Lostprophets hits the P.A. System. Orange spotlights aimlessly search the arena, soon making their way to the wall opposite the entrance. They go up the wall and form letters, spelling out "Something That Produces Results". After the main guitar riff at the beginning ends, Camisado jumps out from behind the entrance as seventeen orange pyros shoot off from behind him. During the first verse, Camisado jogs down the entrance ramp, though only moving an inch or so with each step, moving along with the beat. As he walks down, more orange pyros on each side of the ramp shoot off, simultaneous with his steps.

LEGEND: The fans here in Glasgow are going crazy for Camisado, TB.

He then circles the ring, more pyros still following him. As the main chorus comes on, he makes his way around to the front of the ring, closest to the ramp. He slides into the ring and begins running back and forth, bouncing off the ropes. During the rest of the song, he pulls himself up to two opposite turnbuckles and grins out towards the crowd, mouthing various lines to the crowd's approval on his way back to the ring floor.

KNITE: Welcome to the show, Cam. Have we met before?

CAMISADO: I think we ma...

KNITE: I don’t really care. I was just making conversation. Now let’s get down to business. We all want answers and we all want them now. Who is on your team for Collision?

BRIGGS: I think it’s about time he told us.

CAMISADO: I’ve kept it from you all for too long. I think it’s time to let it slip. The first spot will be taken up by Katherine Brown.

KNITE: Who?

CAMISADO: Secondly, I have picked Couch Potato.

KNITE: Anyone I’ve heard of?

CAMISADO: The third member of my team will be Robert Prozac.

BRIGGS: Wow.

LEGEND: This is shaping up to be quite a team.

CAMISADO: And the final spot on my team goes to ...Oswald Brodd.

LEGEND: Oh my God! Ross Walker better have a master plan to top that.

BRIGGS: Brodd can’t be happy with Ross. He was screwed out of the Heavyweight World Championship at Nightmare.

KNITE: Forgive me for saying so, but that makes an absolutely hideous team.

Camisado raises an eyebrow as the crowd continue to boo Knite, who remains smiling whilst he stares at his guest.

CAMISADO: Well, Mr. Saviour... please tell me who you’d pick.

KNITE: Are you mocking me? Are you trying to deny the fact that I am The Saviour!?

CAMISADO: That’s exactly what I’m doing.

KNITE: I’m more of a saviour to FWF than you’ll ever be. I watched Collision last year and you and your team lost to the wWo.

LEGEND: Don’t bring the wWo up. I thought we’d put all that behind us.

KNITE: I’m not going to stand here being mocked by a guy who has called himself the New Cancer for too long for it to be considered new.

Camisado smirks. He then drops his microphone and moves closer to Knite, staring into his eyes. Knite turns away and laughs. He then quickly turns back and nails Camisado with the microphone. He dives on Camisado and begins to unleash a range of lefts and rights.

BRIGGS: Look at that, Legend.

LEGEND: That was the cheapest cheap shot I’ve ever seen.

He picks Camisado up and grabs him from behind in a full nelson. He spins Camisado around, setting him up for the Unprettier. He looks out at the crowd, smiling as they boo.

LEGEND: Oh no. Not this. Not the Unprettier.

He is about to hit it, but Camisado frees his left arm and hooks Knite in an inverted facelock position. With the crowd cheering, Camisado nails the STPR. Knite rolls out of the ring and Camisado ascends the turnbuckle to a cheering crowd.

LEGEND: Something that Produces Results!

BRIGGS: That’s not a good way to come back to FWF!

LEGEND: The former UK, Hardcore and I think Tag Team champion Chris Knite may have the edge when it comes to words, but not in technical ability.

BRIGGS: Ross has been trying to send a message to Camisado, but I think Cam’s just switched it around.

LEGEND: That’s all for us tonight.

BRIGGS: Don’t miss MNR next week for the fallout of Collision.

LEGEND: But more importantly... don’t miss Collision. Goodnight, everybody!